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baddog 06-16-2003 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by Anthony_A

Too funny, all you can crack on is my weight, which is your biggest insecurity.

I am insecure about my weight? How did you arrive at that conclusion?

As far as things to crack on you about, I did mention that you give lousy head, you are bald, you are a liar, you are a whiney little boy, you are insecure about your ethnicity, and you felt blown off at dinner.

I really don't know you well enough to mention anything else about you.

Anthony_A 06-16-2003 04:23 PM

Is that really the best you can do?

All these women came out to support you Baddog. That's great.

3 of them.

How do they feel about rape? Do any of them think it's a funny matter?

baddog 06-16-2003 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by voodooman
I dont know bout anyone else, but one of the things that takes me the longest, is getting that damn bra off a woman. No matter how much experience with removing one from a woman, she usually falls asleep or gets mad and does it herself.

:(

hey, you think you have it tough, back when I was a kid and first started trying to take bras off women, they all had these 3 little wire clips in the back.

I remember the first time I ran across one that had a clasp in the front, after letting me fumble around for 10 minutes she showed me the clasp in the front. . . . I thought I had died and gone to heaven

Gabriel 06-16-2003 04:35 PM

Anthony_A and Baddog? Candidates for the next 2Fast 2Furious II...

baddog 06-16-2003 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Gabriel
Anthony_A and Baddog? Candidates for the next 2Fast 2Furious II...
well, the only indication I have ever had that Anthony does anything fast and furious was this thread he started at setgo entitled "If you can score higher than 150, I would like to talk to yo"(sp) with a link to this

draw your own conclusions

baddog 06-16-2003 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Anthony_A


Sure baddoggie. you have been PWNED.

okay, it is no secret that I am old enough to be the father to most of you, but I do try to stay hip with the slang that you youngsters come up with. I have now been asked by two young lovelies what the meaning of PWNED is.

I honestly don't know. I iniitially thought it was a typo, but since Anthony went back and edited that post, I am wondering if I am missing something here. I asked my 19 yr old son, and he had no idea, so how about enlightening this old codger.

The Alibi 06-16-2003 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by baddog


I think NY is significantly lower since (at least in the movies) their traffic jams are worse than ours, and it seems like more people use taxis, bus, and subway than we do

Because unlike most things in LA, NYC has infrastructure that works, even as decrepit as the NYC subway system may seem.

Traffic in and out of NYC at rush hour is nothing compared to the random ridiculous traffic jams all day in LA.

Also, let's not forget, as was pointed out earlier in the thread, the LA primadonnas are busy on their cell phone, doing their makeup, memorizing their lines, etc. while driving. NYC drivers are cunning and focused, they get shit done. It's also illegal to talk on your cell phone without a hands free device while driving in NYC.

baddog 06-16-2003 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by The Alibi


Because unlike most things in LA, NYC has infrastructure that works, even as decrepit as the NYC subway system may seem.

Traffic in and out of NYC at rush hour is nothing compared to the random ridiculous traffic jams all day in LA.

Also, let's not forget, as was pointed out earlier in the thread, the LA primadonnas are busy on their cell phone, doing their makeup, memorizing their lines, etc. while driving. NYC drivers are cunning and focused, they get shit done. It's also illegal to talk on your cell phone without a hands free device while driving in NYC.

first off, I will never argue that the transit system in LA sucks, San Francisco's rocks. They are trying here, but as the song says, "nobody walks in LA." We have been spoiled with an elaborate freeway system, and LA is pretty damn big, area wise.

Re: driving with cell phones . . . . I believe that there are some cities around here that have outlawed that practice, and fully expect a statewide law against it, if I have to start it myself.

Every close call I have had in the past 4 years has had a cell phone being used by the other guy. I really like it when they hold up the phone to show me, as if this is some kind of legit excuse.

Of course, it is possible that they are just giving me something to aim at instead of blowing their brains out

voodooman 06-16-2003 06:05 PM

I talk on my cell while riding my motorcycle.

Just run the ear piece into the helmet, put the
phone in my tank bag, and talk away.

