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Old 03-25-2005, 08:16 PM   #1
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I got owned by my wife

She shaved my head...
The inlaws are going to be here this weekend.

I am fucked.

Is it OK to have a shaved head around the inlaws?
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:17 PM   #2
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Have them lick it. Good way to bond.

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Old 03-25-2005, 08:18 PM   #3
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:18 PM   #4
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I am contemplating how to get even.

Anal?
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:19 PM   #5
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We need pics first.


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Old 03-25-2005, 08:19 PM   #6
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What's the problem with a shaved head?
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:20 PM   #7
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:20 PM   #8
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We need pics first.


No Problem.
No joke...

This is her when she modeled.

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Old 03-25-2005, 08:20 PM   #9
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post a pic and what's it matter what you look like?
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:23 PM   #10
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Perhaps shave her head.. Or just make sure they know its her fault!
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:35 PM   #11
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I am contemplating how to get even.

Anal?
Anal with the In-Laws?!?

I don't know...how long have you been married to their daughter, and do you think they really swing that way?

Oh wait, you mean anal with your wife.

Well, if you do, then be sure to tape it and label the tape "Wedding".

When the In-Laws arrive, have your wife do something in the kithen (make hors d'ourves or something), then you set up the VCR telling the In-Laws that you want to show them the video of the wedding.

Hand the tape to "Dad" and then ask what everyone wants to drink. As you head to the other room to make drinks, tell Dad to plop the tape in the VCR...hilarity ensues.

When you re-enter, be sure to act surprised while saying, "Silly me, that's the wedding night video".

That, my friend, is called owning your wife.

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Old 03-25-2005, 08:38 PM   #12
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No Problem.
No joke...

This is her when she modeled.

well, there's your revenge...print that picture out and slip under her dad's dinner plate.....
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:40 PM   #13
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ADG , you are a lil crazy , but I like your thinking ;)
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:42 PM   #14
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ADG you crack me up :P
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:43 PM   #15
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Anal with the In-Laws?!?

I don't know...how long have you been married to their daughter, and do you think they really swing that way?

Oh wait, you mean anal with your wife.

Well, if you do, then be sure to tape it and label the tape "Wedding".

When the In-Laws arrive, have your wife do something in the kithen (make hors d'ourves or something), then you set up the VCR telling the In-Laws that you want to show them the video of the wedding.

Hand the tape to "Dad" and then ask what everyone wants to drink. As you head to the other room to make drinks, tell Dad to plop the tape in the VCR...hilarity ensues.

When you re-enter, be sure to act surprised while saying, "Silly me, that's the wedding night video".

That, my friend, is called owning your wife.

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This is brilliant.
I can do it on DVD
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Anal with the In-Laws?!?

I don't know...how long have you been married to their daughter, and do you think they really swing that way?

Oh wait, you mean anal with your wife.

Well, if you do, then be sure to tape it and label the tape "Wedding".

When the In-Laws arrive, have your wife do something in the kithen (make hors d'ourves or something), then you set up the VCR telling the In-Laws that you want to show them the video of the wedding.

Hand the tape to "Dad" and then ask what everyone wants to drink. As you head to the other room to make drinks, tell Dad to plop the tape in the VCR...hilarity ensues.

When you re-enter, be sure to act surprised while saying, "Silly me, that's the wedding night video".

That, my friend, is called owning your wife.

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Brilliant
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:49 PM   #17
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The irony of his post is that her parents were swingers...

The wife was a stripper and model for 5 years.
Honestly I dunno if doing the above would really be getting even.

Infact I do not know what it would do.
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:11 AM   #18
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Brilliant
You're just saying that because it's true.

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Old 03-26-2005, 01:13 AM   #19
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anyone gives you any greif tell them you were going bald and it looked better totally shaved than patches.
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:19 AM   #20
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:21 AM   #21
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No Problem.
No joke...

This is her when she modeled.

God That pussy looks yummy
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Old 03-26-2005, 01:43 AM   #22
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Boner 2.o - Oh it is.
If ya gonna settle for somthing the rest of your life...
Well lets just say I think I made a great choice.
She is a wonderful girl to.

She been there when I was down, when I was up, when I was down again and we are goin on almost 13 years straight now. We got together in Highschool.
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I'm thinking there have been lots of ups and downs in your relationship (and I mean that in the good way).

You two seem like a good match for each other. May you have a long and happy life together.

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