just nice to read: SEO experts fucking up - lol - GoFuckYourself.com

micky--ams · 01-15-2004, 10:13 AM

Thought this would give some a smile ;)

I got an email / spam of some so called SEO experts:

INTERNET MARKETING NEWS UPDATE
Thursday, 15 January 2004
Are you tired of getting no sales on the Internet?
Have you been looking for a sure fire method of getting top listings on Google?

bla bla

So I thought I would have a chat with these guys ...

I all seemed nice till they came with PROOF - lol
read for your self:

Thanks for contacting us. An operator will be with you shortly...

[Visitor] hi
[Operator] Hi - I'm J.R. how can I be of help to you?
[Visitor] no idea - lol
[Visitor] got an email about ranking ;)
[Operator] lol ok.. well thanks for saying hi
[Visitor] lol - what you guys doing ?
[Operator] getting clients to the top of search engines
[Visitor] now youre talking

[Visitor] how ?
[Visitor] and at what cost ?
[Operator] You can purchase one week at $200 or multiple weeks at $175 per week... this process can hold for months but depends upon the Google indexing bot. They may change their requirments as they frequently do
[Visitor] you using addwords ? or what ? can ya tell me more plse ?
[michael]
[Operator] we do not use ad words.
[michael] then ?
[michael] linking keywords and the works ?
[Operator] we get you ranked in the top 4 to 6,000 web sites out of 9 million
[Operator] after that is accomplished Google learns of your traffic and then lists you according to key words
[michael] cool
you have an url where I can read more ?
[michael] and u do adult sites as well ?
[Operator] Since this process is entirely new we do not advertise it except in emails.. our company web site is http://www.mcjmar.com it lists all of our other products and services...
[Operator] [Opened: http://www.mcjmar.com]
[Operator] Click here for proof of what we can do for you http://www.dodotshop.com/images/proof.gif
[Operator]
[michael] thats nice - the last one - but no proof ;)
I can do that by just sending traffic to a new site as well ;)
but I am interested
[Operator] so what are you interested in?
[michael] sides:
[michael] http://www.alexa.com/data/details/tr...ages/proof.gif
[michael] lol

The operator has ended the chat. Thanks for contacting us

..................

Not a single word anymore

All I did was check the proof they gave themselves - a prolly adjusted alexa ranking graph ..

and looked it up in Alexa

How stupid can you be ?

have a great day all

michael

digifan · 01-15-2004, 10:23 AM

pradaboy · 01-15-2004, 11:15 AM

hate those cheaters... especially when they are so dumb!

WiredGuy · 01-15-2004, 12:40 PM

Those guys are definitely not an SEO expert, they give the real ones a bad name

WG

swami · 01-15-2004, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Those guys are definitely not an SEO expert, they give the real ones a bad name

WG

Unfortunately there are so many newbies putting a website up that they think its fantastic just to even have google index their site.
They are easy prey for someone even knowing a little bit about SEO.

WebDork · 01-15-2004, 04:02 PM

Who would I do business with if I was in the commercial world ?

Type "search engine optimization" into Google and pick anyway in the top 10 who has been there for a couple of months.

01-15-2004, 10:13 AM	#1
micky--ams Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 155	just nice to read: SEO experts fucking up - lol Thought this would give some a smile ;) I got an email / spam of some so called SEO experts: INTERNET MARKETING NEWS UPDATE Thursday, 15 January 2004 Are you tired of getting no sales on the Internet? Have you been looking for a sure fire method of getting top listings on Google? bla bla So I thought I would have a chat with these guys ... I all seemed nice till they came with PROOF - lol read for your self: Thanks for contacting us. An operator will be with you shortly... [Visitor] hi [Operator] Hi - I'm J.R. how can I be of help to you? [Visitor] no idea - lol [Visitor] got an email about ranking ;) [Operator] lol ok.. well thanks for saying hi [Visitor] lol - what you guys doing ? [Operator] getting clients to the top of search engines [Visitor] now youre talking [Visitor] how ? [Visitor] and at what cost ? [Operator] You can purchase one week at $200 or multiple weeks at $175 per week... this process can hold for months but depends upon the Google indexing bot. They may change their requirments as they frequently do [Visitor] you using addwords ? or what ? can ya tell me more plse ? [michael] [Operator] we do not use ad words. [michael] then ? [michael] linking keywords and the works ? [Operator] we get you ranked in the top 4 to 6,000 web sites out of 9 million [Operator] after that is accomplished Google learns of your traffic and then lists you according to key words [michael] cool you have an url where I can read more ? [michael] and u do adult sites as well ? [Operator] Since this process is entirely new we do not advertise it except in emails.. our company web site is http://www.mcjmar.com it lists all of our other products and services... [Operator] [Opened: http://www.mcjmar.com] [Operator] Click here for proof of what we can do for you http://www.dodotshop.com/images/proof.gif [Operator] [michael] thats nice - the last one - but no proof ;) I can do that by just sending traffic to a new site as well ;) but I am interested [Operator] so what are you interested in? [michael] sides: [michael] http://www.alexa.com/data/details/tr...ages/proof.gif [michael] lol The operator has ended the chat. Thanks for contacting us .................. Not a single word anymore All I did was check the proof they gave themselves - a prolly adjusted alexa ranking graph .. and looked it up in Alexa How stupid can you be ? have a great day all michael Last edited by micky--ams; 01-15-2004 at 10:20 AM..

01-15-2004, 10:23 AM	#2
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01-15-2004, 11:15 AM	#3
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01-15-2004, 12:40 PM	#4
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01-15-2004, 04:02 PM	#6
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