Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven - GoFuckYourself.com

galleryseek · 02-19-2005, 12:12 PM

"Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven

From the conclusions of the Swiss, Russian and German scientific clinical studies, we can no longer ignore the microwave oven sitting in our kitchens. Based on this research, we will conclude this article with the following:

1. Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].

2. The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.

3. Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.

4. The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.

5. Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.

6. The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.

7. Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.

8. The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.

9. Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.

10. Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence.

Have you tossed out your microwave oven yet?"

"A more specific analysis

1. A breakdown of the human "life-energy field" in those who were exposed to microwave ovens while in operation, with side-effects to the human energy field of increasingly longer duration;

2. A degeneration of the cellular voltage parallels during the process of using the apparatus, especially in the blood and lymphatic areas;

3. A degeneration and destabilization of the external energy activated potentials of food utilization within the processes of human metabolism;

4. A degeneration and destabilization of internal cellular membrane potentials while transferring catabolic [metabolic breakdown] processes into the blood serum from the digestive process;

5. Degeneration and circuit breakdowns of electrical nerve impulses within the junction potentials of the cerebrum [the front portion of the brain where thought and higher functions reside];

6. A degeneration and breakdown of nerve electrical circuits and loss of energy field symmetry in the neuroplexuses [nerve centers] both in the front and the rear of the central and autonomic nervous systems;

7. Loss of balance and circuiting of the bioelectric strengths within the ascending reticular activating system [the system which controls the function of consciousness];

8. A long term cumulative loss of vital energies within humans, animals and plants that were located within a 500-meter radius of the operational equipment;

9. Long lasting residual effects of magnetic "deposits" were located throughout the nervous system and lymphatic system;

10. A destabilization and interruption in the production of hormones and maintenance of hormonal balance in males and females;

11. Markedly higher levels of brainwave disturbance in the alpha, theta, and delta wave signal patterns of persons exposed to microwave emission fields, and;

12. Because of this brainwave disturbance, negative psychological effects were noted, including loss of memory, loss of ability to concentrate, suppressed emotional threshold, deceleration of intellective processes, and interruptive sleep episodes in a statistically higher percentage of individuals subjected to continual range emissive field effects of microwave apparatus, either in cooking apparatus or in transmission stations."

austinth · 02-19-2005, 12:21 PM

wow, thats nasty. good thing i only use mine occasionally

Young · 02-19-2005, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by austinth

wow, thats nasty. good thing i only use mine occasionally

I hardly ever use mine. And If I do its 1:30 or less. I don't trust that shit.

Kicker · 02-19-2005, 12:25 PM

so what?..... ;)

Spunky · 02-19-2005, 12:30 PM

I still will be using mine

Jace · 02-19-2005, 12:32 PM

i would like to see all of this backed up by evidence

also, it says 10 reasons and there are 12 there, which makes me believe someone decided to add more later on

http://www.newconnexion.net/article/...microwave.html

Quote:

This quote is taken from an excellent article written by Anthony Wayne and Lawrence Newell for The Christian Law Institute & Fellowship Assembly.

swedguy · 02-19-2005, 12:32 PM

I promise to wear my tin foil hat next time I eat some microwaved food.

Tony Montana · 02-19-2005, 12:34 PM

alot of that is BS

fl_prn_str · 02-19-2005, 01:16 PM

i should die immedatly

with all the micro food i eat

NickPapageorgio · 02-19-2005, 01:19 PM

Microwaves also mess up the space time thing.

MrJackMeHoff · 02-19-2005, 01:20 PM

I use the advantium.. Havnt had a microwave for many years.

Dina_C9 · 02-19-2005, 01:22 PM

I agree. That's why I don't own one.

The Sultan Of Smut · 02-19-2005, 01:29 PM

I don't have one.

Zerof8 · 02-19-2005, 01:32 PM

well if its true, im already fucked. Plus from years of eating microwaved food I am now stupid enough to keep eating it

TheMob · 02-19-2005, 01:33 PM

doesn't take a rocket scientists to figure that one out

GatorB · 02-19-2005, 01:42 PM

Let's these guys figure it out

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dirtydesignz · 02-19-2005, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

Let's these guys figure it out

rollinOn20s · 02-19-2005, 01:56 PM

You forgot the reason, when you need to throw it out because you still cant remove all the left-over cat!

Prof.Dr. Den · 02-19-2005, 01:59 PM

oh shit Im in serious troule :D

dozey · 02-19-2005, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek

"Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven

From the conclusions of the Swiss, Russian and German scientific clinical studies, we can no longer ignore the microwave oven sitting in our kitchens. Based on this research, we will conclude this article with the following:

1. Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].

2. The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.

3. Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.

4. The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.

5. Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.

6. The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.

7. Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.

8. The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.

9. Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.

10. Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence.

