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SlickCash Sarah · 02-27-2004, 08:54 AM

Not too long ago, some friends of mine dragged me to a strip club for a girlfriend of mines birthday. I was excited to go so I could get a LAUGH at all the pathetic porn star "wanna be's"slapping their 1/2" cocks around and pretending to fuck drunken 50 year old women for tip money.

Seeing as I have not been there since I turned 19, I tagged along hoping to get a good laugh. Much to my dissapointment and dismay...more then half of the loser strippers didn't even take off their thong underwear. I guess there were embarassed of the miniscule penis they had. Most of them had MULLETS that were longer in the back then the size of their dick.

Why is it that women stippers are not ashamed to "bare it all" no matter how fat, ugly or dirty they are, but the men strippers have such a problem with it? Someone tell me please??

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myjah · 02-27-2004, 09:00 AM

well here we have a couple of all nude strip clubs and in those everybody is all nude. you see everything no matter what. the other strip clubs will not allow any public display of pussy or penis. i've never been to one that wasn't all or nothing.

SlickCash Sarah · 02-27-2004, 09:01 AM

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Originally posted by myjah
well here we have a couple of all nude strip clubs and in those everybody is all nude. you see everything no matter what. the other strip clubs will not allow any public display of pussy or penis. i've never been to one that wasn't all or nothing.

really..?where are you from?

pussyluver · 02-27-2004, 09:07 AM

I don't go to strip clubs to see cock! It's the pussy I want to see.

I took my sig other to one for her. It was in IL and they all were nude and had plenty to show off. So that turned out to be a wonderful idea for me - NOT. She laughed it off, but her eyes were poppin....

myjah · 02-27-2004, 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah

really..?where are you from?

myrtle beach, South Carolina

SlickCash Sarah · 02-27-2004, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by myjah

myrtle beach, South Carolina

oh really..?I just drove down there last year with some friends...good time and really nice people down there

strobi · 02-27-2004, 09:20 AM

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sixxxth_sense · 02-27-2004, 09:21 AM

Sarah are from T.O. tooo ? Like Jordan????

If so what fucking stipclub did you go to???

sherie · 02-27-2004, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
Sarah are from T.O. tooo ? Like Jordan????

If so what fucking stipclub did you go to???

Doesn't matter...None of them ever show the cock...it's sheer entertainment value....of the point and laugh variety! lol

SlickCash Sarah · 02-27-2004, 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
Sarah are from T.O. tooo ? Like Jordan????

If so what fucking stipclub did you go to???

Yah im from TO..we went to some place called the FOX'S DEN..or something like that...the guys were losers there...

sixxxth_sense · 02-27-2004, 09:39 AM

hehe, never heard of that place...

I've been to the The house of lancasters, Diamonds, Cabare and many many more.... hehe
And yes the girls strip all the way here.
I'm in T.O. too!

But they dont compare to Montreal strip clubs!!!!

02-27-2004, 08:54 AM	#1
SlickCash Sarah Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto-I would rather DIE of thirst, then drink from the cup of MEDIOCRITY! Posts: 2,055	Fucking Strip Clubs Not too long ago, some friends of mine dragged me to a strip club for a girlfriend of mines birthday. I was excited to go so I could get a LAUGH at all the pathetic porn star "wanna be's"slapping their 1/2" cocks around and pretending to fuck drunken 50 year old women for tip money. Seeing as I have not been there since I turned 19, I tagged along hoping to get a good laugh. Much to my dissapointment and dismay...more then half of the loser strippers didn't even take off their thong underwear. I guess there were embarassed of the miniscule penis they had. Most of them had MULLETS that were longer in the back then the size of their dick. Why is it that women stippers are not ashamed to "bare it all" no matter how fat, ugly or dirty they are, but the men strippers have such a problem with it? Someone tell me please??

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sixxxth_sense So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: T.O. Posts: 2,430	Sarah are from T.O. tooo ? Like Jordan???? If so what fucking stipclub did you go to???

02-27-2004, 09:39 AM	#12
sixxxth_sense So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: T.O. Posts: 2,430	hehe, never heard of that place... I've been to the The house of lancasters, Diamonds, Cabare and many many more.... hehe And yes the girls strip all the way here. I'm in T.O. too! But they dont compare to Montreal strip clubs!!!!