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Old 04-01-2004, 12:25 PM   #1
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Download Stuff Onto Your Brain

Japanese scientist's have discovered away to download programs directly into the brain. The new feature is been hailed as a new way of learning and future applications could improve the lives of everyone.

Just like in the movie ?matrix? you would load a information into a portable device which would allow the knowledge to be directly downloaded into the brain and stored as memory just like if you had read a user guide.

Professor Nikita said ?We are very excited about this breakthrough and are currently in negotiations with several governments who have shown an interest in this new technology?. Funding would come from governments and the private section as costs to complete the technology would be high.
A representative from the US government said ?we are very excited and can see great potential for this?

Further news is unavailable at this time but the new technology is hoped to be tested in about 5 years and could be in schools and home by 2010.




How is this exactly possible. So If I want to learn everything there is to know about Physics I could just download it and put it in my brain?


argh never mind. turns out it is an APRIL FOOLS JOKE
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Old 04-01-2004, 12:28 PM   #2
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might have been funny this morning, before the other 200 april fools threads
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