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12-04-2001, 10:55 AM
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Add to the never ending story...
It's the first day of Internext Expo. Models and sponsors galore on the show floor, and Railz the newbie is in awe of it all. Someone taps him on the shoulder and he turns around to see....
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12-04-2001, 10:59 AM
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...the bouncer, dressed far more appropriately, throwing him out.
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12-04-2001, 11:04 AM
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Dissapointed, he heads back to the airport...
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12-04-2001, 11:04 AM
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Looking California
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The End
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12-04-2001, 11:06 AM
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LMMFAO!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! That was fun!  |
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12-04-2001, 11:06 AM
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LMAO!
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12-04-2001, 11:07 AM
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Next?
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12-04-2001, 11:08 AM
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LOL - That's cold |
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12-04-2001, 11:12 AM
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12-04-2001, 11:12 AM
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BAH! lol
Railz sneaks back in, sure that his pass is valid seeing as he worked so hard for it...  ------------------ |
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12-04-2001, 11:17 AM
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and is miffed when he learns that the pass is for the "How to make money from investing your welfare check" seminar......
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12-04-2001, 11:29 AM
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and is totally suprised by SykkBoy abonding a vampire hooker and leaping towards his kneecap with a pipewrench...
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12-04-2001, 11:30 AM
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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... seeing the CCBill booth close at hand, he runs frantically away from both Sykk and the hooker...
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12-04-2001, 11:31 AM
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... but is *saved* by Gary, who discreetly shuttles him off to "The Goat Room".
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12-04-2001, 11:35 AM
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After which, he is never seen again...
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12-04-2001, 11:35 AM
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The End.
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12-04-2001, 11:43 AM
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12-04-2001, 11:46 AM
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While boneprone sits in the corner trying to figure out why his nutZ itch he finialy comes to realize the it is the little white crabs..
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12-04-2001, 01:16 PM
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But then he noticed his penis was missing. It happens all the time - it's detachable...
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12-04-2001, 01:28 PM
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DAMN that must suck ;( it probaly rolled under his chair?
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12-04-2001, 01:36 PM
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12-04-2001, 01:43 PM
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his detachable penis.. it must have fallen off and rolled under the chair.. it probaly was because of so mutch itching that it loosened it and it fell off.
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12-04-2001, 01:47 PM
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he pulls out his glock and shoots at his crabs that fall off him on the floor. Shooting at them he misses and hits the Lightspeed motorcyle they plan to give away.
Tanker and Steve start to cry like the faggots they are, and start to walk towards boneprone. |
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12-04-2001, 01:50 PM
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HA.. thats funnny
BUT on with the story... As BP notices them coming to wards him he pull out his OSCAR MYER WINNIE WHISTLE only to alert the Anal Hobbit that he is in trouble. But Anal Hobbit does not here the whistle cause he is with occupied with the owner of IBill in the otther room showing him what it feel like to get fucked in the ass. [This message has been edited by mailman (edited 12-04-2001).] |
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12-04-2001, 01:51 PM
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When suddenly the Anal Hobbit leaps out from behind a slot machine holding a goose in one hand and a cleaver borrowed from Iron Chef Morimoto in the other. "Ah, Boneprone, I have you now!" he says, and leaps towards Boneprone to do him harm.
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12-04-2001, 01:56 PM
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He pretends to strike boneprone, and then turns on to tanker and whacks him over the head.
Aaron M the fucking mole sees this and come srunning. |
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12-04-2001, 01:58 PM
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The mole comes and stands up to boneprone and hobbit as Tanker is on the ground like a little girl crying in Steve's arms.
The mole with his big body and little head jumps up and down 5 times saying I am pissed. The excercise makes the mole prespire in his new pimpim style shirts he bought, and he begins to smell like doritios chips. The anal hobbit licks his lips. [This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 12-04-2001).] |
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12-04-2001, 02:00 PM
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Meanwhile, Lensman sits across the way visiting at another booth, smoking a short skinny stogie. As Anal Hobbit rushes past, he recognizes Lens's stogie for what it really is.... BONE-PHONE'S DETACHABLE PENIS!!
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12-04-2001, 02:01 PM
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Hobit runs and runs. Then bumps into snow.
Snow is in trouble and has 5 webmasters around him asking "wheres my money" in strong soviet slang. |
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12-04-2001, 02:02 PM
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up comes tyler of smut cash and he says:
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12-04-2001, 02:23 PM
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I laid me hand upon her toe, yo-ho, yo-ho, I laid me hand upon her toe, she said me lad you're much to slow... Get it in, get it out, quit fucking about, Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho. I laid me hand upon her knee, yo-ho, yo-ho, I laid me hand upon her knee, yo-ho, yo-ho, I laid me hand upon her knee, she said my lad, quit teasing me... Get it in, get it out, quit fucking about, Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho. I laid me hand upon her tit, yo-ho, yo-ho, I laid me hand upon her tit, yo-ho, yo-ho, I laid me hand upon her tit, she said me lad quit squeezing it... Get it in, get it out, quit fucking about, Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho. I laid me hand upon her twat, yo-ho, yo-ho, I laid me hand upon her twat, yo-ho, yo-ho, I laid me hand upon her twat, she said me lad, you've hit the spot... Get it in, get it out, quit fucking about, Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho. (SUNG SLOWLY) And now she lies in a wooden box...yo-ho, yo-ho... And now she lies in a wooden box...yo-ho, yo-ho... (SUNG FASTLY AND LOUDLY) And now she lies in a wooden box from sucking to many Yankee cocks...get it in, get it out, quit fucking about, yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-HO! Tyler then runs screaming into the convention center, quickly persued by the Anal Hobbit, wielding Morimoto's cleaver and goose, with a crazed glint in his eye and a smell of Dorito flavored sweat in his nasal pasages. "BLOOD!" screams the Hobbit. "Blood, and death to all who dare oppose me!" [This message has been edited by Squishy (edited 12-04-2001).] |
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12-04-2001, 02:29 PM
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...Amputator stumbles in with a beer in each fist, pants down around the ankles, and singin' incoherent drunken Army songs...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... There ain't no hair on a billy goats ass, His ass is bald and shiny, But there's some hair on yer ol' lady's ass, The one you left behind ye... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... I fucked her once and I fucked her twice, I fucked her once too often, I broke the mainspring in her cunt, And put her in her coffin! |
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