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boardersweetie 05-18-2004 07:35 PM

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Esbee 05-18-2004 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by gutter
yeah it was iv
Hehe... I know that ATM. I'd mock you for getting tagged 20 yards from Foot Patrol but I got an MIP across the street from that ATM twelve years ago.

And baddog, fucking tone it down a notch. A 19 year old at 0.075 only constitutes a DUI once reactionary politics have made their way into the books. That's about 2.5 beers driving around a town where you can't go much faster than 20mph. Not exactly the recipe for a tragedy you seem to be portraying.

boardersweetie 05-18-2004 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by TAMPA_TOKER
He Nailed it right. Stupidty like you did causes deaths to others.
Alright, kids. Listen close. Driving drunk is very stupid, it kills people and I've put my fair share of friends into the ground over this exact same thing. But the way breathalizers work, they read your BAC, which happens to peak as you're sobering up rather than as you're drinking. It's because of the way your body has more alcohol in its system as its digesting it. So in the possibly unique case of my dear friend Mike, he blew numbers because he had been drinking earlier in the night, but when he got in his car, his mental state was that of someone who was totally sober. If you know the way our friends are, you'd know that we'd never let Mike or anyone for that matter get in a car if they were anything less than sober. So for all of you who say that drunk drivers should rot in jail for endangering lives, I totally agree with you. But I'm telling you today, that Mike was not drunk, he just got screwed by the system. I would be first in line to rag on him for being stupid if it had been any other way.

boardersweetie 05-18-2004 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by Esbee
Hehe... I know that ATM. I'd mock you for getting tagged 20 yards from Foot Patrol but I got an MIP across the street from that ATM twelve years ago.

And baddog, fucking tone it down a notch. A 19 year old at 0.075 only constitutes a DUI once reactionary politics have made their way into the books. That's about 2.5 beers driving around a town where you can't go much faster than 20mph. Not exactly the recipe for a tragedy you seem to be portraying.

Finally someone who gets it...

baddog 05-18-2004 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by Esbee
Hehe... I know that ATM. I'd mock you for getting tagged 20 yards from Foot Patrol but I got an MIP across the street from that ATM twelve years ago.

And baddog, fucking tone it down a notch. A 19 year old at 0.075 only constitutes a DUI once reactionary politics have made their way into the books. That's about 2.5 beers driving around a town where you can't go much faster than 20mph. Not exactly the recipe for a tragedy you seem to be portraying.

anyone can be found guilt of DUI for being a .075, it has nothing to do with age. Call your local PD if you don't believe me

silent moan 05-18-2004 07:48 PM

tell us what have you done? :(

SureFire 05-18-2004 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by Esbee
Hehe... I know that ATM. I'd mock you for getting tagged 20 yards from Foot Patrol but I got an MIP across the street from that ATM twelve years ago.

And baddog, fucking tone it down a notch. A 19 year old at 0.075 only constitutes a DUI once reactionary politics have made their way into the books. That's about 2.5 beers driving around a town where you can't go much faster than 20mph. Not exactly the recipe for a tragedy you seem to be portraying.

2.5 beers and driving around? Did he sip or glup. If you drink don't drive. :glugglug

boardersweetie 05-18-2004 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by silent moan
tell us what have you done? :(
hehe, someone didn't read the whole thread... :1orglaugh

baddog 05-18-2004 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by silent moan
tell us what have you done? :(
he got busted for being an underaged drunk driver

baddog 05-18-2004 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Esbee

And baddog, fucking tone it down a notch. A 19 year old at 0.075 only constitutes a DUI once reactionary politics have made their way into the books. That's about 2.5 beers driving around a town where you can't go much faster than 20mph. Not exactly the recipe for a tragedy you seem to be portraying.

Well according to the borderbitch he had not been drinking for hours, so he must have been trashed earlier, another law violated. Guess he should have walked.

Oracle Porn 05-18-2004 08:02 PM

don't drop the soap

SureFire 05-18-2004 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
Well according to the borderbitch he had not been drinking for hours, so he must have been trashed earlier, another law violated. Guess he should have walked.
:(

Esbee 05-18-2004 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
Well according to the borderbitch he had not been drinking for hours, so he must have been trashed earlier, another law violated. Guess he should have walked.
Hey, I'm not saying he didn't fuck up. He did and he's even acknowledged he did. But condemning him as callously risking people's lives is overstating it a bit.

