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Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:00 AM

It's gettin' damn hard to find anyone that isn't on their way to Vegas. I knew this would suck.... but doesn't make it any less painful.

Anyone else still hangin' around? Or am I the only loser who couldn't make it to Vegas?

Evil Chris · 01-04-2002, 11:02 AM

you're the only loser.

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daddy bone · 01-04-2002, 11:02 AM

Im a fucking looser too...couldnt make this one.
I agree it does SUCK!

spacedog · 01-04-2002, 11:02 AM

I was supposed to leave yesterday, (to somewhere else) but my plans got pushed up to leave today, now that's all fucked up til tommorow..

I wish I could go to Vegas..sounds like a whole lotta fun..
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Evil Chris · 01-04-2002, 11:03 AM

just messin wit cha...

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kush · 01-04-2002, 11:05 AM

Want to know what blows?

I'm not even old enough to go to Vegas...

I'm 19 and have been doing this shit part time and earning some nice cash for almost a year now... and yet I am not of legal age to drink or gamble so I'm fucked for awhile...

That's alright though, 19 and 20 are fun years to live

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Star · 01-04-2002, 11:06 AM

add me to that "not going list"

damn damn damn!
then i'll be reading how great the parties were hahaha

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Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
It's gettin' damn hard to find anyone that isn't on their way to Vegas. I knew this would suck.... but doesn't make it any less painful.

Anyone else still hangin' around? Or am I the only loser who couldn't make it to Vegas?

Stop crying.

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:07 AM

Squishy, get in here. I know you're stuck in freakin' Wyoming. Come on.... losers unite.

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:08 AM

I'm still here, Amp. It's an online par-tay...

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Slick · 01-04-2002, 11:11 AM

Well, you can count me as being another loser that's stuck at home. I'd love to go to Vegas, I bet that it'd be a blast.

Roberto · 01-04-2002, 11:12 AM

is there a webcam in the convention?

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:13 AM

Here's an example of this blowing...instead of being In Vegas, looking at hotties and drinking like the champion I am, I'm sitting at my day job, which has been hit REAL good by this recession shit. As I was posting my last message, I got my fisrt phone call of the day (11:06am). It was a ten year old kid wanting to buy my horse. I have no horse. I will start drinking at 5:01pm, Mr. Amp, Sir, and hope that you will beat me to it...

Slick · 01-04-2002, 11:13 AM

You can count me as another loser that's stuck at home.

Well, just think of it this way, we'll have MUCH more fun on this board AND we'll be able to work on our sites, making more money, so we're much better off staying here. That's what I keep trying to make myself believe, but it's not working to well, he he he.

spacedog · 01-04-2002, 11:13 AM

I'm too poor to be able to afford such things

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Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:14 AM

How much for the horse?

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:14 AM

Titmowse is still here, too...I love her. Madly.

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
How much for the horse?

I didn't ask...down that road lies madness.

spacedog · 01-04-2002, 11:16 AM

If I were single, I'd be in Vegas right now..
Shit, If I were single, I'd be rich

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:19 AM

See, the way I figure it, if all of us non-goin'-to-Vegas-chumps got together... we could hold ourselves a killer "Didn't-Go-To-Vegas" party.

Except that we probably wouldn't have any women there, it would probably be in some remote nowhereville like, Walnut Grove, Arkansas, which is in a dry county so no booze... and would end up being 8 computer geeks sitting around watching reruns of "I Dream of Jeannie" at the one-pump service station at the edge of town. (which closes at 6:00 pm and is closed on the weekends)

Gawd.... I'm depressing myself now.

spacedog · 01-04-2002, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
See, the way I figure it, if all of us non-goin'-to-Vegas-chumps got together... we could hold ourselves a killer "Didn't-Go-To-Vegas" party.

Except that we probably wouldn't have any women there, it would probably be in some remote nowhereville like, Walnut Grove, Arkansas, which is in a dry county so no booze... and would end up being 8 computer geeks sitting around watching reruns of "I Dream of Jeannie" at the one-pump service station at the edge of town. (which closes at 6:00 pm and is closed on the weekends)

Gawd.... I'm depressing myself now.

