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eroswebmaster · 04-20-2004, 12:13 AM

I hate so many of them...but no one irritates me more than Rita Rudner.

This woman has been telling the same fucking jokes for about 20 years now and tries to pass it off as fresh.

Stewie · 04-20-2004, 12:16 AM

Colin Quinn - 99% of his material sucks, and if he finds a good joke he always screws up the delivery.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 04-20-2004, 12:17 AM

Carrot top!

AMADude · 04-20-2004, 12:18 AM

Rita Rudner is annoying.
How did everything go today? All good?

BigFrog · 04-20-2004, 12:18 AM

any woman comedian.....i just dont find them to be funny at all.

Gheenz · 04-20-2004, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by overlord
Colin Quinn - 99% of his material sucks, and if he finds a good joke he always screws up the delivery.

His talk show is funny (because of the other people) but you're right about the delivery. He always sputters out words and fucks everything up. He was terrible on SNL Weekend Update!

eroswebmaster · 04-20-2004, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by AMADude
Rita Rudner is annoying.
How did everything go today? All good?

Sister's ankle is fractured..but this is an ankle she broke before and has 5 pins in it..so she has to see a specialist Thursday...and my car is totalled ...but it could have been worse.

Mishi · 04-20-2004, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by PurrrsianPussyKat
Carrot top!

Does it qualify as stand up if you never stand still?

On another note, I am shocked and awed that Lily Tomlin held no place on Comedy Central's top 100 stand ups. What's the deal with that?

eroswebmaster · 04-20-2004, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by milhouse_dick

His talk show is funny (because of the other people) but you're right about the delivery. He always sputters out words and fucks everything up. He was terrible on SNL Weekend Update!

They were showing a best of tonight and one of the guys made a comment about how they can't wait to see him get an emmy for some mush mouthed rant.

Tofu · 04-20-2004, 12:20 AM

George W. Bush

ba-zinnnnng!

eroswebmaster · 04-20-2004, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by Mishi

Does it qualify as stand up if you never stand still?

On another note, I am shocked and awed that Lily Tomlin held no place on Comedy Central's top 100 stand ups. What's the deal with that?

No kidding? Well I'm wondering if they don't consider her a stand up since she did "characters," and did more of a one act show...either way very influential in comedy.

Stewie · 04-20-2004, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by milhouse_dick

His talk show is funny (because of the other people) but you're right about the delivery. He always sputters out words and fucks everything up. He was terrible on SNL Weekend Update!

Exactly - I tolerate him on the show to watch the other comedians. I can't believe he keeps getting gigs. He is anti-funny.

DrewS · 04-20-2004, 12:22 AM

sinbad.......

Mishi · 04-20-2004, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by overlord
Colin Quinn - 99% of his material sucks, and if he finds a good joke he always screws up the delivery.

His show was kind of amusing at first, but now it's just a bunch of comics trying to out-outrageous one another. And he just doesn't have the panache to guide them.

baddog · 04-20-2004, 12:23 AM

Integrated

The Truth Hurts · 04-20-2004, 12:24 AM

bill maher

annoying, condescending, hypocritical, prima donna.

BigFrog · 04-20-2004, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
Integrated

Stewie · 04-20-2004, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by Mishi
On another note, I am shocked and awed that Lily Tomlin held no place on Comedy Central's top 100 stand ups. What's the deal with that?

That show was 90% hosts or friends of comedy central, with a few real good stand ups thrown in.

Mishi · 04-20-2004, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

No kidding? Well I'm wondering if they don't consider her a stand up since she did "characters," and did more of a one act show...either way very influential in comedy.

Unless I totally missed her when reading the list (and yes, I did make a special trip to comedycentral.com to check the list) she wasn't there. I have to agree, they MUST have considered her more of a character actor. I have no idea how much time she spent in stand-up, but I know I've seen at least one show, and it was brilliant. I mean, Letterman was in the top ten, and it's been a long long time since he was considered a stand-up comic.

I'm confused, and saddened. I trust Comedy Central. Why would they betray me? Oh, the pain. The pain.

stephanie m. · 04-20-2004, 12:28 AM

andrew dice clay and molly shannon!

The Truth Hurts · 04-20-2004, 12:29 AM

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andrew dice clay and molly shannon!

dice rules.

baddog · 04-20-2004, 12:31 AM

I used to like George Carlin when he was young, don't particularly care for him over the last 5 years or so

Gheenz · 04-20-2004, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

dice rules.

Fuck yeah! The Diceman rules!!!

beemk · 04-20-2004, 12:34 AM

carrot top

Stewie · 04-20-2004, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
I used to like George Carlin when he was young, don't particularly care for him over the last 5 years or so

He's gotten kind of bitter - still funny, but not as funny as his early-middle work.

eroswebmaster · 04-20-2004, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
I used to like George Carlin when he was young, don't particularly care for him over the last 5 years or so

I will have to agree...he used to be one of the most intelligent comics out there...the guy IMO did a great study of people...he often spoke about how he would sit in malls or other places for hours on end and just take notes.

Now he just sounds like an angry bitter old man.

Webby · 04-20-2004, 12:37 AM

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Worst Comedian In Your Opinion

Definately Bush :-)

"Where are these weapons of mass distruction - I know they are around here somewhere..."

