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Lane 03-31-2004 04:26 PM

i'm willing to donate some pounds

Jimbo 03-31-2004 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by tbabe
Have you tried the all bacon diet?
:repuke

Jimbo 03-31-2004 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by Lane
i'm willing to donate some pounds
WTF Lane, you're not even fat. Did you gain weight?

detoxed 03-31-2004 04:28 PM

Stay in bed, smoke pot, and eat for a month.

XxXotic 03-31-2004 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Jimbo


so your slim and you somke weed right?

maybe shes a bit right, if I wake up and smoke a reefer I skip breakfast, however I eat ALOT later on.

yeah i smoke and i'm scrawny as fuck, ive never been a breakfast person, i have one of those stomachs that doesnt like anything in it till I've fully woken up. I wake up at 6-7am usually and dont eat till a little after noon on most occasions (have always been like this, even before i started smoking) i quit smoking for a few months and I never ate, once a day, every other day usually, I've never really had a big appetite (surprising because I love food). smoking actually almost forces me to eat 3 square a day, or at least 2 and some snacks

Jimbo 03-31-2004 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by XxXotic
yeah i smoke and i'm scrawny as fuck, ive never been a breakfast person, i have one of those stomachs that doesnt like anything in it till I've fully woken up. I wake up at 6-7am usually and dont eat till a little after noon on most occasions (have always been like this, even before i started smoking) i quit smoking for a few months and I never ate, once a day, every other day usually, I've never really had a big appetite (surprising because I love food). smoking actually almost forces me to eat 3 square a day, or at least 2 and some snacks
we definitly seem to have a similar methabolism.

however I think I was still eating when I stopped to smoke for a while.

dojaornada 03-31-2004 04:31 PM

My advice is basically what most everyone else said, eat. Protein is the key [chicken breast, fish-especially tuna, steak, etc.], potatoes, rice, that sort of thing. supplements help, fuck with some protein shakes and bars from time to time. work out 3-5 times a week, with heavy weight, and do decent cardio and you should notice some nice gains.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-31-2004 04:32 PM

See sig:1orglaugh

fuzebox 03-31-2004 04:38 PM

If you try to quit smoking you'll probably gain a lot.

Two birds with one stone :):glugglug

myjah 03-31-2004 04:46 PM

try Supermass. have 3 shakes a day and you should start seeing a weight gain in a few days

torrey 03-31-2004 04:47 PM

50 lbs be enough??

doornx 03-31-2004 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic


Protein shakes and the old iron bar.

yes..loads of weight gainer shakes...1 between each meal

wiZd0m 03-31-2004 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre


OMFG wazzap dave ! Been a fucking long time you haven't posted here

I don't post much anywhere

wiZd0m 03-31-2004 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Jimbo


LOL you just wish I used more bandwith right? :glugglug

No, I was interested in reading what others had to say about that.

Maximillion 03-31-2004 05:21 PM

Hire a personal trainer like me, he makes me go fullout at the gym and also helps me with my diet.
Pretein shakes, egg whites, rice - eat all that shit.

Also watch the movie Pumping Iron with Arnie.

You need to be motivated, all the years of being skinny should be enough.

Good luck.

BlueDesignStudios 03-31-2004 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by m00d
get married
all married people gain weight

Hahaha LOL

zentz 03-31-2004 07:10 PM

did you saw the movie brave heart with mel gibson ?

kmanrox 03-31-2004 09:16 PM

get yourself a trainer and get into the gym... he'll pound you with heavy weights and small # of reps and get your on creatine and weight gainer shit.... and have you eating like a horse


but be careful what you wish for, once you get big, you better stay that way or you'll turn into a fat ass

Cyborg 2.0 03-31-2004 09:17 PM

work out eat workout eat

B Sandwich 03-31-2004 09:19 PM

join swoleboard http://www.swoleboard.com

that's my bodybuilding forum... we can help

IPK 03-31-2004 09:24 PM

http://www.johnstonefitness.com/index.html

myjah 03-31-2004 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by myjah
try Supermass. have 3 shakes a day and you should start seeing a weight gain in a few days
oops - i meant "Serious Mass". sorry it was too late to edit

galleryseek 03-31-2004 09:36 PM

To gain muscle mass you must:

First find your BMR and then add on any other calories you burn during the day (physical activities).. Consume approximately 300 more calories than this number per day, and construct protein/carbs/fats ratios like this: 40%, 40%, 20%

then get in the gym and train like a beast.

my site'll calculate all of this for you once its ready and explain it in depth.


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