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HAPPYPEEKERS · 05-18-2004, 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
or don't shower for 6 days

I hear ya.. if you have to shower.. dont forget the soap on a roap!

jawanda · 05-18-2004, 09:52 PM

This is one of the stupidest fucking threads I've seen in days...

Even stupider than the "I can't believe this is real (pic)" threads that have no pics.

Of course it's stupid to drive drunk, and of course we've all driven with a few beers under the belt.

Grow the fuck up, call a damn cab or walk next time ... and Baddog, get a fucking clue, if the dude is going to truly learn his lesson it's not going to happen because you gave him so much shit. He'll either stop driving with ANY alc in his system, or he'll turn 21 and continue to drive with a few beers in his stomach ...

Or he'll get fucking plastered and kill himself or someone else.

You think your badgering is going to change that?

Find a better cause man.

69pornlinks · 05-18-2004, 09:52 PM

going to jail is nothing to be proud about i don't care if it's an hour or 28 years...unless you enjoy being around men, being told when to eat, shitting in front of people, being strip search whenevea, being told to lift your nuts, spread your cheeks, cough....then it's a place for you

Mr. Marks · 05-18-2004, 09:53 PM

I just hope mike would be able to get out soon. It's pretty boring when you're inside.

PenisFace · 05-18-2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by gutter
thx for the advice, but i dont think the little mexicans will beat up on me. c'mon guys, its santa barbara county...and to answer your question, i'm a poor college student soooo i chose to do time instead of work furlough to save money. rather have the state pay.

It's the little mexicans you have to watch out for. Someone posted a link on here a while back... Showed that white guys in prison are fucked, because blacks and hispanics form groups, and white guys don't. I hope you like cock, because you're going to be swollowing a whole lot of it.

PrivateEye · 05-18-2004, 09:55 PM

Jail is boring....only been a few times for drinking when I was young but it still sucked....would hate to go for anything over 1 day

69pornlinks · 05-18-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by PenisFace
It's the little mexicans you have to watch out for. Someone posted a link on here a while back... Showed that white guys in prison are fucked, because blacks and hispanics form groups, and white guys don't. I hope you like cock, because you're going to be swollowing a whole lot of it.

he's going to city jail in santa barbarba, this is not the pen, or la county,

y'all watch to many movies..all he do is watch t.v. in the dayrooom and run up his girl phone bill

pimplink · 05-18-2004, 09:59 PM

Will they allow you to have a cam?

arial · 05-18-2004, 10:00 PM

LOL jail isn't as bad as everyone says... just trying to scare ya. County isn't shit 6 days will go by slow but it isn't prison...

baddog · 05-18-2004, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
Did I mention that even though he wasn't even that drunk, he still felt so bad about it, he gave his car to a friend until his liscense is back so he can't do it again.

oh, so he won't drive without his license . . . . pretty big of him

muskrat · 05-18-2004, 10:04 PM

That aint shit i did 9 months in county just dont make enemies dont get in there and start bableling

baddog · 05-18-2004, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by gutter
correct, my friend needed a way to work so i lent my car to him until his caddy was fixed. say all you want, i know i made a mistake, and how am i taking the easy way out? im going to county, 6 months of rehab, and 3 years probation, and fines galore. getting off the hook my ass

mandatory minimums, don't try to make us think you are doing us some huge favor punk

baddog · 05-18-2004, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by jawanda
and Baddog, get a fucking clue, if the dude is going to truly learn his lesson it's not going to happen because you gave him so much shit

If he is going to come here bragging that he is going to jail for being an underaged drunk driver, he is going to catch shit from me.

Hell, I am being easy on him, if my son was that fucking stupid he still would not be able to type on a keyboard

baddog · 05-18-2004, 10:20 PM

I just had the following conversation with my 20 year old son:

Me: What do you think I would do if you told me that you were busted for drunk driving.

Him: Kick my ass, kick me out, and kick my ass again.

Me: Anything else?

Him: Probably kick my ass again. Why?

Me: Oh, some dumbass kid on GFY is bragging about going to jail for drunk driving. . .

Him: He is an idiot.

Me: People think I am being too tough on him.

Him: He is an idiot. . . . I don't think I would even tell you, I would be afraid.

montel · 05-18-2004, 10:20 PM

have fun

atom · 05-18-2004, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
If he is going to come here bragging that he is going to jail for being an underaged drunk driver, he is going to catch shit from me.

Hell, I am being easy on him, if my son was that fucking stupid he still would not be able to type on a keyboard

great to know you would beat the shit out of your son, thanks for sharing

gutter · 05-18-2004, 10:28 PM

bragging? none of the sort. i am fully supporting myself, working and paying myself through college, and am responsible when it comes to drinking etc etc. i spent my time moping around and being depressed now im focused on how this ordeal will help me in the long run....i never drove shitfaced anytime, it was coincidence that i got popped, oh well. what can you do? spit in the ocean and see if it comes back...

Rutopls · 05-18-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
I just had the following conversation with my 20 year old son:

Me: What do you think I would do if you told me that you were busted for drunk driving.

Him: Kick my ass, kick me out, and kick my ass again.

Me: Anything else?

Him: Probably kick my ass again. Why?

Me: Oh, some dumbass kid on GFY is bragging about going to jail for drunk driving. . .

Him: He is an idiot.

