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ytcracker · 09-11-2003, 08:18 AM

black dudes love my wife's best friend.

shes got the woooo woooo booty and boobs.

this one time at 711 these gangbanger black dudes were hollering at her and so he hurried her in the car it was funny cmon honey lets go

btw *50* yard line

Monique Niccole · 09-11-2003, 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by atasy
My girlfriend lives in condos that a lot of NFL players live in. Well, the other day some 6'4" 295lb fuckbag sees her out by her condo. He grabs her cellphone and calls his phone so he'll have her number and programs his number into her phone with his name "Kenny".

Riiiiiight. She's already fucking him. Just deal with it.

beemk · 09-11-2003, 08:37 AM

shes definitely fucking him. like he had the time to program his name and number? if she was trying to grab the phone back she wouldnt be able to concentrate enough.

Gator · 09-11-2003, 08:37 AM

Who else lives there? Can ya get me some 'graphs? Just kidding man.

Rocky · 09-11-2003, 09:56 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Post his number up here, I am sure Lil2rich will call him and sort things out.

DH

lil2rich loves the cock

but won't blow the licorice stick

Rich · 09-11-2003, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by rooster
i hate when black guys do that aggressive shit with white women. I see that alot lately. They need to learn to realize that 80% of white women would never date a black dude, so they shouldnt be all aggressive assuming they would

If it was me, Id go over to him and say if he ever says
another word to her, ill fuck his shit up. Bring some pepper spray just incase. then if he tries anything, spray the fucker in the eyes and kick the shit out of him.

escorpio · 09-11-2003, 10:12 AM

Shit, I can't program numbers in my own fucking cell phone and you think he just grabbed hers and programmed his number in? I would only buy this if he had the exact make and model.

Bulldog-Johnnie · 09-11-2003, 10:14 AM

call Marc at Revengeworld.com- I'm sure they can help you...

Rich · 09-11-2003, 10:15 AM

When did she tell you about this, right after it happened or when you saw "Kenny" in her cell phone? If it's the later, she's fucking him. If she told you right away, she's not. Trust me, women aren't as smart as they think they are.

TDF · 09-11-2003, 10:17 AM

she loves the foot long cock

Rich · 09-11-2003, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by escorpio
Shit, I can't program numbers in my own fucking cell phone and you think he just grabbed hers and programmed his number in? I would only buy this if he had the exact make and model.

umm not everyone is slow witted, I'm pretty confident I could program a number into 99% of phones in under 30 seconds, and I've only had about 5 different ones in my life.

godspeed · 09-11-2003, 10:54 AM

just talk shit to him till he snaps then sue his ass.

rocki · 09-11-2003, 10:56 AM

get with Roger V from pornkings and get his producted called 'sexdetect'

you use it to test your girls dirty panties and will tell if there is seamen in there...

alias · 09-11-2003, 10:58 AM

n0gs :/

BVF · 09-11-2003, 11:00 AM

you think a big black man is just going to walk up to a white woman and snatch her cell phone without thinking she would call the police?

Your woman gave him the vibes to make him believe that he could just take her phone...She wants some of that black dick...

Just like back in slavery when massa didn't believe the misses was WILLINGLY sucking the field negro's cock, you now believe that your little white woman hasn't fantasized about that big negro on top of her...

Just hope she gets pregnant....then you might be able to share in the lifestyle when she gets child support from him...

Flynn · 09-11-2003, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

You wouldn't research who the dickhead is?

no shit. i would be all over it!

escorpio · 09-11-2003, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Rich

umm not everyone is slow witted,

Yeah, but most football players are even slower witted than me.

GrimShawn · 09-11-2003, 05:01 PM

Let Juicy call him

playa · 09-11-2003, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by BVF

Just hope she gets pregnant....then you might be able to share in the lifestyle when she gets child support from him...