Quote as a "joke" at a fund-raiser. That's when others are dying for his "weapons of mass distruction". That "comedian" needs a bullet in the head to see how it feels.

schiz · 04-20-2004, 12:39 AM

98% of all female comedians. I'm not sexist. Its just that the majority of them suck ass.

eroswebmaster · 04-20-2004, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by schiz
98% of all female comedians. I'm not sexist. Its just that the majority of them suck ass.

I think the problem is in most cases the women think they have to come across as aggressive like the men have in order to be a funny comic.

There have been some good women comics...but no one that has really stood out...the ones who did were more character actors

Ironhorse · 04-20-2004, 12:49 AM

I was never very impressed with Bill Murray, sorry I know he's a big star and all, just never thought he was funny.

Pornopat · 04-20-2004, 12:49 AM

John Candie.
He just gets by on his ugly appearance.

eroswebmaster · 04-20-2004, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
I was never very impressed with Bill Murray, sorry I know he's a big star and all, just never thought he was funny.

I agree...however there are some decent roles he's played..haven't seen lost in translation yet but Rushmore comes to mind.

eroswebmaster · 04-20-2004, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by Pornopat
John Candie.
He just gets by on his ugly appearance.

John Candy is funny...Planes Trains and Automobils is one of the funnier holiday movies of all times.

The Truth Hurts · 04-20-2004, 12:53 AM

John Candy WAS....

he died 10 years ago.

baddog · 04-20-2004, 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

There have been some good women comics...but no one that has really stood out...the ones who did were more character actors

Phyliss Diller was pretty funny in her day

eroswebmaster · 04-20-2004, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

Phyliss Diller was pretty funny in her day

There are some...Carol Burnett was one of my favorites...growing up as a kid I made sure to be around every saturday night to watch her show.

The Truth Hurts · 04-20-2004, 01:00 AM

the least funny comedian ever has to be rodney dangerfield.

erehwon · 04-20-2004, 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by stephanie m.
andrew dice clay and molly shannon!

The first sign to me there was no God was Sam Kinnison getting clean, sober and getting killed on the way home from his wedding, and Andrew Dice Clay still walks the earth.

Pornopat · 04-20-2004, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

John Candy is funny...Planes Trains and Automobils is one of the funnier holiday movies of all times.

I geuss different people have different tastes. I thought it was the worst movie ever. Filled with cliches and predicatabilities. It was the only movie I ever walked out on in the movietheatre...

SykkBoy · 04-20-2004, 01:51 AM

I generally don't find female comedians funny either:
Rita Rudner used to be funny, but hasn't done anything new or original in 10 years

The few I do find funny are:
Rosanne Barr (her domestic goddess days)
Sarah Silverman
Wanda Sykes
Margaret Smith (almost reminds me of a female version of Stephen Wright)

I tell you, if Bill Hicks were still alive today, he'd be in the top 10 on Comedy Central's list and would be a HUGE star right now...he'd have the cushy gigs and Joe Rogan would be fetching his fucking coffee

ForrestBlack · 04-20-2004, 02:00 AM

I just don't think Dennis Miller is funny at all. Maybe some of the SNL hahahahahars were funny, but he's not.

Forrest-

SykkBoy · 04-20-2004, 02:01 AM

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Originally posted by ForrestBlack
I just don't think Dennis Miller is funny at all. Maybe some of the SNL hahahahahars were funny, but he's not.

Forrest-

Remember when we got offered free Carrot Top tickets? The guy looked crushed that we weren't interested....LOL

integrated · 04-20-2004, 02:16 AM

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Integrated

maybe you should start minding your own business.

i offered to mend our bridges but you seem to keep on going with it

just stop please

Victor-E · 04-20-2004, 02:38 AM

I always thought Jerry Sinefeld was overrated (himself). I liked the show mostly because of the writing and the other comics.

Geroge Carlin is bitter only because of the way the world is today. If I lived that long in this shit I would be bitter too. But I still get laid often enough to stay positive. George is still funnier than thousands of other jokes out there, like Quin. Jim Norton is 100 times funnier than Quin, and that other redneck piece of shit Nick DePalo.

I can't think of any good female comedians right now. Margaret Cho absolutely repulses me. I liked Jenine Garafolo (sp?) on her HBO special but that was the last time I saw her being funny.

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I generally don't find female comedians funny either: Rita Rudner used to be funny, but hasn't done anything new or original in 10 years The few I do find funny are: Rosanne Barr (her domestic goddess days) Sarah Silverman Wanda Sykes Margaret Smith (almost reminds me of a female version of Stephen Wright) I tell you, if Bill Hicks were still alive today, he'd be in the top 10 on Comedy Central's list and would be a HUGE star right now...he'd have the cushy gigs and Joe Rogan would be fetching his fucking coffee __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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Victor-E Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: SFV Posts: 573	I always thought Jerry Sinefeld was overrated (himself). I liked the show mostly because of the writing and the other comics. Geroge Carlin is bitter only because of the way the world is today. If I lived that long in this shit I would be bitter too. But I still get laid often enough to stay positive. George is still funnier than thousands of other jokes out there, like Quin. Jim Norton is 100 times funnier than Quin, and that other redneck piece of shit Nick DePalo. I can't think of any good female comedians right now. Margaret Cho absolutely repulses me. I liked Jenine Garafolo (sp?) on her HBO special but that was the last time I saw her being funny. __________________ www.velvetecstasy.com