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AaronM · 12-21-2003, 08:43 PM

Well?

I suspect there will be some fairly creative answers in this thread.

Lensman sent me a penis pump...Slightly used from the looks of it.

anidifranco sent me a clue. I mailed it back because they clearly needed it more than I.

AMP promissed to spend some more hand holding time with me in Vegas.

Brad Shaw sent me nude pics of KimmyKim..Along with papers from his attorney demanding that I not share them...So don't even ask.

KimmyKim sent me condoms that she had left over from when she was dating Brad. I intend to use them the next time I shot micro-penis content.

SleazyDream sent me McDonald's gift certificates.

Paul C bought me tickets to see David Copperfield in Vegas.

Ross's girlfriend sent me a pair of her used panties.

Juicylinks sent me a box of books on how to be a sexy guido like him.

DrinkingHard sent me a case of Grey Goose.

MaskedMan blew me in Seattle last week.

Raven promissed to continue to be my friend and let me sleep in her pink room.

Baddog offered to take me shopping in downtown LA again.

Kayla asked me to keep her present a secret since her boyfriend reads GFY occasionally.

EscortBiz sent me a full service hottie.

Roger V made me an honorary PornKing.

Soooo....WTF are the rest of you getting me?

jimthefiend · 12-21-2003, 08:45 PM

a pic of me tea bagging ani

baddog · 12-21-2003, 08:46 PM

is it that time of year again already?

StuartD · 12-21-2003, 08:46 PM

Like anyone could possibly top the present I gave you

BV · 12-21-2003, 08:47 PM

my old vx

Antxx · 12-21-2003, 08:47 PM

Daddy need this:

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/ma...ons/sex-dolls/

psyko514 · 12-21-2003, 08:48 PM

I can give you herpes.

Biggy2 · 12-21-2003, 08:48 PM

I'll get you another clue.

Ice · 12-21-2003, 08:48 PM

A half eaten pop tart and a wad of gum I found under my dining room table

NaughtyJenn · 12-21-2003, 08:49 PM

hrmmm i can think of a few things

MrIzzz · 12-21-2003, 08:49 PM

i sale disposable cameras

psyko514 · 12-21-2003, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antxx
Daddy need this:

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/ma...ons/sex-dolls/

"Daddy" gets more pussy in a day then you do in a decade.

jact · 12-21-2003, 08:50 PM

I'll let ya have half an hour with XxXotic if you want. Full service!

LadyMischief · 12-21-2003, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by jact
I'll let ya have half an hour with XxXotic if you want. Full service!

And you can even bring your camera. He'll sign model releases NO problem!

pornkitten · 12-21-2003, 08:50 PM

Happy birthday sweetie, Im poor though so Im going to have to ask masked man to blow you again

Juicy D. Links · 12-21-2003, 08:51 PM

happy bday yeahhhhhhhhhhh

AaronM · 12-21-2003, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
I can give you herpes.

Dank already tried that.

I'll pass. But thanks. It's the thought that counts.

Antxx · 12-21-2003, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514

"Daddy" gets more pussy in a day then you do in a decade.

Look at me, i am crying...

digifan · 12-21-2003, 08:53 PM

Happy Birthday!

Some good mojo coming yer way

Like my dad used to say:

It can only get better eh?

Another year to tackle more goals...
we're not older...just wiser.
Age is in our head...not our heart!
Time to have some fun and live a little!

Judy

PersianKitty · 12-21-2003, 08:54 PM

Almond Roca?

Oopps.. I think I just ate the last one.

AaronM · 12-21-2003, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by pornkitten
Happy birthday sweetie, Im poor though so Im going to have to ask masked man to blow you again

It's not my birthday yet. I have a bit more tact then to beg for attention by starting a thread about my bday on my bday.

It's sometimg in the next 365 days though. I just wanted people to have a bit of time to get prepared.

Ice · 12-21-2003, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Almond Roca?

Oopps.. I think I just ate the last one.

That stuff is the best. It's hard to find here in Toronto but was everywhere when I lived in Vancouver

AaronM · 12-21-2003, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by Antxx

Look at me, i am crying...

That won't work. Most women will not put out for a man who cries like a pussy.

I'll send you one of the books from Juicylinks...You obviously need some pointers. The "Sensitive" man approach was played out a long time ago.

Ice · 12-21-2003, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

It's not my birthday yet. I have a bit more tact then to beg for attention by starting a thread about my bday on my bday.

It's sometimg in the next 365 days though. I just wanted people to have a bit of time to get prepared.

6 days and counting........

AaronM · 12-21-2003, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Almond Roca?

Oopps.. I think I just ate the last one.

I'll have boneprone send you a fresh batch.

