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Join Date: Apr 2004
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This is some funny shit!!
in case you missed these!
http://www.funwithsex.org/ BLoOds SiS: i guess i was feeling horny anyway ...what can u do tho eh Imnovicar: lol im horny too Imnovicar: u r sooo sexy BLoOds SiS: i have this urge 2 talk dirty 2 u..i know it's wrong tho Imnovicar: ok do it lol BLoOds SiS: i look at u with wanton lust BLoOds SiS: i begin 2 drool down my top...shit Imnovicar: i look at urt picture and something stirs , BLoOds SiS: i look at u and OMG i just spotted a HUGE bogey hanging from ur nose Imnovicar: oi Imnovicar: sure ur going 2 get it now BLoOds SiS: u move in 2 kiss me, i duck out of the way of incoming bogey and nauseously begin kissing the thick mass of tangled hair on ur big fat beer belly <retchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh> <WHOOOLAAAAA> Imnovicar: what u doing freak?? Imnovicar: u r lovely but this is weird BLoOds SiS: God i feel ill <think parma violets think parma violets> BLoOds SiS: make me better baby Imnovicar: ok lol Imnovicar: i will Imnovicar: would u like me to suck ur nipples Imnovicar: lick ur tits Imnovicar: kiss ur neck BLoOds SiS: theres that bogey again BLoOds SiS: <RETCHHHHHHHHHHH> <WHURRRRRGHHHHH> lmnovicar: eeeeeehhhh BLoOds SiS: let me suck ur big fat juicy cock <GULPS> BLoOds SiS: let me see it baby lmnovicar: ok Imnovicar: its 7 inches and quite thick BLoOds SiS: as my nose inches near it i start fighting the urge 2 puke BLoOds SiS: JESUS H CHRIST THAT REEKS <whulurgghhhhh> BLoOds SiS: have u showered in the last few months? Imnovicar: yes BLoOds SiS: <think parma violets think parma violets> BLoOds SiS: my mouth begins 2 jet saliva nnnuurrgghhhhhh gonna puke Imnovicar: ok BLoOds SiS: <RETCHHHHHHHHHHHH> Imnovicar: hunni i think ur sexy but r u sure this is ok??? BLoOds SiS: i'm ok now BLoOds SiS: phew BLoOds SiS: ok i'm ok now can we get on with the show Imnovicar: cool Imnovicar: spread ur legs BLoOds SiS: i get on all 4s on the bed and wait 4 u 2 penetrate me with abaited breath Imnovicar: mmmm pull ur pussy apart BLoOds SiS: ready baby Imnovicar: im gunna lick ur pussy first get u real wey Imnovicar: wet BLoOds SiS: <silence descends> <thinks this is shit, yawns> Imnovicar: ok im gunna slip my cock in BLoOds SiS: i'm ALL ready baby <excited> Imnovicar: mmmm Imnovicar: brace ur self its going deep inside u BLoOds SiS: I'm still waitingggggggggggg Imnovicar: its right the way in now BLoOds SiS: okkkkkkkkk i can't feel a thing, is it "IN"? Imnovicar: yes take it all BLoOds SiS: i honestly can't feel a thing BLoOds SiS: i rock back and forth and omg fanny fart in quick succession with every feeble thrust Imnovicar: mmmmm BLoOds SiS: i can't stop giggling BLoOds SiS: the stench in the room is becoming unbearable as i once again start to think about parma violets BLoOds SiS: <RETCHHHHHHHHHHHHH> BLoOds SiS: ur disgusting flabby rolls of belly fat start 2 make a sweaty farting sound as the rolls and rolls of vast amounts of flab connects with my buttocks <RETCHHHHHHH> <HLUUUURGGHHH> BLoOds SiS: OMG i just puked on ur pillow BLoOds SiS: lie in that boy!!!! BLoOds SiS: <honks like a seal> BLoOds SiS: <honk honk honk> Imnovicar: what u doing freak?? wtf is this?????? BLoOds SiS: i push ur face in the puke and sit on the back of ur head BLoOds SiS: scream my name scream my name!!! <bounces up n down on ur head> BLoOds SiS: BITCHBOY KNOW UR PLACE U MAGGOT DICKED SWEATY FAT fuck yeah baby yeahhhhhhhhhh Imnovicar: u need serious help u fucking fruitloop bitch fuck u |
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