Remember the good ol' days? - GoFuckYourself.com

OneHungLo · 06-29-2003, 02:47 AM

Of going down to your local store and picking up a fresh new spank mag, rushing home and opening it and having a nice lil jerk session?

Man those days are gone with all the free porn out there. Anybody here still buy porn magazines??

quiet · 06-29-2003, 02:49 AM

i used to buy them from a friend who's dad would buy them for his son.

good times

Mutt · 06-29-2003, 02:58 AM

i grew up in a bad situation, my Dad had ZERO porn. Most of my friends had either their Dad or an older brother's porn mags/videos to spank it to.

So when I turned 16 and could drive, that was when I started buying porn cuz no way was i going to buy porn anywhere near my house. The best thing is to find a store with a foreign guy who barely speaks English working it alone, cuz even if he is passing judgement on you - WHO CARES!

You're right - those days were Wonder Years type moments. Cracking open a brand new Penthouse or Oui. I still remember the first Penthouse I ever bought.

Jakke PNG · 06-29-2003, 02:59 AM

I remember the first few times I saw an actual porn movie.. damn it was sweet.

quiet · 06-29-2003, 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I remember the first few times I saw an actual porn movie.. damn it was sweet.

bro, i remember the exact first porno i ever watched. a friend and i got it off some guido that day. i slept over at his grampa's place, we waited all night for him to go to bed. i was 14.

finally he did. it was a play on miami vice.

hehe.

Gman.357 · 06-29-2003, 03:03 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I remember the first few times I saw an actual porn movie.. damn it was sweet.

THe first porn movie I ever saw was Taboo. I couldn't spank it to that movie for fear of developing an Oedipus Complex (which at that time, I apparently thought was contageous).

Mutt · 06-29-2003, 03:03 AM

oh man you are so right. i didn't lose my virginity until I was almost 18, up until then i had gotten to third base a few times but never really got to inspect the goods really close. So when I saw my first porn movie it was mind blowing.

Marcus · 06-29-2003, 03:07 AM

My first one was emmanuel. I used to love that shit. And Lady Chatterly too when it was on cable late at night.

Mutt · 06-29-2003, 03:08 AM

first porn movie i saw came on a VHS with like 3 movies on it, must have been a 10th generation copy recorded at the worst speed, looked like a transmission from an Apollo spacecraft.

The movie was awesome though, Sex Fifth Avenue, starring Traci Lords and Christy Canyon. Christy instantly became my favorite pornstar until Nikki Dial came on the scene.

Gman.357 · 06-29-2003, 03:11 AM

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Originally posted by Marcus
My first one was emmanuel. I used to love that shit. And Lady Chatterly too when it was on cable late at night.

Oh, well if you're counting the old "porn" movies that used to be on the Prism network and late night cable channels, then I guess my first was Emmanuel as well.

Mutt · 06-29-2003, 03:12 AM

dude those don't count, but i loved them too. i would get the Pay TV listings and look when those movies were on in the middle of the night so i could go downstairs and watch them. Lotta close calls.

The one I loved was the one where the rich kid gets Sylvia Kristel as a tutor, has Tonight's the Night by Rod Stewart in it and Johnny Fever from WKRP in Cincinatti. I rubbed at least a hundred out to that movie. Sylvia Kristel was fucking sexy as hell.

quiet · 06-29-2003, 03:15 AM

after the miami vice porno, then next one i saw was devil in ms. jones 2.

of course we then searched out the famous first one, and number 3.

KRL · 06-29-2003, 03:28 AM

Behind the Green Door staring Marilyn Chambers

Webby · 06-29-2003, 03:32 AM

Ah .. memory lane!

06-29-2003, 02:47 AM	#1
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	Remember the good ol' days? Of going down to your local store and picking up a fresh new spank mag, rushing home and opening it and having a nice lil jerk session? Man those days are gone with all the free porn out there. Anybody here still buy porn magazines?? Last edited by OneHungLo; 06-29-2003 at 03:07 AM..

06-29-2003, 02:58 AM	#3
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	i grew up in a bad situation, my Dad had ZERO porn. Most of my friends had either their Dad or an older brother's porn mags/videos to spank it to. So when I turned 16 and could drive, that was when I started buying porn cuz no way was i going to buy porn anywhere near my house. The best thing is to find a store with a foreign guy who barely speaks English working it alone, cuz even if he is passing judgement on you - WHO CARES! You're right - those days were Wonder Years type moments. Cracking open a brand new Penthouse or Oui. I still remember the first Penthouse I ever bought. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

06-29-2003, 02:59 AM	#4
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I remember the first few times I saw an actual porn movie.. damn it was sweet. __________________ ..and I'm off.

06-29-2003, 03:03 AM	#7
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	oh man you are so right. i didn't lose my virginity until I was almost 18, up until then i had gotten to third base a few times but never really got to inspect the goods really close. So when I saw my first porn movie it was mind blowing. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

06-29-2003, 03:08 AM	#9
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	first porn movie i saw came on a VHS with like 3 movies on it, must have been a 10th generation copy recorded at the worst speed, looked like a transmission from an Apollo spacecraft. The movie was awesome though, Sex Fifth Avenue, starring Traci Lords and Christy Canyon. Christy instantly became my favorite pornstar until Nikki Dial came on the scene. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

06-29-2003, 02:49 AM	#2
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i used to buy them from a friend who's dad would buy them for his son. good times

06-29-2003, 03:07 AM	#8
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	My first one was emmanuel. I used to love that shit. And Lady Chatterly too when it was on cable late at night.

06-29-2003, 03:12 AM	#11
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	dude those don't count, but i loved them too. i would get the Pay TV listings and look when those movies were on in the middle of the night so i could go downstairs and watch them. Lotta close calls. The one I loved was the one where the rich kid gets Sylvia Kristel as a tutor, has Tonight's the Night by Rod Stewart in it and Johnny Fever from WKRP in Cincinatti. I rubbed at least a hundred out to that movie. Sylvia Kristel was fucking sexy as hell. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

06-29-2003, 03:15 AM	#12
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	after the miami vice porno, then next one i saw was devil in ms. jones 2. of course we then searched out the famous first one, and number 3.

06-29-2003, 03:28 AM	#13
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06-29-2003, 03:32 AM	#14
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Ah .. memory lane!