Me: People think I am being too tough on him.

Him: He is an idiot. . . . I don't think I would even tell you, I would be afraid.

So not only have we learned that drunk driving is bad, but you are an abusive father who must have beat his son senseless enough that at age 20 he still hasnt moved out.

baddog · 05-18-2004, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by Rutopls
So not only have we learned that drunk driving is bad, but you are an abusive father who must have beat his son senseless enough that at age 20 he still hasnt moved out.

Dumbass, he recently moved back in with me, of his own free will

baddog · 05-18-2004, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by gutter
bragging? none of the sort. i am fully supporting myself, working and paying myself through college, and am responsible when it comes to drinking etc etc. i spent my time moping around and being depressed now im focused on how this ordeal will help me in the long run....i never drove shitfaced anytime, it was coincidence that i got popped, oh well. what can you do? spit in the ocean and see if it comes back...

Thread title: "im going to jail on friday"

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Originally posted by gutter
how can i get a copy of my mugshot? do they give you a copy?

Sounds like you are bragging to me

atom · 05-18-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Rutopls
So not only have we learned that drunk driving is bad, but you are an abusive father who must have beat his son senseless enough that at age 20 he still hasnt moved out.

i may not agree with baddog on 50% of his posts, however, his son is a firefighter and a decorated one at that.

gutter · 05-18-2004, 10:39 PM

i need the mugshot for something else other than personal satisfaction.

gutter · 05-18-2004, 10:40 PM

i'm amazed this thread has been around all day, im for letting it die and im sick of arguing with you. it's obvious that we're never going to quit it, and it's imperative that i sleep for my midterm....

baddog · 05-18-2004, 10:54 PM

For the record, in his 20+ years I have never once lifted my hand in anger towards him, never had to. We have enough mutual respect for each other, and he is smart enough to never do anything stupid enough to deserve it.

rounders · 05-18-2004, 11:07 PM

assed out

baddog · 05-18-2004, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by atom
i may not agree with baddog on 50% of his posts, however, his son is a firefighter and a decorated one at that.

you have an ICQ

baddog · 05-18-2004, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by gutter
i need the mugshot for something else other than personal satisfaction.

you just want to memorialize the occassion? talk to your attorney

baddog · 05-18-2004, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by Rutopls
So not only have we learned that drunk driving is bad, but you are an abusive father who must have beat his son senseless enough that at age 20 he still hasnt moved out.

yeah, you can just see the fear

arial · 05-18-2004, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by PenisFace
It's the little mexicans you have to watch out for. Someone posted a link on here a while back... Showed that white guys in prison are fucked, because blacks and hispanics form groups, and white guys don't. I hope you like cock, because you're going to be swollowing a whole lot of it.

He won't be going to prison

county isn't hard just looong fucking days...

newsdude · 05-19-2004, 01:28 AM

A first for you!

Tania · 05-19-2004, 01:31 AM

enjoy the jail

webmaster x · 05-19-2004, 01:40 AM

Jail's got BOREDOM written all over it!

pure energy · 05-19-2004, 01:48 AM

Seems you're proud of it too!

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gutter Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: santa barbara Posts: 260	bragging? none of the sort. i am fully supporting myself, working and paying myself through college, and am responsible when it comes to drinking etc etc. i spent my time moping around and being depressed now im focused on how this ordeal will help me in the long run....i never drove shitfaced anytime, it was coincidence that i got popped, oh well. what can you do? spit in the ocean and see if it comes back... __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	This is one of the stupidest fucking threads I've seen in days... Even stupider than the "I can't believe this is real (pic)" threads that have no pics. Of course it's stupid to drive drunk, and of course we've all driven with a few beers under the belt. Grow the fuck up, call a damn cab or walk next time ... and Baddog, get a fucking clue, if the dude is going to truly learn his lesson it's not going to happen because you gave him so much shit. He'll either stop driving with ANY alc in his system, or he'll turn 21 and continue to drive with a few beers in his stomach ... Or he'll get fucking plastered and kill himself or someone else. You think your badgering is going to change that? Find a better cause man.

05-18-2004, 09:53 PM	#104
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	I just hope mike would be able to get out soon. It's pretty boring when you're inside.

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arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	LOL jail isn't as bad as everyone says... just trying to scare ya. County isn't shit 6 days will go by slow but it isn't prison...

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muskrat Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 27	That aint shit i did 9 months in county just dont make enemies dont get in there and start bableling

05-18-2004, 10:20 PM	#114
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I just had the following conversation with my 20 year old son: Me: What do you think I would do if you told me that you were busted for drunk driving. Him: Kick my ass, kick me out, and kick my ass again. Me: Anything else? Him: Probably kick my ass again. Why? Me: Oh, some dumbass kid on GFY is bragging about going to jail for drunk driving. . . Him: He is an idiot. Me: People think I am being too tough on him. Him: He is an idiot. . . . I don't think I would even tell you, I would be afraid.

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gutter Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: santa barbara Posts: 260	i'm amazed this thread has been around all day, im for letting it die and im sick of arguing with you. it's obvious that we're never going to quit it, and it's imperative that i sleep for my midterm.... __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-18-2004, 10:54 PM	#124
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	For the record, in his 20+ years I have never once lifted my hand in anger towards him, never had to. We have enough mutual respect for each other, and he is smart enough to never do anything stupid enough to deserve it.

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