How depressing that would be...

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:24 AM

We could watch the Simpsons and drink really cheap vodka till we puke...high school all over again.

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Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:24 AM

The highlight of my day tomorrow will be waiting for the delivery guys to bring the new filing cabinet I ordered. Woohoo!

daddy bone · 01-04-2002, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:

Gawd.... I'm depressing myself now.

Hell you are depressing me too.
I think I will start dringking now.

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy:
We could watch the Simpsons and drink really cheap vodka till we puke...high school all over again.

We had vodka in high school... but the Simpsons hadn't been thought of yet.

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:26 AM

I get to drive to Taco Bell in about half an hour...it is a small point of light in my otherwise dark existance. I should stop crying.

spacedog · 01-04-2002, 11:28 AM

I wish I could drink right now!

My car is in the shop getting new gears in rear end..so, I'm stuck in boonville with no car & stranded..Havent been to work since Christmas, so piss broke..
Last sponsor check was last week & no sales at all this week..
Rent's overdue, cars gonna cost $1K to fix, no food, no beer, no cigarettes, cable & electric getting shut off soon..
Anyone wanna come to maine & give me a ride to massachusetts so I can go to work

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:30 AM

I haven't driven my car since summer. Hmmm... now there's a thought... maybe it's time to pull the cover and find the keys...

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:30 AM

If you're interested, I will be having the #3 combo, with hard shells and a diet pepsi. Perhaps I'll stop by my house and grab the cam so I can post a picture of my lunch for your dining and dancing pleasure. It's bound to be better than whatever slop will be served at Wolfgang Pucks place in Vegas for lunch today.

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by Squishy:
If you're interested, I will be having the #3 combo, with hard shells and a diet pepsi.

Don't forget the Mild sauce. Must be the Mild.

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:33 AM

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Don't forget the Mild sauce. Must be the Mild.

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I like the fire sauce...vinegar-y tasting food is superior.

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:33 AM

I'm having a half block of sharp cheddar cheese for lunch... with coffee. (I can't cook)

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:35 AM

BTW, did you know that there is not one single Taco Bell in all of the UK? I feel someone should remedy this, and cut me in for 1% for bringing it to your attention.

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
I'm having a half block of sharp cheddar cheese for lunch... with coffee. (I can't cook)

Jameson irish whiskey will help that coffee a lot, ya know. Mmm...Jameson...

spacedog · 01-04-2002, 11:39 AM

Taco Bell gives me the shits..

Whiskey in Coffee? Never tried that..
Think I'll get a job at Dunkin Donuts so I can spike everyones drinks

Rek · 01-04-2002, 11:39 AM

Take a Heineken, a joint and cheer up.

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:42 AM

UPDATE: I am now slicing the cheese....

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rek:
Take a Heineken, a joint and cheer up.

Your homeland is also lacking Taco Bell, thus, I do not believe that you are qualified to give me advice on happiness.
Sure, you've got legal hookers, and the best weed on Earth available for the asking...but have you got one single fucking Chalupa in the whole god-forsaken 3 feet above the sea beautiful historic place? I think not.

Rocky · 01-04-2002, 11:44 AM

well this loser will be staying home and making sure the gopher ranch keeps running smoothly during our harsh winter

we haven't lost a gopher yet due to inclement weather

and then i have the daunting task of moving yet again come February

so i'll be taking care of Gary's goats while he moves and he promised to watch over my gophers while i move

but looking on the bright side, all they got going in Vegas is sex, drugs and rock 'n roll

damn, now i'm depressed

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:46 AM

That's some good looking cheese. I mean really good looking cheese. Is that from Safeway? I'm always pleased with Safeway cheese.

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy:
Is that from Safeway?

Raleys.

