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Old 04-18-2004, 03:01 PM   #1
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Womens Geography

The Geography of a Woman

18 to 20 - a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

21 to 30 - a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

31 to 35 - a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

36 to 40 - a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

41 to 50 - a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes, massive reconstruction is now neccessary.

51 to 60 - a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders unpatrolled, the fridgid climate keeps people away.

61 to 70 - a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70 - they become like Afghanistan, most everyone knows where it is - but no one wants to go there.
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Old 04-18-2004, 03:03 PM   #2
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"41 to 50 - a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes, massive reconstruction is now neccessary."

I ain't lost nothin' babeeee..
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Old 04-18-2004, 03:04 PM   #3
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"41 to 50 - a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes, massive reconstruction is now neccessary."

I ain't lost nothin' babeeee..
because you qualify for the exemption area - MILF
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Old 04-18-2004, 03:34 PM   #4
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Old 04-18-2004, 03:35 PM   #5
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Old 04-20-2004, 02:37 AM   #6
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Old joke....
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