Joke (a little racist) - GoFuckYourself.com

12-15-2004, 11:46 PM

sorry if this offends anybody, that is entirely not my intentions
I found this to be quite amusing, hope you guys will enjoy it to!

When the first grade class came in from recess, The teacher asked, "Alice Smith, what did you do at recess?"

Alice said, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher said, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

Alice did, and got a cookie.

The teacher asked Billy what he did at recess. Billy Johnson said, "I played with Alice in sand box."

The teacher said, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

Billy did, and got a cookie, too.

The teacher then asked Little Tyrone Kabali what he did at recess. Tyrone said, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher said, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination! If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

Warden · 12-15-2004, 11:47 PM

Oh snap that was bad.

Platinumpimp · 12-15-2004, 11:48 PM

Evil teacher

wes · 12-15-2004, 11:49 PM

r3ap3r · 12-15-2004, 11:50 PM

Mean Teacher

flipGee · 12-15-2004, 11:53 PM

Classic joke !

Abyss_Vee · 12-15-2004, 11:56 PM

Paraskass · 12-15-2004, 11:59 PM

get it.

kmanrox · 12-16-2004, 12:02 AM

ahahaha

jwerd · 12-16-2004, 12:20 AM

That teachers fucked up, loll

kowntafit · 12-16-2004, 12:22 AM

That is pretty fucking funny.

BradM · 12-16-2004, 12:22 AM

And asking him to spell "rocks" would have allowed him to get a cookie? This joke is obviously full on racist!!

rannor080 · 12-16-2004, 12:24 AM

WereOnYourSide · 12-16-2004, 08:15 PM

sean416 · 12-16-2004, 08:19 PM

haha, poor kid

reynold · 12-16-2004, 08:27 PM

i can't stop laughing to this one

woj · 12-16-2004, 09:20 PM

Screaming · 12-16-2004, 09:24 PM

damn that was pretty bad but still got a giggle out of it

Icon · 12-16-2004, 10:05 PM

nice...

I know a little racist joke too...

Alex · 12-16-2004, 10:10 PM

hahahahahaha

Twe Russ · 12-16-2004, 10:16 PM

haha thats fuckin bad.

tony286 · 12-16-2004, 10:59 PM

not that funny as far as jokes go

Kalifornia · 12-17-2004, 12:20 AM

not funnty at all

Young · 12-17-2004, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
sorry if this offends anybody, that is entirely not my intentions
I found this to be quite amusing, hope you guys will enjoy it to!

When the first grade class came in from recess, The teacher asked, "Alice Smith, what did you do at recess?"

Alice said, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher said, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

Alice did, and got a cookie.

The teacher asked Billy what he did at recess. Billy Johnson said, "I played with Alice in sand box."

The teacher said, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

Billy did, and got a cookie, too.

The teacher then asked Little Tyrone Kabali what he did at recess. Tyrone said, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher said, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination! If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

You sound just as gay as your pictures make you out to be

Congratufuckinlations

Project-Shadow · 12-17-2004, 01:05 AM

Nice one.

xNetworx · 12-17-2004, 01:42 AM

Thats not a little racist... this is... (note* I'm not racist... in fact one of my best buddies is Black) He even laughed at this one...

What did the black kid get on his SAT test?

Barbeque Sauce

12-15-2004, 11:46 PM	#1
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	Joke (a little racist) sorry if this offends anybody, that is entirely not my intentions I found this to be quite amusing, hope you guys will enjoy it to! When the first grade class came in from recess, The teacher asked, "Alice Smith, what did you do at recess?" Alice said, "I played in the sand box." The teacher said, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." Alice did, and got a cookie. The teacher asked Billy what he did at recess. Billy Johnson said, "I played with Alice in sand box." The teacher said, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." Billy did, and got a cookie, too. The teacher then asked Little Tyrone Kabali what he did at recess. Tyrone said, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me." The teacher said, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination! If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

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