|
|
|
|
||||
|
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
 |
|
|||||||
| Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
|
Thread Tools |
03-23-2004, 09:29 AM
|
#1 |
|
xxx
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: UK
Posts: 31,551
|
Chat Up Lines
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you fat Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator Man: That explains the moustache then! Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized! Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ar5e. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, because you seem like the kind of chick that is Impossible to shake off once you've been shagged. Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else. Man: Just as well because I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches. Man: You're pretty. Woman: Piss off. Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty ugly, you fat slapper.
__________________
The Affiliate Program |
|
|
|
03-23-2004, 09:33 AM
|
#2 |
|
Traffillionaire
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: ICQ:209371571
Posts: 22,430
|
 |
|
|
|
|
03-23-2004, 09:34 AM
|
#3 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Bonnie Scotland
Posts: 2,876
|
I'll need to remember some of those
__________________
 ICQ: 166108967 |
|
|
|
|
03-23-2004, 09:35 AM
|
#4 |
|
FUKM ALL!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney
Posts: 38,781
|
I haven't used those yet. |
|
|
|
