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Jon · 07-13-2003, 09:16 AM

A man is walking down the beach and sees a woman with no arms and no legs.
She calls him over and says "hey, can you give me a kiss?"
Startled, and a bit grossed out, the guy says "why?".
The no arm, no legged freak tells him "because I've never been kissed before."
Feeling a little awkward, but also sad, he leans down and kisses her.

The next day he's walking on the beach and he see's the woman with no arms and no legs calling out to him. She asks, if he can feel her up. He says "why?". She says, "well because I've never been felt up before." - Again, feeling bad for her, he agrees and feels her up.

The third day the man is walking on the beach again, and sees his no legged, no armed gimp friend. She calls him over and says "hey can you fuck me?" He says: "why?". She says "well, because I've never been fucked before." So he picks her up and tosses her into the ocean and yells out "Well.. now you're fucked!"

IntenseCash · 07-13-2003, 09:17 AM

hmm interesting

afrocreep · 07-13-2003, 09:43 AM

hahahahaha

eiht_98 · 07-13-2003, 11:06 AM

thats what she wanted

jasonir · 07-13-2003, 11:06 AM

smack · 07-13-2003, 11:09 AM

haha. i've always wondered what it would be like to fuck a chick with no legs. hmmmmm.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-13-2003, 11:12 AM

where do you find a chick with no arms and no legs?

exactly where you left her

there is actually amputee porn out there... crazy shit

machineg · 07-13-2003, 11:13 AM

MassAppeal · 07-13-2003, 11:13 AM

funny.

polish_aristocrat · 07-13-2003, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
where do you find a chick with no arms and no legs?

exactly where you left her

there is actually amputee porn out there... crazy shit

yeah, I've seen some samples - THAT'S fucked up !

Chris · 07-13-2003, 11:16 AM

07-13-2003, 09:16 AM	#1
Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	Fucked! A man is walking down the beach and sees a woman with no arms and no legs. She calls him over and says "hey, can you give me a kiss?" Startled, and a bit grossed out, the guy says "why?". The no arm, no legged freak tells him "because I've never been kissed before." Feeling a little awkward, but also sad, he leans down and kisses her. The next day he's walking on the beach and he see's the woman with no arms and no legs calling out to him. She asks, if he can feel her up. He says "why?". She says, "well because I've never been felt up before." - Again, feeling bad for her, he agrees and feels her up. The third day the man is walking on the beach again, and sees his no legged, no armed gimp friend. She calls him over and says "hey can you fuck me?" He says: "why?". She says "well, because I've never been fucked before." So he picks her up and tosses her into the ocean and yells out "Well.. now you're fucked!" __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

07-13-2003, 09:17 AM	#2
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07-13-2003, 11:12 AM	#7
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07-13-2003, 11:16 AM	#11
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