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chowda · 12-31-2003, 06:49 PM

yes, in ur drunk state on new years eve, some of u might have dropped some things into the bowl

which (if any) of these items would u scoop out of the bathroom and reuse again?

Cell phone
Glasses
Sunglasses
Wallet
Keys ( car or other)
camera
pens (Expensive)
watches (over $1k)
jewerly

pamphage · 12-31-2003, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
yes, in ur drunk state on new years eve, some of u might have dropped some things into the bowl

which (if any) of these items would u scoop out of the bathroom and reuse again?

Cell phone
Glasses
Sunglasses
Wallet
Keys ( car or other)
camera
pens (Expensive)
watches (over $1k)
jewerly

you forgot the $5 prostitute whose head i love dunking in my piss filled toilet bowl.

NetRodent · 12-31-2003, 06:53 PM

Depends... Is the toilet used or unused? Is it my home toilet or a public toilet?

EZRhino · 12-31-2003, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
yes, in ur drunk state on new years eve, some of u might have dropped some things into the bowl

which (if any) of these items would u scoop out of the bathroom and reuse again?

Cell phone
Glasses
Sunglasses
Wallet
Keys ( car or other)
camera
pens (Expensive)
watches (over $1k)
jewerly

For me keys, glasses, and wallet

EscortBiz · 12-31-2003, 06:55 PM

Before you go after your cell phone in a toilet read this

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/1...e.toilet.reut/

KRL · 12-31-2003, 06:56 PM

I'm a neat freak. I don't think I would use any of those again without always thinking about it having been in the shitter.

chowda · 12-31-2003, 06:57 PM

home toilet. no piss or shit, just a flushed bowl with water in it.

chowda · 12-31-2003, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by pamphage

you forgot the $5 prostitute whose head i love dunking in my piss filled toilet bowl.

who are u? rocco?

Fletch XXX · 12-31-2003, 06:59 PM

be honest fuckers.

you never took a piss drunk and dropped something in and had to grab it before you flush?

at least it wasnt poooop!!!

BoNgHiTtA · 12-31-2003, 06:59 PM

If its home toilet, I would be all over that stuff. Hell, I would put the bathing suit on and go for a lap or 2 while I was there.

Horny Dude · 12-31-2003, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by BoNgHiTtA
If its home toilet, I would be all over that stuff. Hell, I would put the bathing suit on and go for a lap or 2 while I was there.

yeah, my homne toilet is pretty clean. If it's a public toilet most that stuff is gone. I'll let some homeless guy get it out!

nathan_f · 12-31-2003, 07:10 PM

Freshly flushed? I'd grab all of em. Skin falls off after a while

myjah · 12-31-2003, 07:10 PM

pretty much all of it except for the pens

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-31-2003, 07:15 PM

depends what was in the toilet..if it was piss.. i would go after all the items.. shit and the fear of ecoli poisoning would make me think twice.

SureFire · 12-31-2003, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by myjah
pretty much all of it except for the pens

Same but Sunglasses.

Sinicle77 · 12-31-2003, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by EZRhino

For me keys, glasses, and wallet

i agree with this..with these additions.. the cell phone is wet and fried..as is the camera... depends on which jewelery(mine or hers) fuck the pen..its not THAT expensive, and the watch..who gives a fuck what time it is.

chowda · 12-31-2003, 07:28 PM

if i dropped my rolex, i would scoop it.

phogirl69 · 12-31-2003, 07:34 PM

Ummm.... Around 3 years ago I retrieved my keys from the toilet bowl at the public restroom at the office where I used to work. I don't know how the fuck I did it, but somehow I dropped all my keys in there. I had to get it back, because it had my house keys, car keys, mail box key, everything! Just rinsed it with water and it was good as new!

O'h yea, and another time at home I dropped the thing that holds the roll of toilet paper (I don't know what it's called) into the bowl and I fished it out. I'm clumssy, always dropping crap everywhere!

Sinicle77 · 12-31-2003, 07:45 PM

O'h yea, and another time at home I dropped the thing that holds the roll of toilet paper (I don't know what it's called) into the bowl and I fished it out. I'm clumssy, always dropping crap everywhere!

im sorry lol but i laughed when i saw that u always drop crap... in the toilet

Jarmusch · 12-31-2003, 08:22 PM

This reminds me of that story of a guy that dropped his penis in the toilet.

$5 submissions · 12-31-2003, 08:29 PM

Definitely my projects book. I would fish that out without thinking.

CDSmith · 12-31-2003, 08:30 PM

Cell phone -- don't own one. If I did, I would flush it.

Glasses -- dont wear em.

Sunglasses -- Yes, I would definitely scoop them out of the bowl, wash em off and use them. Especially if they are CHEAP sunglasses.

Wallet -- wallets are for homos. Real men use moneyclips.

Keys ( car or other) -- I don't know anyone who wouldn't dig their keys out. Don't want to either.

camera -- Water would probably toast it. Flush it and buy a new one. Mine was only $1200 bucks.

pens (Expensive) -- You don't want to know where my pen has been. The toilet is a walk in the park.

watches (over $1k) -- dig it out, then sell it, buy a new one. The term "caveat emptor" has never held more meaning.

jewerly -- Mine? no. If I had a wife and it was her jewelry? no.

V_RocKs · 12-31-2003, 08:31 PM

I'd just pay one of the kids $5 and they would get it form me...

chowda · 01-02-2004, 04:14 PM

anyone, what about it?

Sarah_Jayne · 01-02-2004, 04:17 PM

Wedding rings deserve their own listing.

