Sadistic new office toy......Shocking - GoFuckYourself.com

MaxDent · 03-03-2004, 04:20 PM

So my boss brings in this new office toy called the Reaction. 4 people hold onto each handle and it delivers an electric shock to the person who presses their button last.

I'm going to hook it up to the boss's mouse.

<img src="http://ld50.pholder.com/transform/440179/541075/fullsize/fullsize-picture%289%29.jpg">

Sheri Santiago · 03-03-2004, 04:21 PM

ah, another Japanese children's toy ;)

nathan_f · 03-03-2004, 04:22 PM

Awesome, I want to play with one!

The Click · 03-03-2004, 04:22 PM

NOT FUN!

xenigo · 03-03-2004, 04:23 PM

That toy is sick, yet oddly intriguing. Kinda makes me wanna try it out... of course I'd prolly lose...

TaDoW · 03-03-2004, 04:25 PM

Sin_Vraal · 03-03-2004, 04:26 PM

Sheri Santiago · 03-03-2004, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW

LOL I have that on a t-shirt

slackologist · 03-03-2004, 04:27 PM

fun for the whole family.. keep the kids occupied while driving on long trips!

MaxDent · 03-03-2004, 04:28 PM

This thing is powerful. Not a tickle like shock but like a tazer.

Better pic.
<img src="http://ld50.pholder.com/transform/440179/541077/fullsize/fullsize-picture%289%29.jpg">

Steve W · 03-03-2004, 04:30 PM

Can you buy japanese products online?

nathan_f · 03-03-2004, 04:31 PM

Lose most games, it hurts your feelings.
Lose THIS game, it REALLY hurts.

Somewhere out there sits the world's nastiest game designer. One dark night, he (or perhaps she) (or perhaps IT) came up with Lightning Reaction. A truly sick and disturbing game.

If you just look at it, it's kind of cool. Lightning Reaction has a very high-tech, sci-fi kind of design to it. But once you play it, you'll realize how twisted it truly is.

Here's how Lightning Reaction works -- Anywhere from two to four people can play at once. You remove a handle from the base and get ready. When you press the button in the center, a red light pulses and suspenseful music plays. As soon as the red light turns green, you press the red trigger button as quickly as possible. If you're the slowest player, you will get rewarded with a painful electric shock. If you were faster than your opponents, you can simply laugh as the loser screams in pain.

It sounds simple, but the suspense of waiting for the light to change is excruciating. You'll be tempted to press the trigger early... but don't! If you press it before the light changes, you get an electric shock and lose the game.

When the first shipment of Lightning Reactions came into the Stupid Warehouse, everyone stopped what they were doing (goofing off) and tested them out. We all got some good jolts, but agreed it was a hell of a party game. (Packer Michelle was scared to play, but at the end of the day, she took one home for a party.)

http://www.stupid.com/stat/REAC.html

traffictrader · 03-03-2004, 04:31 PM

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Swift Co offically challenges Dorm Angels to a battle royal on this game... screw running around green lake... this is a REAL test of endurance!

hova · 03-03-2004, 04:31 PM

That would be fun to play when you're drunk

nathan_f · 03-03-2004, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve W
Can you buy japanese products online?

Buy it above ^

MaxDent · 03-03-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
That would be fun to play when you're drunk

Or better yet stoned!

MaxDent · 03-03-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traffictrader
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Swift Co offically challenges Dorm Angels to a battle royal on this game... screw running around green lake... this is a REAL test of endurance!

Ooooh, I'll bring it up to Seattle

schiz · 03-03-2004, 04:37 PM

Reminds me of the Simpsons

MichaelP · 03-03-2004, 04:38 PM

Seams to be cool. Why don't you bring one at the next convention...

Steve W · 03-03-2004, 04:39 PM

I ordered mine

digifan · 03-03-2004, 04:39 PM

You are sick lol that's all I'm gonna say 'bout that.

eiht_98 · 03-03-2004, 04:39 PM

I would love to have this one. How much?

TweetyBird · 03-03-2004, 04:40 PM

too expensive

Nysus · 03-03-2004, 04:41 PM

LOL. I'm sure that's legal. :P

It reminds me of that how-to-mod an Xbox controller to shock instead of vibrate.

Cheers,
Matt

MaxDent · 03-03-2004, 04:48 PM

http://dealexpress.zoovy.com/product/REACTION

03-03-2004, 04:20 PM	#1
MaxDent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 851	Sadistic new office toy......Shocking So my boss brings in this new office toy called the Reaction. 4 people hold onto each handle and it delivers an electric shock to the person who presses their button last. I'm going to hook it up to the boss's mouse. <img src="http://ld50.pholder.com/transform/440179/541075/fullsize/fullsize-picture%289%29.jpg">

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xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	That toy is sick, yet oddly intriguing. Kinda makes me wanna try it out... of course I'd prolly lose...

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slackologist Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 2,379	fun for the whole family.. keep the kids occupied while driving on long trips!

03-03-2004, 04:28 PM	#10
MaxDent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 851	This thing is powerful. Not a tickle like shock but like a tazer. Better pic. <img src="http://ld50.pholder.com/transform/440179/541077/fullsize/fullsize-picture%289%29.jpg">

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Steve W Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 606	Can you buy japanese products online?

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nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	Lose most games, it hurts your feelings. Lose THIS game, it REALLY hurts. Somewhere out there sits the world's nastiest game designer. One dark night, he (or perhaps she) (or perhaps IT) came up with Lightning Reaction. A truly sick and disturbing game. If you just look at it, it's kind of cool. Lightning Reaction has a very high-tech, sci-fi kind of design to it. But once you play it, you'll realize how twisted it truly is. Here's how Lightning Reaction works -- Anywhere from two to four people can play at once. You remove a handle from the base and get ready. When you press the button in the center, a red light pulses and suspenseful music plays. As soon as the red light turns green, you press the red trigger button as quickly as possible. If you're the slowest player, you will get rewarded with a painful electric shock. If you were faster than your opponents, you can simply laugh as the loser screams in pain. It sounds simple, but the suspense of waiting for the light to change is excruciating. You'll be tempted to press the trigger early... but don't! If you press it before the light changes, you get an electric shock and lose the game. When the first shipment of Lightning Reactions came into the Stupid Warehouse, everyone stopped what they were doing (goofing off) and tested them out. We all got some good jolts, but agreed it was a hell of a party game. (Packer Michelle was scared to play, but at the end of the day, she took one home for a party.) http://www.stupid.com/stat/REAC.html

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MichaelP Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: QWEBEC Corporate Office Posts: 7,124	Seams to be cool. Why don't you bring one at the next convention...

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Steve W Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 606	I ordered mine

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