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Head · 02-17-2004, 12:01 PM

I could use a good laugh.

XxXotic · 02-17-2004, 12:02 PM

Oracle Porn trickled 150 hits to a sponsor over a 9 month period, didn't convert then came to GFY and bashed them for having shitty ratios

Head · 02-17-2004, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by XxXotic
Oracle Porn trickled 150 hits to a sponsor over a 9 month period, didn't convert then came to GFY and bashed them for having shitty ratios

I don't believe it!

Sp1nal · 02-17-2004, 12:20 PM

Nope, looks like evening gonna get boring..

Lykos · 02-17-2004, 12:32 PM

Hmm...not really...

bushwacker · 02-17-2004, 12:40 PM

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?....................................... .Juan on Juan..................Thank you, Thankyou very much

AcidMax · 02-17-2004, 01:07 PM

A man, his wife and nine kids are waiting at the bus stop when the bus finally arrives. Just when the bus shows up a blind man also shows up to get on the bus. Unfortunately there was only enough room for the wife and 9 kids, so the father and the blind man decided to walk to their destination.

While they are walking the father says to the blind man "Will you put a rubber on the end of that stick, the ticking when it hits the pavement is driving me nuts". The blind man says to the father, "If you would have put a rubber on the end of your stick, we would be on the bus!"

Head · 02-17-2004, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by AcidMax
A man, his wife and nine kids are waiting at the bus stop when the bus finally arrives. Just when the bus shows up a blind man also shows up to get on the bus. Unfortunately there was only enough room for the wife and 9 kids, so the father and the blind man decided to walk to their destination.

While they are walking the father says to the blind man "Will you put a rubber on the end of that stick, the ticking when it hits the pavement is driving me nuts". The blind man says to the father, "If you would have put a rubber on the end of your stick, we would be on the bus!"

Vitasoy · 02-17-2004, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcidMax
A man, his wife and nine kids are waiting at the bus stop when the bus finally arrives. Just when the bus shows up a blind man also shows up to get on the bus. Unfortunately there was only enough room for the wife and 9 kids, so the father and the blind man decided to walk to their destination.

While they are walking the father says to the blind man "Will you put a rubber on the end of that stick, the ticking when it hits the pavement is driving me nuts". The blind man says to the father, "If you would have put a rubber on the end of your stick, we would be on the bus!"

HAHA

teenoffice · 02-17-2004, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by Head
I could use a good laugh.

http://www.buy-film-ready.com/videos/triogaysm.wmv

Brat · 02-17-2004, 02:00 PM

WHY did i click that?
why dont i read the name of the clip first. ugh.

Paper Billy · 02-17-2004, 02:45 PM

can a man with no legs kick it with you???

XxXotic · 02-17-2004, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by Head

I don't believe it!

ok , the 150 hits may have been an exaggeration

Veterans Day · 02-17-2004, 03:04 PM

whats long black and stinky?

sandman! · 02-17-2004, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day
whats long black and stinky?

Unemplyment line?

Veterans Day · 02-17-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by sandman!

Unemplyment line?

XxXotic · 02-17-2004, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sandman!

Unemplyment line?

Veterans Day · 02-17-2004, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by sandman!

Unemplyment line?

were both in chicago, so I can understand why you knew the answer

phelix · 02-17-2004, 11:03 PM

How do you fix a broken dishwasher?

.......You slap her

No offense ladies

arial · 02-17-2004, 11:28 PM

What does J Lo and a tampon have in common...? They're both stuck up c-u-n-t-s.

xxxoutsourcing · 02-18-2004, 01:23 AM

What not to say in a gay bar.

"Excuse me, can i just push that stool in"

fro n gc · 03-17-2004, 01:30 PM

its gonna be a long day

Corleone · 03-17-2004, 01:34 PM

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the woman a bitch and the woman called the man a bastard.
Their son walked in and said "whats that mean?".

The parents told him it meant ladies and gentlemen.

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the woman said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".

Their son walked in and asked "whats that mean?" and the parents said it meant hats and coats.

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "shit" he said, the kid came in, "whats that mean?" and the man said that it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Downstairs the mom was preparing the turkey and she cut herself with the knife, "fuck" she said, once again ther kid came in and said "whats that mean?"

The mom said thats was what she was doing to the turkey, then the door bell rang and the kid answered the door to see his relatives for thanksgiving, the kid said, "alright you bastards and bitches, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is down here fucking the turkey!

axelcat · 03-17-2004, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
Oracle Porn trickled 150 hits to a sponsor over a 9 month period, didn't convert then came to GFY and bashed them for having shitty ratios

goBigtime · 03-17-2004, 01:40 PM

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds?

there's twenty of em.

jpwhits · 03-17-2004, 01:47 PM

Who smells?

You

thank you thank you

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