black dudes love my wife's best friend.

shes got the woooo woooo booty and boobs.

this one time at 711 these gangbanger black dudes were hollering at her and so he hurried her in the car it was funny cmon honey lets go




btw *50* yard line

Riiiiiight. She's already fucking him. Just deal with it.

shes definitely fucking him. like he had the time to program his name and number? if she was trying to grab the phone back she wouldnt be able to concentrate enough.

Who else lives there? Can ya get me some 'graphs? Just kidding man.

lil2rich loves the cock

but won't blow the licorice stick

:thumbsup

Shit, I can't program numbers in my own fucking cell phone and you think he just grabbed hers and programmed his number in? I would only buy this if he had the exact make and model.

call Marc at Revengeworld.com- I'm sure they can help you...

When did she tell you about this, right after it happened or when you saw "Kenny" in her cell phone? If it's the later, she's fucking him. If she told you right away, she's not. Trust me, women aren't as smart as they think they are.

she loves the foot long cock

umm not everyone is slow witted, I'm pretty confident I could program a number into 99% of phones in under 30 seconds, and I've only had about 5 different ones in my life.

just talk shit to him till he snaps then sue his ass.

get with Roger V from pornkings and get his producted called 'sexdetect'

you use it to test your girls dirty panties and will tell if there is seamen in there... :thumbsup

n0gs :/

you think a big black man is just going to walk up to a white woman and snatch her cell phone without thinking she would call the police?

Your woman gave him the vibes to make him believe that he could just take her phone...She wants some of that black dick...

Just like back in slavery when massa didn't believe the misses was WILLINGLY sucking the field negro's cock, you now believe that your little white woman hasn't fantasized about that big negro on top of her...

Just hope she gets pregnant....then you might be able to share in the lifestyle when she gets child support from him...

no shit. i would be all over it!

Yeah, but most football players are even slower witted than me.

Let Juicy call him

What if she gets pregnant and tells him the baby is his?

it would be a nice surprise for him when the baby is born

Show me the 11'8" 290lb'er

BTW, don't believe what she says,

Sounds more like an excuse when you seen her phone ring and questioned who that was,, LOL

Women are so good when it comes to that type of stuff

LOL Actually happened to an old weed dealer I knew. She told him it must be because he has some Italian blood in him AND HE BOUGHT IT!:1orglaugh

HAHA,,

Mother's Baby, Daddy's Maybe


I'd seen to many episodes of Jerry Springer to know better :)

The "Oh, he put his number in my phone" means she actually did it herself, and is either already fucking him or will do so in the future.
Believe me, I speak from experience.

He called again today. Anyone know some leg breakers in the south? :BangBang:

To answer a question, she told me, I didn't see it in her phone. I don't even look at her phone so I would've never known if she hadn't told me and she told me right away.

:1orglaugh

Oh please.. why people with the most fucked up stories are always the ones with under 100 post.. if not 50... (aside for lil2rich ofcourse)

You or your girlfriend just needed to tell the guy, call one more time and I'll call the cops... And he would have stop.. NFL players try to avoid scandals.. especially if they have some time to think about it..

Your are full of shit and have a vivid imagination!

I'd fight him, he wouldn't be the biggest guy I got messed up by

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