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MrIzzz · 12-17-2004, 04:50 PM

the first person to guess how many individual sperm i have floating in my scrotum at this moment, will win a fresh tablespoon of loving, to be delivered in vegas.

let the contest begin!!!!!!!

ps - you can guess more than once

Dalai lama · 12-17-2004, 04:52 PM

I love you

candyflip · 12-17-2004, 04:53 PM

There is NO sperm in your scrotum.

Please pass my prize onto someone else.

pradaboy · 12-17-2004, 04:54 PM

31,587,789,654,123.01

please let Juicy receive my prize as I will not attend Vegas

MrIzzz · 12-17-2004, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dalai lama
I love you

and i love you too, in a very european way

MrIzzz · 12-17-2004, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
There is NO sperm in your scrotum.

Please pass my prize onto someone else.

that is a lie. there are many strong swimmers still trying to flee my scrotul "cuba" and reach the promised land

MrIzzz · 12-17-2004, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pradaboy
31,587,789,654,123.01

please let Juicy receive my prize as I will not attend Vegas

he denies his love for the milky cream

candyflip · 12-17-2004, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz

that is a lie. there are many strong swimmers still trying to flee my scrotul "cuba" and reach the promised land

Sorry.

There is NO sperm in your scrotum. They might be swimming around inside your testes, which are in your scrotum...but they're not swimming around in your scrotum.

So...based on fact alone, I win.

pradaboy · 12-17-2004, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
he denies his love for the milky cream

I bet the combination of Brad, Persius and Bdjuf will turn him over to the pink side

MrIzzz · 12-17-2004, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Sorry.

There is NO sperm in your scrotum. They might be swimming around inside your testes, which are in your scrotum...but they're not swimming around in your scrotum.

So...based on fact alone, I win.

ahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

but! but!!!! my testes are located in my scrotum, just like a lake is located in a state. soooooo, its like someone saying they went to NY to swim, it still works!!!!

MrIzzz · 12-17-2004, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pradaboy
I bet the combination of Brad, Persius and Bdjuf will turn him over to the pink side

i wonder if they'll give him a twinky lapdance?

iwantchixx · 12-17-2004, 05:05 PM

why do I bother clicking your threads...

candyflip · 12-17-2004, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
ahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

but! but!!!! my testes are located in my scrotum, just like a lake is located in a state. soooooo, its like someone saying they went to NY to swim, it still works!!!!

NO!

I win. What's the matter, I'm not good enough for your little men?

pradaboy · 12-17-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i wonder if they'll give him a twinky lapdance?

i'll bet they give him even more if he dresses up like this

MrIzzz · 12-17-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iwantchixx
why do I bother clicking your threads...

because you are waiting for the one day that i post a pic of my schlong

MrIzzz · 12-17-2004, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
NO!

I win. What's the matter, I'm not good enough for your little men?

my manly alfredo sauce will go to the winner that earns it!!!! i do not accept your answer

MrIzzz · 12-17-2004, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pradaboy
i'll bet they give him even more if he dresses up like this

niceeeeeee

MrIzzz · 12-17-2004, 05:56 PM

still no winners

BradM · 12-17-2004, 06:30 PM

KRL · 12-17-2004, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pradaboy
i'll bet they give him even more if he dresses up like this

ROTFLMAO

Mountie Moose · 12-17-2004, 06:36 PM

eh???

sandman! · 12-17-2004, 06:36 PM

4354576568432

MT_Butterfly · 12-17-2004, 06:41 PM

OK, here is my official guess. There are approximately 3 ejaculates of semen floating around in your testes, which are located inside of your scrotum, which are located inside of your pants, which are, if I recall correctly located in or around NYC. The current temperature in Long Island, NY is 36 degrees F, which means no swimmers have died off because of hot temperatures but due to cold temperatures don't have the motility to kill each other off, either. In other words, they are alive but really cold and shivering to stay alive.

Based on scientific calcuations....there are exactly 6,789,423 individual spermatoza currently swimming in your testes.

Results are based on a 2% variable, dependent upon when you last whacked off.

Thanks.

Pete · 12-17-2004, 06:50 PM

Wow this is a tough contest. I'm going to have to go with 8,573.

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12-17-2004, 06:41 PM	#23
MT_Butterfly Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Montana Posts: 687	OK, here is my official guess. There are approximately 3 ejaculates of semen floating around in your testes, which are located inside of your scrotum, which are located inside of your pants, which are, if I recall correctly located in or around NYC. The current temperature in Long Island, NY is 36 degrees F, which means no swimmers have died off because of hot temperatures but due to cold temperatures don't have the motility to kill each other off, either. In other words, they are alive but really cold and shivering to stay alive. Based on scientific calcuations....there are exactly 6,789,423 individual spermatoza currently swimming in your testes. Results are based on a 2% variable, dependent upon when you last whacked off. Thanks. __________________ No sig for you!

12-17-2004, 06:50 PM	#24
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