What if she gets pregnant and tells him the baby is his?

it would be a nice surprise for him when the baby is born

Evil1 · 09-11-2003, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker

tru dat
im 5'10" 145 lbs of pure cojones

people twice my size love to stomp me in the ground
as long as they dont kill me im coo wit it

Show me the 11'8" 290lb'er

playa · 09-11-2003, 05:09 PM

BTW, don't believe what she says,

Sounds more like an excuse when you seen her phone ring and questioned who that was,, LOL

Women are so good when it comes to that type of stuff

escorpio · 09-11-2003, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by playa

What if she gets pregnant and tells him the baby is his?

it would be a nice surprise for him when the baby is born

LOL Actually happened to an old weed dealer I knew. She told him it must be because he has some Italian blood in him AND HE BOUGHT IT!

playa · 09-11-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by escorpio
LOL Actually happened to an old weed dealer I knew. She told him it must be because he has some Italian blood in him AND HE BOUGHT IT!

HAHA,,

Mother's Baby, Daddy's Maybe

I'd seen to many episodes of Jerry Springer to know better

Libertine · 09-11-2003, 06:50 PM

The "Oh, he put his number in my phone" means she actually did it herself, and is either already fucking him or will do so in the future.
Believe me, I speak from experience.

atasy · 09-11-2003, 07:41 PM

He called again today. Anyone know some leg breakers in the south?

To answer a question, she told me, I didn't see it in her phone. I don't even look at her phone so I would've never known if she hadn't told me and she told me right away.

xxxdesign-net · 09-11-2003, 07:49 PM

Oh please.. why people with the most fucked up stories are always the ones with under 100 post.. if not 50... (aside for lil2rich ofcourse)

You or your girlfriend just needed to tell the guy, call one more time and I'll call the cops... And he would have stop.. NFL players try to avoid scandals.. especially if they have some time to think about it..

Your are full of shit and have a vivid imagination!

ScriptBall · 09-11-2003, 07:56 PM

I'd fight him, he wouldn't be the biggest guy I got messed up by

09-11-2003, 08:18 AM	#51
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09-11-2003, 08:37 AM	#53
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09-11-2003, 10:12 AM	#57
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,222	Shit, I can't program numbers in my own fucking cell phone and you think he just grabbed hers and programmed his number in? I would only buy this if he had the exact make and model. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

09-11-2003, 10:14 AM	#58
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09-11-2003, 08:37 AM	#54
Gator Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Don't live on GFY Posts: 1,119	Who else lives there? Can ya get me some 'graphs? Just kidding man.

09-11-2003, 10:15 AM	#59
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	When did she tell you about this, right after it happened or when you saw "Kenny" in her cell phone? If it's the later, she's fucking him. If she told you right away, she's not. Trust me, women aren't as smart as they think they are.

09-11-2003, 10:54 AM	#62
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09-11-2003, 10:56 AM	#63
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09-11-2003, 11:00 AM	#65
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09-11-2003, 05:01 PM	#68
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09-11-2003, 05:09 PM	#71
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	BTW, don't believe what she says, Sounds more like an excuse when you seen her phone ring and questioned who that was,, LOL Women are so good when it comes to that type of stuff

09-11-2003, 06:50 PM	#74
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	The "Oh, he put his number in my phone" means she actually did it herself, and is either already fucking him or will do so in the future. Believe me, I speak from experience. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

09-11-2003, 07:41 PM	#75
atasy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 112	He called again today. Anyone know some leg breakers in the south? To answer a question, she told me, I didn't see it in her phone. I don't even look at her phone so I would've never known if she hadn't told me and she told me right away.

09-11-2003, 07:49 PM	#76
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	Oh please.. why people with the most fucked up stories are always the ones with under 100 post.. if not 50... (aside for lil2rich ofcourse) You or your girlfriend just needed to tell the guy, call one more time and I'll call the cops... And he would have stop.. NFL players try to avoid scandals.. especially if they have some time to think about it.. Your are full of shit and have a vivid imagination!

09-11-2003, 07:56 PM	#77
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