Have you tossed out your microwave oven yet?"

Mythbusters indeed ladies and gentlemen. I call bullshit on this. If you did actually watch mythbusters, you would know that microwaves are SHIELDED and DO NOTimpart any sort of mystical radiation into your snacks.

Microwaves = good

So let me start shooting holes through this bullshit allready.

1) food that is microwaved IS NOT magnetized or charged as a result of microwave cooking. All microwaves do is make water molecules in your food vibrate madly, which causes heat. They are specifically tuned to the resonant frequency of water molecules to do so. There is no mystery radiation, it is just heating the water in the food.

2) Unknown products? what are you fucking morons on about. Microwaves just heat the water molecules in the food. That IS ALL. No chemical change. You need chemical change for byproducts.

3) hormone production shut down? what the fuck are these morons on about? I stress, when you eat microwaved food, you are just eating the hot version of what you microwaved. Nothing more, nothing less. No weird chemicals or radiation to do such things to your body.

4) residual effects from microwaved food? absolute shit agian. We allready know that microwaves do not impart any sort of radiation into food. They simply heat it by exciting the water molecules. Microwaves certainly dont create any substances like mercury.. other heavey metals that stay in your system etc... on your food when you cook it. And as I said.. no radiation.

5) minerals and vitamins broken down when the food is heated (because thats what microwaves do) well.. possibly.. but your oven, hotplates and toaster do exactly the same thing.. heat the food... what is their point?

6) no, idiots. There is no radioactive material to start off with.

7) microwaves make the food you cook carcinogenic? fuck off. The substances in the food will be no more carcinogenic after microwaving than they were before.

8) prolonged concumption of microwaved food increases cancerous cells in your blood? refer to the above. MICROWAVES DO NOT CREATE CARCINOGENS

9) for fucks sake, microwaved food does not have the ability to cause mutations/changes within the human body.

10) memory loss etc ... no. no evidence to support this... not even a reason to suggest this may be true. As I said before. Microwaves HEAT your food. That is ALL.

If you take a look at the folowing

"A more specific analysis

1. A breakdown of the human "life-energy field" in those who were exposed to microwave ovens while in operation, with side-effects to the human energy field of increasingly longer duration;

Now as soon as you see "life-energy field" you know this is going to be a load of bullshit. Noone talks about "life-energy fields" aside irrational uneducated shits who like to believe that there are groundbreaking conspiracies like microwaves harming people.

I HATE idiots.

thankyou.

dozey · 02-19-2005, 02:29 PM

please dont say you agree with those irrational ramblings. If you do say so, you need to get smart.

sickbeatz · 02-19-2005, 02:30 PM

hmm, maybe I should learn how to cook?

Crypt · 02-19-2005, 02:34 PM

I prefer my Halogen Oven in my kitchen ;)

Its like a home BBQ ;)

Tala · 02-19-2005, 02:34 PM

I eat microwaved food all the time and it hasn't affected Me. *twitch*

J-Reel · 02-19-2005, 02:45 PM

Microwaved food sucks anyway.

The only thing I eat out of the Microwave is Popcorn

Pete · 02-19-2005, 02:52 PM

I always figured it had to bad for our health

galleryseek · 02-19-2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dozey

please dont say you agree with those irrational ramblings. If you do say so, you need to get smart.

um, I posted an article.

you need smacked upside the face with a bat for feeling so passionately on such a small topic.

TheSenator · 02-19-2005, 03:02 PM

old people dry their cats in the microwave

Huggles · 02-19-2005, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek

um, I posted an article.

you need smacked upside the face with a bat for feeling so passionately on such a small topic.

I think he pimp slapped your article into next week

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-19-2005, 03:19 PM

I got a microwave like everyone else but it just sits there.
Its never used. The hazards of Microwaves has been known for a VERY long time.

You can thank Commercial companies and big business sleazing this radioactive hazard into homes all around the world.

The fucked up shit Microwaves do is very real, but MOST folks really have no idea...

Food literally mutates in them fucking things.

Jace · 02-19-2005, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles

I think he pimp slapped your article into next week

hahahahaha

pimp slapped your article

haha

latinasojourn · 02-19-2005, 03:21 PM

don't believe everything you read on the internet.

and understand the physics of what microwave ovens actually do, and what causes the heat.

you know, you might not realize that for years the old timers that installed microwave transmitters in alaska and canada in the winter time routinely stood in front of the automobile sized transmitters to warm themselves up.

and these guys are still laughing about it.

i wonder if they put their cup a noodles in their microwave ovens at home

dozey · 02-19-2005, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek

um, I posted an article.

you need smacked upside the face with a bat for feeling so passionately on such a small topic.

