how to you bang a chick that is totally religous? - GoFuckYourself.com

herbal logic · 04-24-2004, 06:57 PM

by religous I mean goes to bible studies, church all the time, just is all around into jesus... shes from texas if that means anything..

discuss

Spunky · 04-24-2004, 06:57 PM

Marrage

WebTitan · 04-24-2004, 06:58 PM

from behind, of course

AndrewKanuck · 04-24-2004, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Marrage

Hahaha, a fake one is even better and worthy of laughter

MrIzzz · 04-24-2004, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Marrage

Pete · 04-24-2004, 06:59 PM

Just shove one up her ass, that usually does the trick.

Dawgy · 04-24-2004, 07:00 PM

religious people are the most sexually repressed. get em horny & theyll do whatever. i have a conversion ratio of 1:1 with religious boys, especially those mormons that come around knocking on the door

psyko514 · 04-24-2004, 07:01 PM

Tell her that in the bible, Jesus says it's ok to fuck in the ass outside of marriage. If she asks were, tell her somewhere in the back.

alcadoudou · 04-24-2004, 07:01 PM

lick the pussy and warm her, it works

i fuck a brazilian girl 2 days before she get married with another guy !

wdsguy · 04-24-2004, 07:01 PM

As long as she don't read the bible when I am poundin it

bufferover · 04-24-2004, 07:01 PM

Huh i never had that kind of case but i can guess what she will tell me when i ask her for sex " First marrage then sex"

herbal logic · 04-24-2004, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by Dawgy
religious people are the most sexually repressed. get em horny & theyll do whatever. i have a conversion ratio of 1:1 with religious boys, especially those mormons that come around knocking on the door

thats what im thinking.... its one or the other....

bllott · 04-24-2004, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by wdsguy
As long as she don't read the bible when I am poundin it

she can read it..

Jer · 04-24-2004, 07:03 PM

Just tell her that God is Brazilian.

PatrickKing · 04-24-2004, 07:03 PM

With Your Penis.

alcadoudou · 04-24-2004, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by herbal logic
by religous I mean goes to bible studies, church all the time, just is all around into jesus... shes from texas if that means anything..

discuss

tell her you are Jesus !

Illicit · 04-24-2004, 07:09 PM

just get her really horny, she'll give it up

psyko514 · 04-24-2004, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by alcadoudou
tell her you are Jesus!

either that, or tell her Jesus/God told you to fuck her.

alcadoudou · 04-24-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
either that, or tell her Jesus/God told you to fuck her.

yes, you have received a holly message for her

PatrickKing · 04-24-2004, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by alcadoudou
tell her you are Jesus !

The Second Comming

herbal logic · 04-24-2004, 07:19 PM

ok I go try all the wonderful advice in this thread now

directfiesta · 04-24-2004, 07:28 PM

Disguise as a priest....

zzgundamnzz · 04-24-2004, 07:30 PM

This is how you do it.

1. Get friend to rent minister costume
2. Tell her that your being deported and need to be married this week. Marriage ceremony must be kept secret because you told Immigration that you were already married.
3. Tell her you love her and have found GOD through her
4. Have wedding.
5. Consumate fake wedding.

escorpio · 04-24-2004, 07:52 PM

When it comes to fucking very religious girls...just don't.

Unless you are about to move very far away the next day.

mryellow · 04-24-2004, 08:01 PM

Tell her God speaks to you and He said He wants her to take a load on the face!

-Ben

bhutocracy · 04-24-2004, 08:07 PM

alcadoudou · 04-24-2004, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

lovely ;)

Doctor Dre · 04-24-2004, 08:13 PM

You tell her you want to marry her then you dumb her . But too much fucking trouble just find another one there are plenty of girls out there

Manny Z · 04-24-2004, 09:16 PM

Bend her over a pew.

Manny Z

bllott · 04-24-2004, 09:41 PM

in the asshole

Vitasoy · 04-24-2004, 09:57 PM

Back door sex

jojojo · 04-24-2004, 09:58 PM

same way you get a cheap ass surfer to pay for porn... make them horny first

Lace · 04-24-2004, 10:00 PM

Yeah I'd like to bang this moron chick that dances at my buddy's studio.

Banging body!

Abyss_Vee · 04-24-2004, 10:17 PM

woop it out and shove it in her

maxdaname · 04-24-2004, 10:41 PM

I know a lot of religious girls and the only way is marriage...

Pornwolf · 04-25-2004, 12:07 AM

Tell em, I think I could marry you.

alcadoudou · 04-25-2004, 02:40 AM

praise god

Ash@phpFX · 04-25-2004, 05:28 AM

dress up like god

TheMob · 04-25-2004, 05:28 AM

that sounds like a paysite idea

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
This is how you do it.

1. Get friend to rent minister costume
2. Tell her that your being deported and need to be married this week. Marriage ceremony must be kept secret because you told Immigration that you were already married.
3. Tell her you love her and have found GOD through her
4. Have wedding.
5. Consumate fake wedding.

Goose · 04-25-2004, 05:32 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

lol good idea...

but I think just keep your hands and balls away from those religious women, they tend to be a flop in bed

RicardoB · 04-25-2004, 06:37 AM

Convince her it's God's will

the_wizz · 04-25-2004, 07:00 AM

As someone else said... don't.

Its not worth it.

Lykos · 04-25-2004, 08:48 AM

Tell her god want u to do that

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