This is how a politically-correct Xmas card reads these days... - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 12-24-2003, 02:53 PM

From Us to You

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .

And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(NOTE* -- By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL

Even in sending a card nowadays one must legally cover their ass.

TheSenator · 12-24-2003, 03:04 PM

so true

ldinternet · 12-24-2003, 03:07 PM

Accurate.

Ice · 12-24-2003, 03:11 PM

Nice

mangeli · 12-24-2003, 03:18 PM

heh, you been reading my Christmas cards?

CDSmith · 12-24-2003, 03:29 PM

And best of all my lawyer says it's "air-tight"

Head · 12-24-2003, 03:31 PM

Merry Fucking XXXmas! May all circumcisd and uncircumcised dicks get sucked hard! as well as Clitts get licks!

That would offend a few people!

12-24-2003, 02:53 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	This is how a politically-correct Xmas card reads these days... <font size=+1>From Us to You</font> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. <i><font size=-2>(NOTE* -- By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)</font></i> <b><font face="Book Antiqua" size=+3 color="Red">HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL</font></b> Even in sending a card nowadays one must legally cover their ass. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

12-24-2003, 03:11 PM	#4
Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	Nice __________________ icq 1904905

12-24-2003, 03:18 PM	#5
mangeli Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 48	heh, you been reading my Christmas cards? __________________ <table border=0><tr><tdrowspan=3></td><td>Respected since1996</td></tr><tr><td> TRUE 24/7/365Support</td></tr></table>

12-24-2003, 03:29 PM	#6
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	And best of all my lawyer says it's "air-tight" __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

12-24-2003, 03:31 PM	#7
Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	Merry Fucking XXXmas! May all circumcisd and uncircumcised dicks get sucked hard! as well as Clitts get licks! That would offend a few people! __________________

12-24-2003, 03:04 PM	#2
TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,340	so true

12-24-2003, 03:07 PM	#3
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Accurate.