Rocky · 01-04-2002, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy:
Sure, you've got legal hookers, and the best weed on Earth available for the asking...

actually the best weed comes from Hawaii

you should see what it did to my cat http://www.rockyspornpalace.com/mykitty.htm

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Rocky · 01-04-2002, 11:50 AM

geez...who cut the cheese?

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:51 AM

I s'pose I could go play golf or throw rocks at birds at the lake or something. Not like it's far... they're both across the street.

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:54 AM

I'm bored....

Squishy · 01-04-2002, 11:55 AM

There has been a change of plans. A friend just called me and wants to buy me mexican food at a place called Pablos...further updates at they become available.

Roberto · 01-04-2002, 11:55 AM

amp: try bryce 5, i can spend hours tweaking those landscapes

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spacedog · 01-04-2002, 11:55 AM

I got ocean on 3 sides of me..
Out back 100 feet from my door,
across the street through the public way,
& four houses down to the end of the peninsula..

Gets REAL fucking cold..

Rocky · 01-04-2002, 11:57 AM

you can spend 5 1/2 hours watching the original movie Traffik directed by Alastair Reid

it was made in England and is way better than Steven Soderbergh's version (his was based on this original movie)

less Hollywood and more depth

but that's the way most pictures are that are made in Europe

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto:
amp: try bryce 5, i can spend hours tweaking those landscapes

hmmm.... always wanted to play with Bryce... might hafta run out and pick it up. Did that with Ulead in about 2 minutes.... just fuckin' around.

01-04-2002, 11:00 AM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	This fuckin' blows It's gettin' damn hard to find anyone that isn't on their way to Vegas. I knew this would suck.... but doesn't make it any less painful. Anyone else still hangin' around? Or am I the only loser who couldn't make it to Vegas?

01-04-2002, 11:02 AM	#2
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	you're the only loser. ------------------ EC [email protected] In Gamma We Trust

01-04-2002, 11:02 AM	#3
daddy bone Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NC Posts: 64	Im a fucking looser too...couldnt make this one. I agree it does SUCK!

01-04-2002, 11:02 AM	#4
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	I was supposed to leave yesterday, (to somewhere else) but my plans got pushed up to leave today, now that's all fucked up til tommorow.. I wish I could go to Vegas..sounds like a whole lotta fun.. ------------------ SUBMIT YOUR GALLERIES

01-04-2002, 11:03 AM	#5
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	just messin wit cha... ------------------ EC [email protected] In Gamma We Trust

01-04-2002, 11:05 AM	#6
kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	Want to know what blows? I'm not even old enough to go to Vegas... I'm 19 and have been doing this shit part time and earning some nice cash for almost a year now... and yet I am not of legal age to drink or gamble so I'm fucked for awhile... That's alright though, 19 and 20 are fun years to live ------------------ ** If you're ever in Austin look me up!

01-04-2002, 11:06 AM	#7
Star Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 74	add me to that "not going list" damn damn damn! then i'll be reading how great the parties were hahaha ------------------- ExtremeGreen

01-04-2002, 11:07 AM	#9
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Squishy, get in here. I know you're stuck in freakin' Wyoming. Come on.... losers unite.

01-04-2002, 11:08 AM	#10
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	I'm still here, Amp. It's an online par-tay... ------------------ "Apparently many of the users of Marihuana are quickly reduced to insanity and to criminal acts." - Harry J. Anslinger, 1936 -

01-04-2002, 11:11 AM	#11
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Well, you can count me as being another loser that's stuck at home. I'd love to go to Vegas, I bet that it'd be a blast.

01-04-2002, 11:12 AM	#12
Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	is there a webcam in the convention?

01-04-2002, 11:13 AM	#13
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Here's an example of this blowing...instead of being In Vegas, looking at hotties and drinking like the champion I am, I'm sitting at my day job, which has been hit REAL good by this recession shit. As I was posting my last message, I got my fisrt phone call of the day (11:06am). It was a ten year old kid wanting to buy my horse. I have no horse. I will start drinking at 5:01pm, Mr. Amp, Sir, and hope that you will beat me to it...

01-04-2002, 11:14 AM	#16
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	How much for the horse?

