2 thumbs up! Great Story - "I don't even like porn sites" - GoFuckYourself.com

FreakinWebmaster · 06-20-2005, 03:17 PM

I laughed so hard when I read this story:

Posted on Craigslist.com:

Quote:

I think porn sites are disgusting and vile but curiosity got me today and I paid dearly for it.

After 6 months of no luck on CL and 2 years of not getting laid, I have decided that my sexual peek (if you could call it that) is long over. I have always been the guy to advocate for woman, respect them, treat them right, and never take advantage of them. This hasn?t worked. I spend every Valentine?s Day alone while every macho jerk has a girlfriend and one on the side.

I gave up.

I haven?t seen a naked breast in years. So I opened up the Internet Browser and went to an Asian porn site (hey, I?m white). I found the site crude and crass; yet very intriguing. I try to find a way to justify looking at it but I can?t. I was being a pervert for the first time in my life and enjoying it too much. I could feel myself pushing out of suit pants. I better not stand up.

OH SHIT!

My boss starts to walk in my office talking to me. I give a panic looked and quickly X out my browser window. My boss gives me that ?no big deal but what did I just catch you doing look?. He is a really great guy. He walks up to where I am sitting and can now see my computer luckily I closed in time and maximized my email. I sit looking at him intently on what he has to say. Oblivious, I don?t realize over my shoulder is an animated picture of an Asian girl sticking a dildo into her crotch; back and forth, back and forth, on a repeated loop.

?Need some privacy?? He smirks.

I turn around to the horror show. My stomach drops, a cold sweat instantly hits me, as the shock of embarrassment and shame I haven?t felt since confession slap me in the face. I quickly grab my mouse and close the window. I can?t even speak or look at him. I let out a meek
?Sorry? In a hurt voice like a ten-year old boy getting caught for stealing from Mom?s purse.

?Ughhh, Ughhh, Ughhh, Fook Me! Fook Me!? I hear my computer moaning.

It?s a very graphic flash animation asking me to ?Sign Up Now!? It just popped up in another fucking window! I close it and another pops up and another. They?re fucking making noises now. I fumble with volume on the side of laptop and successfully turn it off. But my Boss is still standing over me, looking ever displeased. I have never seen this man a bit upset in his life, but I can feel a very bad vibe. A look up and there?s a black chick with man juice all over her face. Panicked I slam down my laptop monitor into keyboard so it could no longer be viewed.
?I?ll come back when you?re not so busy? He grumbles.
As he leaves I open my monitor back up. It?s cracked right down the center. How do I ask them to fix this? I am honestly going to cry.

JD · 06-20-2005, 03:20 PM

owned! hahahahaha

Roald · 06-20-2005, 03:21 PM

funny but could be true, fucking popup hells.

FreakinWebmaster · 06-20-2005, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe

funny but could be true, fucking popup hells.

I refuse to use popups on my site.... I say no to popup hell!

Alex · 06-20-2005, 03:41 PM

Wow that sucks ass.

Dalai lama · 06-20-2005, 03:51 PM

I feel sorry for him

FilthyRob · 06-20-2005, 03:55 PM

I got busted with popups too many times.. lol

cool1 · 06-20-2005, 05:12 PM

Pop ups really sucked for him, maybe he shouldn't be surfing for porn while at work.

Digibucks · 06-20-2005, 06:01 PM

ROFL, that's was really embarrassing...so any update about your story?

FreakinWebmaster · 06-20-2005, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool1

Pop ups really sucked for him, maybe he shouldn't be surfing for porn while at work.

did you actually read it?

GatorB · 06-20-2005, 07:50 PM

It's called "pop-up blocker" look into it.

sniperwolf · 06-20-2005, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

It's called "pop-up blocker" look into it.

works best !

Nightwind · 06-20-2005, 09:39 PM

Stupid porn noob going to sites with pop-ups.

Doctor Dre · 06-20-2005, 09:46 PM

ROFLMAOOOOo

Spunky · 06-20-2005, 09:49 PM

Hilarious story..poor dude

Vitasoy · 06-20-2005, 11:20 PM

haha that story is hilarious! Poor dude.

chase · 06-20-2005, 11:49 PM

Awwww, poor guy.

like the boss doesn't surf porn when his office is locked, lol

06-20-2005, 03:21 PM	#3
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,891	funny but could be true, fucking popup hells. __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

06-20-2005, 03:41 PM	#5
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	Wow that sucks ass. __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

06-20-2005, 03:51 PM	#6
Dalai lama Strength and Honor Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 16,540	I feel sorry for him __________________ A program you can trust. Gallerybooster Run multiply TGPs of 1 script

06-20-2005, 03:55 PM	#7
FilthyRob Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Anaheim - CA Posts: 6,741	I got busted with popups too many times.. lol __________________ AKA - Clubsexy

06-20-2005, 05:12 PM	#8
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Pop ups really sucked for him, maybe he shouldn't be surfing for porn while at work. __________________

06-20-2005, 03:20 PM	#2
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	owned! hahahahaha

06-20-2005, 06:01 PM	#9
Digibucks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: on the run from everyone i owe money Posts: 1,899	ROFL, that's was really embarrassing...so any update about your story? __________________ www.trafficoverdose.com. ICQ me 171848378

06-20-2005, 07:50 PM	#11
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	It's called "pop-up blocker" look into it.

06-20-2005, 09:39 PM	#13
Nightwind Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: ICQ: 303-282-636 Posts: 4,786	Stupid porn noob going to sites with pop-ups. __________________

06-20-2005, 09:49 PM	#15
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	Hilarious story..poor dude __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

06-20-2005, 11:20 PM	#16
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	haha that story is hilarious! Poor dude. __________________ [email protected]

06-20-2005, 11:49 PM	#17
chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	Awwww, poor guy. like the boss doesn't surf porn when his office is locked, lol __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!