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Old 01-28-2004, 09:48 PM   #1
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Nice guys finish last

So I was watching something on TV last night and there is a comercial for this eharmony thing where you take about 30 minutes and fill out a personalty profile and they match you with someone you would be compatable with based on your and thier answers.

Well I decided to give it a shot and see how close they were and you know what? They were right on the money.

Basicly I am a nice, laid back, easy going, self reliant person. That's what my profile said when I was done so I sat back and waited for the ladies to roll in.

Guess what... Not one single match. None, nada, zilch, zero.

Can you belive this shit?

Tomorrow I am going to fill out the exact opposite of what I am (mean, overbearing, freeloading, bastard) and I bet that I get more hit's than I can ever respond to.

Bah
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:49 PM   #2
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admit it you are a loser, they wouldn't even let you on average joe
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:49 PM   #3
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Yea - tell me about it......
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:50 PM   #4
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:50 PM   #5
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admit it you are a loser, they wouldn't even let you on average joe

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PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:50 PM   #6
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admit it you are a loser, they wouldn't even let you on average joe

Sad isn't it.
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:51 PM   #7
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No shit, it does pay to be an asshole...you can always change later
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:55 PM   #8
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You spent 30 minutes filling out a form in the hopes of a girl contacting you?

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Old 01-28-2004, 09:58 PM   #9
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You spent 30 minutes filling out a form in the hopes of a girl contacting you?

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I spent 30 minutes filling out the form to see how accurate the profile was... the chicks were supposed to be a bonus.
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Old 01-28-2004, 10:05 PM   #10
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You might have better luck here:

http://prison-penpals.com/photo/pw_1.html

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Old 01-28-2004, 10:06 PM   #11
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Old 01-28-2004, 10:09 PM   #12
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Old 01-28-2004, 10:23 PM   #13
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I filled it out for the hell of it too, only because I hadn't heard of them before and wanted to check the site out.

One of the first questions they ask is about marital status: single, divorced, separated. I check separated and continued with the questions. 20 minutes later I get done and it says something like "Sorry buddy, come back when you're not married."

Why couldn't they have stopped me when I first answered the fucking question.




I could have at least changed my answer then
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