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ytcracker 12-17-2004 04:08 PM

50 livers

The_Oracle_Porn 12-17-2004 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hilly
Ha Ha!
I get it now.
"im giving one of my livers to my girlfriend"
Ha ha, youve only got 1, right?

huh ?

Shaddam IV 12-17-2004 04:09 PM

Cut it in half and hand her the smaller piece.

candyflip 12-17-2004 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
your wrong
Feel free to educate me. :1orglaugh

ytcracker 12-17-2004 04:11 PM

i swear this site
provides me more laughter
than anything

fucking a i swear i am rofl so hard

Nanda 12-17-2004 04:13 PM

You only have 1 liver....UNLESS you bought two livers to cook for dinner and you are eating liver and giving her one? :1orglaugh

maxxxxx 12-17-2004 04:30 PM

She should get herself one in Saudi-Arabia or India or Asia - they are cheaper there.

:)

lazycash 12-17-2004 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
i swear this site
provides me more laughter
than anything

fucking a i swear i am rofl so hard

I'm right there with ya! :1orglaugh

justfreemovies 12-17-2004 04:34 PM

you sure you dont meen kidneys you only have one liver

jukeboxfrank 12-17-2004 04:37 PM

I always buy enough livers at the store so I can give one to my wife. I like mine with onions.

colpanic 12-17-2004 05:43 PM

2 kidneys, 1 liver.. 0 brain.

Mike Okitch 12-17-2004 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by burntout21
"The liver cut to half its size has the ability to grow back to nearly 85 per cent of its original capability in 2-3 weeks' time," said Dr. K.C. Tan, Consultant Surgeon/Director at the Gleneagles Medical Centre, Singapore. Dr. Tan should know best. He has till date performed over 500 liver transplantation surgeries of which 80 have been live donor liver transplantation surgeries. His first live donor liver transplantation surgery was done way back in 1993.
True, the liver can regenerate itself quickly.

But you still have only one.

So OP's story is not believeable for two reasons.

1- People have only one liver. Now imagine the malpractice lawsuit in not having that one explained by the doctor prior to a surgery.

2- He's a fudgepacker and has no girlfriend

XxXotic 12-17-2004 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
:1orglaugh

And do you have any clue what continent your ONE liver is in?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

X37375787 12-17-2004 06:13 PM

God that prick is dumber than an average buttmonkey.

http://www.fluoridealert.org/pesticides/liver.big.gif


I sale short liver!!!!

X37375787 12-17-2004 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by colpanic
2 kidneys, 1 liver.. 0 brain.

:1orglaugh

mardigras 12-17-2004 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
50 livers
There must be 50 ways to love your liver:glugglug


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