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05-24-2004, 03:56 AM
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Let's do some business.
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Maxim Jokes this month....
I'm playing a poker tourney and need something to do between hands. Couple of jokes from this months Maxim.
Immediately after mass one Sunday morning, a man stops to shake the preacher's hand. "That was a goddamned fine sermon you gave today," the man tells the preacher. "Goddamned fine!" "Thank you sir," the preacher answers, "but I'd rather you didn't use that kind of foul, blasphemous language in the Lord's house." "You know, I was so goddamned impressed with that fucking sermon I put $5,000 in the goddamned offering plate!" says the man. "No shit?" says the preacher.
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 Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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05-24-2004, 04:01 AM
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Let's do some business.
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Just before an American wrestler takes on a Russian opponent, his coach warns him to avoid the Russky's unbeatable "pretzel" move.
The match starts, and the Russian quickly gets the American doubled over in the pretzel. The coach can't beart to watch...then he looks up to see his wrestler pinning the Russian. "How'd you do it?" the coach asks after the match. "I saw this pair of balls in front of my face," the wrestler replies. "So I just bit them." "It wokred!" the coach exclaims. "No," says the wrestler. "But it's amazing how strong you get when your testicles get bitten."
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Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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05-24-2004, 04:02 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-24-2004, 04:05 AM
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Are you playing on Party Poker?
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05-24-2004, 04:08 AM
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05-24-2004, 04:24 AM
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Let's do some business.
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Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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05-24-2004, 04:37 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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lol heh thanks needed that.
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05-24-2004, 04:38 AM
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nice ones
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05-24-2004, 04:48 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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wtf I just tried this partypoker bullshit and it tells me I have poker boat open...I dont even have poker boat fucking installed atm.
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05-24-2004, 06:09 AM
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You have ICQ?
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05-24-2004, 06:10 AM
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Let's do some business.
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In a shitty limit tourney right now. Play damn near every day on pretty much anything though.
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