Spunky · 12-21-2003, 08:58 PM

Same thing I got you last year

PersianKitty · 12-21-2003, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby

That stuff is the best. It's hard to find here in Toronto but was everywhere when I lived in Vancouver

Thank goodness for their online store..

http://www.almondroca.com/tmpl_catalog.cfm?section=100

AaronM · 12-21-2003, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby

6 days and counting........

Damn...It's closer than I thought.

Shit...You're right.

AaronM · 12-21-2003, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Same thing I got you last year

SWEET! I thought you broke up with her though?

Tam · 12-21-2003, 09:00 PM

Same thing ya got me....

Tala · 12-21-2003, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Almond Roca?

Oopps.. I think I just ate the last one.

I'm sure it's absolutely delicious, but I can't eat it because it looks like something sifted outta the catbox.

PersianKitty · 12-21-2003, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
I'm sure it's absolutely delicious, but I can't eat it because it looks like something sifted outta the catbox.

hehe.. my boys call the stuff in the catbox "kittyroca"

Ice · 12-21-2003, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
I'm sure it's absolutely delicious, but I can't eat it because it looks like something sifted outta the catbox.

Try it once and you will be hooked for life. I buy Almond Roca by the tin @ 12 bucks a shot and can eat it all in one sitting

SFBU · 12-21-2003, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby

Try it once and you will be hooked for life. I buy Almond Roca by the tin @ 12 bucks a shot and can eat it all in one sitting

I bought AaronM for $12 a box and couldn't eat it cause it's a relative.

Peter Romero · 12-21-2003, 09:18 PM

I'll buy you an extra camera & cell phone charger and one of those extra high powered antenae attachment er sum shit.

Kimmykim · 12-21-2003, 09:21 PM

I guess I'm relieved of the task of sending you anything else.

For life.

SomeCreep · 12-21-2003, 09:23 PM

new rain fro

Tala · 12-21-2003, 09:25 PM

How the hell can I send him a present if I don't have his shipping address???

XxXotic · 12-21-2003, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
I'll let ya have half an hour with XxXotic if you want. Full service!

Ice · 12-21-2003, 09:26 PM

The Almond Roca is telling me to thread jack you AaronM.....

SFBU · 12-21-2003, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
How the hell can I send him a present if I don't have his shipping address???

123456 S.E. Big Baldy Road
Portland, Orygun
97...

Antxx · 12-21-2003, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

That won't work. Most women will not put out for a man who cries like a pussy.

I'll send you one of the books from Juicylinks...You obviously need some pointers. The "Sensitive" man approach was played out a long time ago.

Obviously, you don't know me. Maybe a bit more passionate then sensitive. I will expect your book like my life depends on it.

But i will try to look for better dolls until your birthday. Do you prefer them with a dick ?

Seriously, i have to go to sleep. Good night.

Kimmykim · 12-21-2003, 09:34 PM

Must it all comes to this?

AaronM · 12-21-2003, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by POV Porn guy
I'll buy you an extra camera & cell phone charger and one of those extra high powered antenae attachment er sum shit.

Perfect.

I can use spare chargers...AMP is bringing my phone charger to Vegas with him and the antenae will be perfect the next time I wanna lounge out by your pool. You could make a killing if you were to lease a 20 x 20 foot area in your backyard for a cell tower to be installed on.

The coverage in your neighborhood sucks.

AaronM · 12-21-2003, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby
The Almond Roca is telling me to thread jack you AaronM.....

If you honestly think that you can jack one of my threads then have at it.

Be careful though...Ownage is right around the corner.

AaronM · 12-21-2003, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by SFBU

123456 S.E. Big Baldy Road
Portland, Orygun
97...

Are you aware that posting personal info of others is a good way to get banned?

Peter Romero · 12-21-2003, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Perfect.
I the antenae will be perfect the next time I wanna lounge out by your pool. You could make a killing if you were to lease a 20 x 20 foot area in your backyard for a cell tower to be installed on.

The coverage in your neighborhood sucks.

I'll get right on that. I was talking about your neighborhood Mr. Static.

AaronM · 12-21-2003, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antxx

Obviously, you don't know me. Maybe a bit more passionate then sensitive. I will expect your book like my life depends on it.

But i will try to look for better dolls until your birthday. Do you prefer them with a dick ?

Why? You trying to pawn off one of your used ones like Lensman did with the penis pump?

AaronM · 12-21-2003, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by POV Porn guy

I'll get right on that. I was talking about your neighborhood Mr. Static.

My neighborhood is fine...It's the metal studs in my office that screw things up around here.

SFBU · 12-21-2003, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Are you aware that posting personal info of others is a good way to get banned?

What is personal about fake info!! There seems to be a lot of that on the board.

Oh, you mean the Baldy thing!!!

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