keep going .. this is really classic GFY,
.. and I'm pisssing myself

dont do it!!

read this site first : http://www.nomarriage.com/

hahaha.. fuckin oracle is so stupid... this thread has to be top donkey thread of the year:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


$am

Funny you should say that. I wasted time in college getting a BS in Biology. :1orglaugh

You've only got one liver man. Sorry to break the bad news to ya.

Nonsense! OP has two, he told me...

"The liver cut to half its size has the ability to grow back to nearly 85 per cent of its original capability in 2-3 weeks' time," said Dr. K.C. Tan, Consultant Surgeon/Director at the Gleneagles Medical Centre, Singapore. Dr. Tan should know best. He has till date performed over 500 liver transplantation surgeries of which 80 have been live donor liver transplantation surgeries. His first live donor liver transplantation surgery was done way back in 1993.

your wrong

Ha Ha!
I get it now.
"im giving one of my livers to my girlfriend"
Ha ha, youve only got 1, right?

i never laughed so hard at a thread before!

:1orglaugh

50 livers

huh ?

Cut it in half and hand her the smaller piece.

Feel free to educate me. :1orglaugh

i swear this site
provides me more laughter
than anything

fucking a i swear i am rofl so hard

You only have 1 liver....UNLESS you bought two livers to cook for dinner and you are eating liver and giving her one? :1orglaugh

She should get herself one in Saudi-Arabia or India or Asia - they are cheaper there.

:)

I'm right there with ya! :1orglaugh

you sure you dont meen kidneys you only have one liver

I always buy enough livers at the store so I can give one to my wife. I like mine with onions.

2 kidneys, 1 liver.. 0 brain.

True, the liver can regenerate itself quickly.

But you still have only one.

So OP's story is not believeable for two reasons.

1- People have only one liver. Now imagine the malpractice lawsuit in not having that one explained by the doctor prior to a surgery.

2- He's a fudgepacker and has no girlfriend

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

God that prick is dumber than an average buttmonkey.

http://www.fluoridealert.org/pesticides/liver.big.gif


I sale short liver!!!!

:1orglaugh

There must be 50 ways to love your liver:glugglug