Where did I say that you wrote it? It was more than obvious that it was an article by someone else. Sorry if I came across as if the article was yours. I couldnt care less about microwave mysteries. Its the number of people that will go write crap like that that shits me (no, not you, the person who wrote the article)

So no smacking in the face for me. The people who write junk like this deserve it.

latinasojourn · 02-19-2005, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I got a microwave like everyone else but it just sits there.
Its never used. The hazards of Microwaves has been known for a VERY long time.

You can thank Commercial companies and big business sleazing this radioactive hazard into homes all around the world.

The fucked up shit Microwaves do is very real, but MOST folks really have no idea...

Food literally mutates in them fucking things.

sunshine, microwave does not = radioactivity.

2 different concepts.

beemk · 02-19-2005, 03:24 PM

i usually only use mine for reheating stuff and defrosting stuff. any kind of microwave dinner or canned soup is about as unhealthy as fast food. they have enough sodium to cause you a heart attack.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-19-2005, 03:24 PM

It would really pay to investigate how bad Micrwave Ovens are really.

Nothing is going to convince some folks till they look into for themselves.

$5 submissions · 02-19-2005, 03:25 PM

Anybody check this out against the database at www.snopes.com ?

dozey · 02-19-2005, 03:25 PM

I thought I made crystal clear that all they do is heat the water in your food.... apparently not

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-19-2005, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by latinasojourn

sunshine, microwave does not = radioactivity.

2 different concepts.

Really?

Moron...

Find out what your talking about then maybe we can have an intelligent discussion.

dasexi1 · 02-19-2005, 03:45 PM

ok well let me add this to the list of things I can't do
thank the lawd for the internet! cause now I know!!Now I can be safe!!
I can't drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I can't drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
I can't use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
I can't check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
I can't use deodorants cause it causes cancer so i'm just gonna smell like a water buffalo on a hot day .
I can't go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I can't receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
I can't shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops.
I can't answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
I can't eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I can't date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

and now you're telling me I can't use my damn microwave

latinasojourn · 02-19-2005, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Really?

Moron...

Find out what your talking about then maybe we can have an intelligent discussion.

well, ok whatever.

heating coffee in microwave and querying google simultaneously

http://www.choice.com.au/viewArticle...&p=1#radiation

Does food cooked in a microwave, or the oven itself, retain any radiation?

Microwave radiation is non-ionising, so it doesn?t alter the atomic structure of the matter it passes through ? unlike x-rays, ultraviolet rays or nuclear radiation ? and has nothing to do with radioactivity. The microwaves stop being produced once the power to the oven?s magnetron is switched off. They don?t remain in the food and nor do they make either the food or the oven radioactive.

quantum-x · 02-19-2005, 04:05 PM

Ok ok ok.
Just to let you know, EVIL (and I mean EVIL) companies have put these save EVIL micro-waves into COMMON household items!

Do you use WI-FI? (Commonly known as 'wire-less') - look out, it spits out microwaves. Make sure you keep your hubs away from your coffee, cos it will change it into potatoes.

Do you use a cell/cordless phone? These things put out MICRO-WAVES to! Here's PROOF: Everyone turns into an asshole when they use cellphones, it's the micro-waves.

Or how about the inter-web? It's transmitted from place to place with MICRO-WAVES. I bet it's MICRO-SOFT who's doing it.

and YOU CANT EVEN WEAR A TIN FOIL HAT - because these companies are so evil, they make micro-waves that detect foil and SPARK YOU TO DEATH!

Best go live in a woven grass hut before your life energy strangles you.

quantum-x · 02-19-2005, 04:07 PM

DON'T LET YOUR COFFEE->POTATOES DO THIS!
THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO KILL YOURSELF NOW!

dasexi1 · 02-19-2005, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

and YOU CANT EVEN WEAR A TIN FOIL HAT - because these companies are so evil, they make micro-waves that detect foil and SPARK YOU TO DEATH!

OMG!! That happened to my friends brothers uncles cousins sister-in-laws boyfriends baby mama's hair dresser, seriously she got sparked to death in a foil hat!
her last words were "BILL GATES"

BRISK · 02-19-2005, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I got a microwave like everyone else but it just sits there.
Its never used. The hazards of Microwaves has been known for a VERY long time.

You can thank Commercial companies and big business sleazing this radioactive hazard into homes all around the world.

The fucked up shit Microwaves do is very real, but MOST folks really have no idea...

Food literally mutates in them fucking things.

Thanks for posting proof....oh wait....you didn't.

