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volante · 07-10-2003, 08:24 PM

Okay, so I'm reading GFY, Winamp playing my favourite tunes, cold bottle of Stella Artois within easy reach, when the phone starts ringing.

Click the "pause" button, and answer the phone. It's my wife. Start chatting.

Reach for bottle of Stella. Take a swig. Put bottle down, but accidentally knock mouse with bottle.

Mouse pointer ends up on College Fuckfest banner. "Suck My Dick Bitch!" screams out of the speakers.

"What the hell was that?" demands my wife. Spend next five minutes convincing her that I'm all on my own, and not partaking in some alcohol fuelled orgy.

Tip for the future - ALWAYS press the "mute" button on the PC when answering the phone...

Juicy D. Links · 07-10-2003, 08:25 PM

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dirtyone · 07-10-2003, 08:26 PM

Loose the wife... keep the banner.

Spunky · 07-10-2003, 08:26 PM

Tell her to Swoit off Bitch and slam down the phone

FRANKENSTEIN · 07-10-2003, 08:30 PM

Have you ever been to a public laundry mat, and done yours and your girl's laundry, only to come home, and have her say "Who's panties are these????!?!?!?!"

And there is no convincing her that it was probably some girl who left them in the dryer, no matter how much you just want to burst out laughing.... and she can see the nervous look masking your laughter, which makes it even more unconvincing.

That's the worst.

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07-10-2003, 08:30 PM

Wow. there seems to be quite a few instances where this banner has goten people in trouble. I think it ought to be....

Awww fuck it.... Put it on every page!

AM Jeff · 07-10-2003, 08:35 PM

Lmao..thats a good one.
I just did that to my gf on the phone and she was like wtf are you doing.

She's bi and was at work..was wondering if I had a party going on without her here...lol

BeHeadR · 07-10-2003, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by AM Jeff
Lmao..thats a good one.
I just did that to my gf on the phone and she was like wtf are you doing.

She's bi and was at work..was wondering if I had a party going on without her here...lol

and you're from kentucky......go figure

EscortBiz · 07-10-2003, 09:01 PM

asuna · 07-10-2003, 09:07 PM

I try to play as much porn on tv when telemarketers call me

AM Jeff · 07-10-2003, 09:36 PM

Actually, I'm not from Kentucky.

I actually live about 10 miles from Louisville, in Indiana..lol

StuartD · 07-10-2003, 09:57 PM

That's when you reload and put the mouse over the next banner

"click me now"

and then do it again...

"why don't you click me now huh?"

That'll convince her

SetTheWorldonFire · 07-10-2003, 10:08 PM

sucker

NoCarrier · 07-10-2003, 10:27 PM

Allright, we all know that the "wife" part was actually "mom" but we won't tell. I promise.

Sosa · 07-10-2003, 10:46 PM

LOL fucking funny!

zzgundamnzz · 07-10-2003, 10:58 PM

At least it wasn't the talking mtree banner. Would of probably had you sleeping on the couch

tootie · 07-10-2003, 11:05 PM

Why are wives so uptight about porn anyway? They ought to be REAL women and look at porn WITH their husbands like I do. Except I look at it with my husband, not theirs.

07-10-2003, 08:24 PM	#1
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07-10-2003, 08:35 PM	#7
AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	Lmao..thats a good one. I just did that to my gf on the phone and she was like wtf are you doing. She's bi and was at work..was wondering if I had a party going on without her here...lol

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