NaughtyAlysha 05-18-2004 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by gutter
how can i get a copy of my mugshot? do they give you a copy? :1orglaugh
Some counties it's on the website. I know it is here in Florida. You can pull up mugshots, arrest records, etc.

baddog 05-18-2004 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by Esbee
Hey, I'm not saying he didn't fuck up. He did and he's even acknowledged he did. But condemning him as callously risking people's lives is overstating it a bit.
not really, so what if he is only going 20 MPH, he was ready to get back in the car if he had not been arrested, and anyone that would drink and drive, would certainly speed, or roll thru a stop sign, or drive onto the offramp of PCH . . . his attitude reflects no remorse other than he was caught, and now he is making a game out of it :2 cents:

baddog 05-18-2004 09:00 PM

I wonder what the judge would think if he saw this thread

SureFire 05-18-2004 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
I wonder what the judge would think if he saw this thread
A :) but it is really sad.

Nothing is wrong about drinking just don't drive. And since this guy is taking the easy way out and not looking about his future, I hope some imate fucks him up the ass so he will remember don't drink and drive.

boardersweetie 05-18-2004 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by SureFire
A :) but it is really sad.

Nothing is wrong about drinking just don't drive. And since this guy is taking the easy way out and not looking about his future, I hope some imate fucks him up the ass so he will remember don't drink and drive.

Did I mention that even though he wasn't even that drunk, he still felt so bad about it, he gave his car to a friend until his liscense is back so he can't do it again.

gutter 05-18-2004 09:35 PM

correct, my friend needed a way to work so i lent my car to him until his caddy was fixed. say all you want, i know i made a mistake, and how am i taking the easy way out? im going to county, 6 months of rehab, and 3 years probation, and fines galore. getting off the hook my ass

Creative 05-18-2004 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by Martin
Anybody fucks with you make sure you shank the dude or your going to end up some guy's wifey.
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HAPPYPEEKERS 05-18-2004 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
or don't shower for 6 days
:thumbsup :thumbsup

I hear ya.. if you have to shower.. dont forget the soap on a roap!

jawanda 05-18-2004 09:52 PM

This is one of the stupidest fucking threads I've seen in days...

Even stupider than the "I can't believe this is real (pic)" threads that have no pics.

Of course it's stupid to drive drunk, and of course we've all driven with a few beers under the belt.

Grow the fuck up, call a damn cab or walk next time ... and Baddog, get a fucking clue, if the dude is going to truly learn his lesson it's not going to happen because you gave him so much shit. He'll either stop driving with ANY alc in his system, or he'll turn 21 and continue to drive with a few beers in his stomach ...

Or he'll get fucking plastered and kill himself or someone else.

You think your badgering is going to change that?

Find a better cause man.

http://www.hemcindia.com/gifs3/70-509-douche-bag.jpg

69pornlinks 05-18-2004 09:52 PM

going to jail is nothing to be proud about i don't care if it's an hour or 28 years...unless you enjoy being around men, being told when to eat, shitting in front of people, being strip search whenevea, being told to lift your nuts, spread your cheeks, cough....then it's a place for you

Mr. Marks 05-18-2004 09:53 PM

I just hope mike would be able to get out soon. It's pretty boring when you're inside.

PenisFace 05-18-2004 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by gutter
thx for the advice, but i dont think the little mexicans will beat up on me. c'mon guys, its santa barbara county...and to answer your question, i'm a poor college student soooo i chose to do time instead of work furlough to save money. rather have the state pay.
It's the little mexicans you have to watch out for. Someone posted a link on here a while back... Showed that white guys in prison are fucked, because blacks and hispanics form groups, and white guys don't. I hope you like cock, because you're going to be swollowing a whole lot of it.