01-04-2002, 11:16 AM	#19
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	If I were single, I'd be in Vegas right now.. Shit, If I were single, I'd be rich

01-04-2002, 11:19 AM	#20
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	See, the way I figure it, if all of us non-goin'-to-Vegas-chumps got together... we could hold ourselves a killer "Didn't-Go-To-Vegas" party. Except that we probably wouldn't have any women there, it would probably be in some remote nowhereville like, Walnut Grove, Arkansas, which is in a dry county so no booze... and would end up being 8 computer geeks sitting around watching reruns of "I Dream of Jeannie" at the one-pump service station at the edge of town. (which closes at 6:00 pm and is closed on the weekends) Gawd.... I'm depressing myself now.

01-04-2002, 11:24 AM	#22
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	We could watch the Simpsons and drink really cheap vodka till we puke...high school all over again. ------------------ "Marijuana gives rise to insanity -- not in its users but in the policies directed against it. A nation that sentences the possessor of a single joint to life imprisonment without parole but sets a murderer free after perhaps six years is in the grips of a deep psychosis."

01-04-2002, 11:26 AM	#26
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	I get to drive to Taco Bell in about half an hour...it is a small point of light in my otherwise dark existance. I should stop crying.

01-04-2002, 11:28 AM	#27
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	I wish I could drink right now! My car is in the shop getting new gears in rear end..so, I'm stuck in boonville with no car & stranded..Havent been to work since Christmas, so piss broke.. Last sponsor check was last week & no sales at all this week.. Rent's overdue, cars gonna cost $1K to fix, no food, no beer, no cigarettes, cable & electric getting shut off soon.. Anyone wanna come to maine & give me a ride to massachusetts so I can go to work

01-04-2002, 11:30 AM	#28
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I haven't driven my car since summer. Hmmm... now there's a thought... maybe it's time to pull the cover and find the keys...

01-04-2002, 11:33 AM	#32
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I'm having a half block of sharp cheddar cheese for lunch... with coffee. (I can't cook)

01-04-2002, 11:35 AM	#33
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	BTW, did you know that there is not one single Taco Bell in all of the UK? I feel someone should remedy this, and cut me in for 1% for bringing it to your attention.

01-04-2002, 11:39 AM	#35
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Taco Bell gives me the shits.. Whiskey in Coffee? Never tried that.. Think I'll get a job at Dunkin Donuts so I can spike everyones drinks

01-04-2002, 11:39 AM	#36
Rek Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Netherlands Posts: 61	Take a Heineken, a joint and cheer up.

01-04-2002, 11:42 AM	#37
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	UPDATE: I am now slicing the cheese....

01-04-2002, 11:44 AM	#39
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	well this loser will be staying home and making sure the gopher ranch keeps running smoothly during our harsh winter we haven't lost a gopher yet due to inclement weather and then i have the daunting task of moving yet again come February so i'll be taking care of Gary's goats while he moves and he promised to watch over my gophers while i move but looking on the bright side, all they got going in Vegas is sex, drugs and rock 'n roll damn, now i'm depressed

01-04-2002, 11:46 AM	#40
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	That's some good looking cheese. I mean really good looking cheese. Is that from Safeway? I'm always pleased with Safeway cheese.

01-04-2002, 11:50 AM	#43
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	geez...who cut the cheese?

01-04-2002, 11:51 AM	#44
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I s'pose I could go play golf or throw rocks at birds at the lake or something. Not like it's far... they're both across the street.

01-04-2002, 11:54 AM	#45
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I'm bored....

01-04-2002, 11:55 AM	#46
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	There has been a change of plans. A friend just called me and wants to buy me mexican food at a place called Pablos...further updates at they become available.

01-04-2002, 11:57 AM	#49
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	you can spend 5 1/2 hours watching the original movie Traffik directed by Alastair Reid it was made in England and is way better than Steven Soderbergh's version (his was based on this original movie) less Hollywood and more depth but that's the way most pictures are that are made in Europe