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Digipimp · 05-22-2005, 01:41 PM

it says i can't cook my hot pockets in the microwave anymore unless i put a paper towel on them to keep it from getting the microwave dirty

fuck!!!!!!

Rorschach · 05-22-2005, 01:44 PM

microwaves will give you cancer

wtfent · 05-22-2005, 01:44 PM

Fuck, thats bad news. I was just about to make a ham egg and cheese hot pocket but I think I am about out of paper towels. I am reconsidering it now. Do you think the feds would mind if I used toliet paper instead? This is going to cause a lot of headaches for our industry.

Manowar · 05-22-2005, 01:47 PM

Digipimp · 05-22-2005, 01:48 PM

i think i read if you don't have paper towels that sometimes you can use duct tape

AaronM · 05-22-2005, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp

i think i read if you don't have paper towels that sometimes you can use duct tape

But only of the duct tape is DOJ approved and correctly applied.

cyber_ninja · 05-22-2005, 01:57 PM

just wrap it it tin foil

Postmaster · 05-22-2005, 01:59 PM

Microwave prices will go down I'm telling you.

05-22-2005, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

But only of the duct tape is DOJ approved and correctly applied.

And used between the hours of 8am-6pm.

CDSmith · 05-22-2005, 02:01 PM

And look at this:

Sec: 94 subsec: A1-07C:
All adult webmasters, inclusively including affiliates, promoters, pay site owners, program owners, admins, and anyone otherwise employed or supported by pornography (as defined in Sec: 2.3 Subsec: B14-00J) will no longer be permitted to wipe their asses in a back-to-front manner. Additionally, proper documentation must be readily available to 2257 inspection teams on request showing proof that the webmaster has in fact been wiping his or her ass in a front-to-back-only method. Webmasters, (as defined in Sec. 2.4 Subsec: A03-X0X) found to be in violation will be forced to wipe their asses with the toiletry material shown below, as punishment (pursuant to the new US penal (anal) code A7S-S-FU.741)

wtfent · 05-22-2005, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp

i think i read if you don't have paper towels that sometimes you can use duct tape

Shit, Can I get DOJ approve duct tapae at home depot or Lowes? Are you sure I cant use toilet paper? (Its charmen double layer)

wtfent · 05-22-2005, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

And look at this:

Sec: 94 subsec: A1-07C:
All adult webmasters, inclusively including affiliates, promoters, pay site owners, program owners, admins, and anyone otherwise employed or supported by pornography (as defined in Sec: 2.3 Subsec: B14-00J) will no longer be permitted to wipe their asses in a back-to-front manner. Additionally, proper documentation must be readily available to 2257 inspection teams on request showing proof that the webmaster has in fact been wiping his or her ass in a front-to-back-only method. Webmasters, (as defined in Sec. 2.4 Subsec: A03-X0X) found to be in violation will be forced to wipe their asses with the toiletry material shown below, as punishment (pursuant to the new US penal (anal) code A7S-S-FU.741)

We come in here discussing as a serious matter and some poeple just want to mock it. Its not a fucking joke. This is our industry hanging on a thin line here. What will we do if the feds really start enforcing this Hot Pocket thing? I cant afford to be complient. Just got off the phone with Lowes they got the complient paper towels but you have to pay and $800 Lowes registration fee per roll.

wtfent · 05-22-2005, 02:08 PM

I am wasting way to much time in here playing.

CDSmith · 05-22-2005, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

We come in here discussing as a serious matter and some poeple just want to mock it. Its not a fucking joke. This is our industry hanging on a thin line here. What will we do if the feds really start enforcing this Hot Pocket thing? I cant afford to be complient. Just got off the phone with Lowes they got the complient paper towels but you have to pay and $800 Lowes registration fee per roll.

It's no joke. They are pushing to get us on the intake (hot pockets, which is commonly known to be the food of choice for most adult webmasters) and on the outtake (as in wiping one's ass).

They effectively have us coming and going.

AaronM · 05-22-2005, 02:14 PM

LMAO...This thread just got real fucken funny.

Drake · 05-22-2005, 02:17 PM

hahahaha

Digipimp · 05-22-2005, 02:21 PM

i guess i'll just end up losing weight if i can't eat pepperoni pizza hotpockets all day from my desktop microwave. i need to speak with my attorney and see if this includes lean hot pockets

Mr Dickovitch · 05-22-2005, 02:21 PM

wjxxx · 05-22-2005, 02:48 PM

CDSmith · 05-22-2005, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp

i guess i'll just end up losing weight if i can't eat pepperoni pizza hotpockets all day from my desktop microwave. i need to speak with my attorney and see if this includes lean hot pockets

Listen, do me a flavor and let me know what your attorney says. I had to fire mine after he merely skimmed over the document I showed him and then casually advised me to "comply."

fuck that shit, how can I live without my hotpockets??

reynold · 05-22-2005, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

We come in here discussing as a serious matter and some poeple just want to mock it. Its not a fucking joke. This is our industry hanging on a thin line here. What will we do if the feds really start enforcing this Hot Pocket thing? I cant afford to be complient. Just got off the phone with Lowes they got the complient paper towels but you have to pay and $800 Lowes registration fee per roll.

I just hope this industry will still survive.

jukeboxfrank · 05-22-2005, 09:11 PM

Don't the store that sells you the hot pockets have to give you the paper towels?

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