PrivateEye 05-18-2004 09:55 PM

Jail is boring....only been a few times for drinking when I was young but it still sucked....would hate to go for anything over 1 day :321GFY

69pornlinks 05-18-2004 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by PenisFace
It's the little mexicans you have to watch out for. Someone posted a link on here a while back... Showed that white guys in prison are fucked, because blacks and hispanics form groups, and white guys don't. I hope you like cock, because you're going to be swollowing a whole lot of it.
he's going to city jail in santa barbarba, this is not the pen, or la county, :1orglaugh y'all watch to many movies..all he do is watch t.v. in the dayrooom and run up his girl phone bill

pimplink 05-18-2004 09:59 PM

Will they allow you to have a cam? :Graucho

arial 05-18-2004 10:00 PM

LOL jail isn't as bad as everyone says... just trying to scare ya. County isn't shit 6 days will go by slow but it isn't prison...

baddog 05-18-2004 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
Did I mention that even though he wasn't even that drunk, he still felt so bad about it, he gave his car to a friend until his liscense is back so he can't do it again.
oh, so he won't drive without his license . . . . pretty big of him

muskrat 05-18-2004 10:04 PM

That aint shit i did 9 months in county just dont make enemies dont get in there and start bableling

baddog 05-18-2004 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by gutter
correct, my friend needed a way to work so i lent my car to him until his caddy was fixed. say all you want, i know i made a mistake, and how am i taking the easy way out? im going to county, 6 months of rehab, and 3 years probation, and fines galore. getting off the hook my ass
mandatory minimums, don't try to make us think you are doing us some huge favor punk

baddog 05-18-2004 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by jawanda
and Baddog, get a fucking clue, if the dude is going to truly learn his lesson it's not going to happen because you gave him so much shit
If he is going to come here bragging that he is going to jail for being an underaged drunk driver, he is going to catch shit from me.

Hell, I am being easy on him, if my son was that fucking stupid he still would not be able to type on a keyboard

baddog 05-18-2004 10:20 PM

I just had the following conversation with my 20 year old son:

Me: What do you think I would do if you told me that you were busted for drunk driving.

Him: Kick my ass, kick me out, and kick my ass again.

Me: Anything else?

Him: Probably kick my ass again. Why?

Me: Oh, some dumbass kid on GFY is bragging about going to jail for drunk driving. . .

Him: He is an idiot.

Me: People think I am being too tough on him.

Him: He is an idiot. . . . I don't think I would even tell you, I would be afraid.

montel 05-18-2004 10:20 PM

have fun:(

atom 05-18-2004 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
If he is going to come here bragging that he is going to jail for being an underaged drunk driver, he is going to catch shit from me.

Hell, I am being easy on him, if my son was that fucking stupid he still would not be able to type on a keyboard


great to know you would beat the shit out of your son, thanks for sharing:)

gutter 05-18-2004 10:28 PM

bragging? none of the sort. i am fully supporting myself, working and paying myself through college, and am responsible when it comes to drinking etc etc. i spent my time moping around and being depressed now im focused on how this ordeal will help me in the long run....i never drove shitfaced anytime, it was coincidence that i got popped, oh well. what can you do? spit in the ocean and see if it comes back...

Rutopls 05-18-2004 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
I just had the following conversation with my 20 year old son:

Me: What do you think I would do if you told me that you were busted for drunk driving.

Him: Kick my ass, kick me out, and kick my ass again.

Me: Anything else?

Him: Probably kick my ass again. Why?

Me: Oh, some dumbass kid on GFY is bragging about going to jail for drunk driving. . .

Him: He is an idiot.

Me: People think I am being too tough on him.

Him: He is an idiot. . . . I don't think I would even tell you, I would be afraid.


So not only have we learned that drunk driving is bad, but you are an abusive father who must have beat his son senseless enough that at age 20 he still hasnt moved out. :helpme

baddog 05-18-2004 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by Rutopls
So not only have we learned that drunk driving is bad, but you are an abusive father who must have beat his son senseless enough that at age 20 he still hasnt moved out. :helpme
Dumbass, he recently moved back in with me, of his own free will

baddog 05-18-2004 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by gutter
bragging? none of the sort. i am fully supporting myself, working and paying myself through college, and am responsible when it comes to drinking etc etc. i spent my time moping around and being depressed now im focused on how this ordeal will help me in the long run....i never drove shitfaced anytime, it was coincidence that i got popped, oh well. what can you do? spit in the ocean and see if it comes back...
Thread title: "im going to jail on friday"

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Originally posted by gutter
how can i get a copy of my mugshot? do they give you a copy? :1orglaugh
Sounds like you are bragging to me


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