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ldinternet · 09-14-2003, 06:41 PM

I need to get a message to someone that doesn't have Internet access or a telephone, asap. I have their home address only.

Sending a letter takes to long.

Would it be possible to get a message there either today or by tomorrow? Cost is not important.

thanks for any info

smack · 09-14-2003, 06:42 PM

can't you just stuff a note in a wallabee's pouch and send it on it's way?

fun2cboys · 09-14-2003, 06:42 PM

WESTERN UNION.COM

Jamie · 09-14-2003, 06:43 PM

Tie a message to a pigeon's leg. !

fun2cboys · 09-14-2003, 06:44 PM

FED EX UPS ANYTHING OVERNIGHT

Dugmor · 09-14-2003, 06:44 PM

2 paper cups and a string !

fun2cboys · 09-14-2003, 06:46 PM

http://www.telegramgateway.com/fed/tlg49/tlgFAQ.html

kad · 09-14-2003, 06:49 PM

Dunno, but if you know / trust anyone in Australia, they can put it in the post for today and it will be get there tomorrow if its going to a capital or Wednesday if its rural. Tell them to put it in an express post envelope. Will cost them no more than A$3.

Hope this helps....

Stud Money · 09-14-2003, 06:51 PM

Given that 'today' ends in around 4-6 hours depending on where in the US you are i would guess you cant get it delivered 'by tomorrow'

You could probably get it delivered 'tomorrow' however

ldinternet · 09-14-2003, 06:51 PM

thanks for the info

anything else is appreciated too

Joe Average · 09-14-2003, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stud Money
Given that 'today' ends in around 4-6 hours depending on where in the US you are i would guess you cant get it delivered 'by tomorrow'

You could probably get it delivered 'tomorrow' however

It's a long way to Australia you do realize don't you?

Nothing gets delivered overnight from the USA to Australia.

ldinternet · 09-14-2003, 06:59 PM

I'm outside of the US,

Regarding telegrams -- I have never sent one before -- out of interest, do they deliver the document sealed/with an envelope, or a standalone bit of paper?

it's personal, and none of the delivery boy's business.

BlueDesignStudios · 09-14-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
2 paper cups and a string !

We have more advanced technology than that!

Kangaroos can usually do a US/AU crossing in 1-2 days.

Or, if you wanted to attach the letter / parcel to Nemo, he would take a few weeks to swim from Australia to the US.

gothweb · 09-14-2003, 07:12 PM

Go online. Find a phonebook for their area. Hire someone. Even a taxi driver could work.

USA Is Doomed · 09-14-2003, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
I need to get a message to someone that doesn't have Internet access or a telephone, asap. I have their home address only.

Sending a letter takes to long.

Would it be possible to get a message there either today or by tomorrow? Cost is not important.

thanks for any info

kangaroo

Tease · 09-14-2003, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Go online. Find a phonebook for their area. Hire someone. Even a taxi driver could work.

I'd go with that, really good idea.

Scoobs · 09-14-2003, 07:19 PM

Hey man... hit me up on ICQ and I can help you out... Better do it in the next couple of hours though.

115491211

Cheers!

ldinternet · 09-14-2003, 07:32 PM

thanks everyone, it's sorted now.

09-14-2003, 06:41 PM	#1
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Fastest way to get a message to someone in Australia? I need to get a message to someone that doesn't have Internet access or a telephone, asap. I have their home address only. Sending a letter takes to long. Would it be possible to get a message there either today or by tomorrow? Cost is not important. thanks for any info

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ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	I'm outside of the US, Regarding telegrams -- I have never sent one before -- out of interest, do they deliver the document sealed/with an envelope, or a standalone bit of paper? it's personal, and none of the delivery boy's business.

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09-14-2003, 07:32 PM	#18
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	thanks everyone, it's sorted now.