$5 submissions · 02-19-2005, 04:36 PM

Here's the URBAN LEGEND detector results: http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q...&sp-m=1&sp-s=0

Dildozer · 02-19-2005, 04:44 PM

LOL what a crock of shit

tungsten · 02-19-2005, 04:46 PM

i dont use my microwave

02-19-2005, 12:12 PM	#1
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven "Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven From the conclusions of the Swiss, Russian and German scientific clinical studies, we can no longer ignore the microwave oven sitting in our kitchens. Based on this research, we will conclude this article with the following: 1. Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue]. 2. The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food. 3. Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods. 4. The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body. 5. Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down. 6. The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens. 7. Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America. 8. The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood. 9. Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations. 10. Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence. Have you tossed out your microwave oven yet?" "A more specific analysis 1. A breakdown of the human "life-energy field" in those who were exposed to microwave ovens while in operation, with side-effects to the human energy field of increasingly longer duration; 2. A degeneration of the cellular voltage parallels during the process of using the apparatus, especially in the blood and lymphatic areas; 3. A degeneration and destabilization of the external energy activated potentials of food utilization within the processes of human metabolism; 4. A degeneration and destabilization of internal cellular membrane potentials while transferring catabolic [metabolic breakdown] processes into the blood serum from the digestive process; 5. Degeneration and circuit breakdowns of electrical nerve impulses within the junction potentials of the cerebrum [the front portion of the brain where thought and higher functions reside]; 6. A degeneration and breakdown of nerve electrical circuits and loss of energy field symmetry in the neuroplexuses [nerve centers] both in the front and the rear of the central and autonomic nervous systems; 7. Loss of balance and circuiting of the bioelectric strengths within the ascending reticular activating system [the system which controls the function of consciousness]; 8. A long term cumulative loss of vital energies within humans, animals and plants that were located within a 500-meter radius of the operational equipment; 9. Long lasting residual effects of magnetic "deposits" were located throughout the nervous system and lymphatic system; 10. A destabilization and interruption in the production of hormones and maintenance of hormonal balance in males and females; 11. Markedly higher levels of brainwave disturbance in the alpha, theta, and delta wave signal patterns of persons exposed to microwave emission fields, and; 12. Because of this brainwave disturbance, negative psychological effects were noted, including loss of memory, loss of ability to concentrate, suppressed emotional threshold, deceleration of intellective processes, and interruptive sleep episodes in a statistically higher percentage of individuals subjected to continual range emissive field effects of microwave apparatus, either in cooking apparatus or in transmission stations."

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latinasojourn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,191	don't believe everything you read on the internet. and understand the physics of what microwave ovens actually do, and what causes the heat. you know, you might not realize that for years the old timers that installed microwave transmitters in alaska and canada in the winter time routinely stood in front of the automobile sized transmitters to warm themselves up. and these guys are still laughing about it. i wonder if they put their cup a noodles in their microwave ovens at home

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beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	i usually only use mine for reheating stuff and defrosting stuff. any kind of microwave dinner or canned soup is about as unhealthy as fast food. they have enough sodium to cause you a heart attack. __________________ I host with Vacares

02-19-2005, 03:25 PM	#38
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02-19-2005, 03:45 PM	#41
dasexi1 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: if i told you, then THEY'D know Posts: 934	ok well let me add this to the list of things I can't do thank the lawd for the internet! cause now I know!!Now I can be safe!! I can't drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I can't drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. I can't use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I can't check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I can't use deodorants cause it causes cancer so i'm just gonna smell like a water buffalo on a hot day . I can't go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I can't receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I can't shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops. I can't answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I can't eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I can't date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. and now you're telling me I can't use my damn microwave Last edited by dasexi1; 02-19-2005 at 03:46 PM..

02-19-2005, 04:05 PM	#43
quantum-x Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ICQ: 251425 Fr/Au/Ca Posts: 6,863	Ok ok ok. Just to let you know, EVIL (and I mean EVIL) companies have put these save EVIL micro-waves into COMMON household items! Do you use WI-FI? (Commonly known as 'wire-less') - look out, it spits out microwaves. Make sure you keep your hubs away from your coffee, cos it will change it into potatoes. Do you use a cell/cordless phone? These things put out MICRO-WAVES to! Here's PROOF: Everyone turns into an asshole when they use cellphones, it's the micro-waves. Or how about the inter-web? It's transmitted from place to place with MICRO-WAVES. I bet it's MICRO-SOFT who's doing it. and YOU CANT EVEN WEAR A TIN FOIL HAT - because these companies are so evil, they make micro-waves that detect foil and SPARK YOU TO DEATH! Best go live in a woven grass hut before your life energy strangles you. __________________ PrettyInCash.com - BoozedGFs.com - TeenGFs.com - JizzGFs.com- MilfUploads.com -

02-19-2005, 04:07 PM	#44
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02-19-2005, 04:36 PM	#47
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Here's the URBAN LEGEND detector results: http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q...&sp-m=1&sp-s=0 __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

02-19-2005, 04:44 PM	#48
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	LOL what a crock of shit __________________ Spam link here

02-19-2005, 04:46 PM	#49
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