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Loryn · 06-27-2005, 11:12 AM

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth & place my balls inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.

After a few minutes of silence, a single hand goes up. "I'll try it!"
yells a Blonde woman from the other end of the bar, "But don't hit me so hard with the bottle..."

SinSational · 06-27-2005, 11:14 AM

nice one.

vvq · 06-27-2005, 11:14 AM

lol

RuthB · 06-27-2005, 11:16 AM

those crazy blondes!

Manowar · 06-27-2005, 11:17 AM

xclusive · 06-27-2005, 11:20 AM

lol great one loryn

AphEX · 06-27-2005, 11:22 AM

good one

Sparks · 06-27-2005, 11:24 AM

Lol, that's good.

axelcat · 06-27-2005, 11:26 AM

LittleSassy · 06-27-2005, 11:26 AM

hahaha!!...nice one...

wjxxx · 06-27-2005, 11:31 AM

tony286 · 06-27-2005, 11:33 AM

very very funny Dollface

pornguy · 06-27-2005, 11:50 AM

God I love Blondes. hehehe

Violetta · 06-27-2005, 11:52 AM

lol... lame!

pornguy · 06-27-2005, 12:08 PM

good one, Loryn!
Please introduce me to that blonde... that happens to be my ideal type of woman!

reynold · 06-27-2005, 06:56 PM

Hehehe; thanks..

Spunky · 06-27-2005, 06:58 PM

That was good

Inde · 06-27-2005, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

Hehehe; thanks..

stfu you 25

homo.....

funny joke Loryn

adonthenet · 06-27-2005, 07:04 PM

hahaha lol

MrAwesome · 06-27-2005, 07:11 PM

sickkittens · 06-27-2005, 07:41 PM

A joke or a personal story?

tungsten · 06-27-2005, 07:43 PM

gotta love blondes

WiredGuy · 06-27-2005, 07:53 PM

Gotta love blondes

WG

Vitasoy · 06-27-2005, 08:30 PM

haha.. that was great. Nice one.

taibo · 06-27-2005, 08:31 PM

sniperwolf · 06-27-2005, 08:32 PM

rofl......funny shit!

06-27-2005, 11:12 AM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	A little laugh to kick off your week! A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth & place my balls inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a few minutes of silence, a single hand goes up. "I'll try it!" yells a Blonde woman from the other end of the bar, "But don't hit me so hard with the bottle..." __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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