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Old 05-01-2004, 06:20 AM   #1
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$80,000 mortgage and no bike

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike."
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Old 05-01-2004, 06:23 AM   #2
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Old 05-01-2004, 06:23 AM   #3
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Old 05-01-2004, 06:34 AM   #5
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Old 05-01-2004, 06:39 AM   #6
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Thanks bro, too funny!
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Old 05-01-2004, 07:10 AM   #7
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