Catalinas · 01-02-2004, 05:23 PM

Just did that yesterday at the mall. My daughter dropped her purse in the toilet (before she peed) and I had to go in after it...really gross

Rictor · 01-02-2004, 05:24 PM

I make my living collecting coins out of urinals.

Vitasoy · 01-02-2004, 08:28 PM

the keys man

Kelsti · 01-02-2004, 08:42 PM

I would fish them all out

sandman! · 01-02-2004, 08:43 PM

all of them.

wyldblyss · 01-02-2004, 09:10 PM

Well, if it was at home, I would fish it all out. When my son was really little, the little tyke just loved flushing things down the toilet. He flushed this little plastic figurine down the toilet and it plugged it up. We plunged and plunged but it didn't work. Finally had to call a plumber who took off the toilet...but...all the tile was cracked during the process...and the little figurine was jammed in so tight the plumber couldn't get it out.

So, to finish off the story we had to buy a new toilet, we also had to redo the tile on the entire floor...the previous toilet and sink basin were in a custom color that we could not find a match for, so we had to buy a new sink, which no longer fit the vanity...and so on and so on. $10,000 dollars later I had a brand new bathroom, now the old bathroom was only about 4 years old and it didn't need it...but now...if anything drops in the toilet i grab the gloves and I scoop it out.

gornyhuy · 01-02-2004, 09:14 PM

I'd go face-first like I was bobbing for apples!

psyko514 · 01-02-2004, 09:20 PM

i'd fish em all out.

WiredGuy · 01-02-2004, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
I'd go face-first like I was bobbing for apples!

12-31-2003, 06:49 PM	#1
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	Which of the following items would u fish out of the toilet bowl yes, in ur drunk state on new years eve, some of u might have dropped some things into the bowl which (if any) of these items would u scoop out of the bathroom and reuse again? Cell phone Glasses Sunglasses Wallet Keys ( car or other) camera pens (Expensive) watches (over $1k) jewerly __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

12-31-2003, 06:53 PM	#3
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Depends... Is the toilet used or unused? Is it my home toilet or a public toilet? __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

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12-31-2003, 06:57 PM	#7
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	home toilet. no piss or shit, just a flushed bowl with water in it. __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

12-31-2003, 06:59 PM	#9
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12-31-2003, 07:10 PM	#12
nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	Freshly flushed? I'd grab all of em. Skin falls off after a while

12-31-2003, 07:10 PM	#13
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12-31-2003, 07:15 PM	#14
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	depends what was in the toilet..if it was piss.. i would go after all the items.. shit and the fear of ecoli poisoning would make me think twice.

12-31-2003, 07:28 PM	#17
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	if i dropped my rolex, i would scoop it. __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

12-31-2003, 07:34 PM	#18
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	Ummm.... Around 3 years ago I retrieved my keys from the toilet bowl at the public restroom at the office where I used to work. I don't know how the fuck I did it, but somehow I dropped all my keys in there. I had to get it back, because it had my house keys, car keys, mail box key, everything! Just rinsed it with water and it was good as new! O'h yea, and another time at home I dropped the thing that holds the roll of toilet paper (I don't know what it's called) into the bowl and I fished it out. I'm clumssy, always dropping crap everywhere! Last edited by phogirl69; 12-31-2003 at 07:36 PM..

12-31-2003, 07:45 PM	#19
Sinicle77 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: florida Posts: 181	O'h yea, and another time at home I dropped the thing that holds the roll of toilet paper (I don't know what it's called) into the bowl and I fished it out. I'm clumssy, always dropping crap everywhere! im sorry lol but i laughed when i saw that u always drop crap... in the toilet __________________ be careful what you ask me for. ICQ# 44393252 im almost never on icq anymore

12-31-2003, 08:22 PM	#20
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12-31-2003, 08:29 PM	#21
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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Cell phone -- don't own one. If I did, I would flush it. Glasses -- dont wear em. Sunglasses -- Yes, I would definitely scoop them out of the bowl, wash em off and use them. Especially if they are CHEAP sunglasses. Wallet -- wallets are for homos. Real men use moneyclips. Keys ( car or other) -- I don't know anyone who wouldn't dig their keys out. Don't want to either. camera -- Water would probably toast it. Flush it and buy a new one. Mine was only $1200 bucks. pens (Expensive) -- You don't want to know where my pen has been. The toilet is a walk in the park. watches (over $1k) -- dig it out, then sell it, buy a new one. The term "caveat emptor" has never held more meaning. jewerly -- Mine? no. If I had a wife and it was her jewelry? no. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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01-02-2004, 04:14 PM	#24
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	anyone, what about it? __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Wedding rings deserve their own listing.

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Catalinas Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 346	Just did that yesterday at the mall. My daughter dropped her purse in the toilet (before she peed) and I had to go in after it...really gross

01-02-2004, 05:24 PM	#27
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01-02-2004, 09:10 PM	#31
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Well, if it was at home, I would fish it all out. When my son was really little, the little tyke just loved flushing things down the toilet. He flushed this little plastic figurine down the toilet and it plugged it up. We plunged and plunged but it didn't work. Finally had to call a plumber who took off the toilet...but...all the tile was cracked during the process...and the little figurine was jammed in so tight the plumber couldn't get it out. So, to finish off the story we had to buy a new toilet, we also had to redo the tile on the entire floor...the previous toilet and sink basin were in a custom color that we could not find a match for, so we had to buy a new sink, which no longer fit the vanity...and so on and so on. $10,000 dollars later I had a brand new bathroom, now the old bathroom was only about 4 years old and it didn't need it...but now...if anything drops in the toilet i grab the gloves and I scoop it out.

01-02-2004, 09:14 PM	#32
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01-02-2004, 09:20 PM	#33
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