:-)

Cops would never suspect I was on the phone.

baddog 06-16-2003 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by voodooman
I talk on my cell while riding my motorcycle.

I think that would qualify as a hands free device. . . . I think those are okay, or at least better than trying to balance a cell phone while eating a Big Mac and driving :1orglaugh

The Alibi 06-16-2003 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by baddog

Every close call I have had in the past 4 years has had a cell phone being used by the other guy. I really like it when they hold up the phone to show me, as if this is some kind of legit excuse.

Only in LA! :1orglaugh

Tam 06-16-2003 08:32 PM

baddog hates women? Now THAT is hilarious..... rotfl

And THAT is all I have to say about that. :1orglaugh

Mishi 06-17-2003 02:54 AM

True story: About 1992 I started suffering panic attacks that kept me off the freeways. I could only do freeway driving if I was fairly certain nobody else would be on the road - like, Sunday, early A.M. (this was in Tulsa).

In 2000 my partner had to go to a business thingy in LA. I had lived there, in 1987. He had been there once, and did NOT want to drive there. I was like, no problem. Been there, done that, blah, blah, blah. After more than 8 years of completely avoiding freeways, I soared through LA like there was no tomorrow. It all but cured me of my phobia.

People in LA KNOW how to drive. They may seem crazy, but they're not. They know what they're doing. I would drive in LA any day over any midwestern or southern city.

And on that note, the idea that Baddog hates women...sorry, I'm laughing too hard.

cheeky 06-17-2003 04:15 AM

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Originally posted by dchottie
I still dont see where baddog hates women. Guess I can't read between the lines that well. Well, he's always treated me very very well.
Same here, baddog has always been good to me and whenever I need anything or advice he's always there to lend a helping hand.

Thanks baddog :)

Midnyte 06-17-2003 10:05 AM

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Same here, baddog has always been good to me and whenever I need anything or advice he's always there to lend a helping hand.
I agree. I've never had a problem with Baddog at all ever - quite the contrary, he's been a great source of advice, support, and information.

Laurel 06-17-2003 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by Midnyte


I agree. I've never had a problem with Baddog at all ever - quite the contrary, he's been a great source of advice, support, and information.


Don't forget, he's a complete gentleman, too. :thumbsup

Ambergirl 06-17-2003 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
Really you haven't seen shit until you've driven in NYC/Brooklyn... there is no regard for anything resembling the traditional rules of driving... It's every man for himself, get to your destination BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE -- and the cops fucking know it -- biz as usual... Drive on the wrong side of the road, run a red light, run over pedestrians -- the cops are like WHATEVER.

In LA, the cops are outnumbered -- I never saw anyone pulled over for speeding, because LA = Gridlock...

LOL TheFLY...that's exactly how it is in Washington, DC too, "every man for himself, get to your destination BY ANY MEANS"!

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Originally posted by cherrylula
Motor Vehicle Crash Fatalities by State (format: State, 1999, 2000, % Change)

http://www.car-accidents.com/pages/s..._by_state.html

Texas 3,522 3,769 +7.0%

California 3,559 3,753 +5.5%

Florida 2,920 2,999 +2.7%

New York 1,599 1,458 -8.8%

Consider Cali is smaller than Texas.... looks like we win this one hahaha

Northern VA, right outside of Washington DC, is a mad house of drivers too:

Virginia 878 930 +5.9%

I have yet to meet one person that didn't think they were a great driver...makes ya wonder. :winkwink:

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Originally posted by dchottie
I still dont see where baddog hates women. Guess I can't read between the lines that well. Well, he's always treated me very very well.
Ditto here too...baddog's always been cool with me.

goodgirl 06-17-2003 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Laurel



Don't forget a complete gentleman, too. :thumbsup

Very true :thumbsup

Raven 06-17-2003 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by goodgirl


*koff* Raven started it. :winkwink:

Hmm...goodgirl.....I'll have to remember this when I meet you in Miami....tattletale! :)

You ARE going to Miami, aren't you?

The worst drivers are located in Ohio. End of story.

Baddog doesn't hate women.

I don't think Baddog actually hates anything....his emotions seem to run more toward intolerance and disdain toward stupidity.

Raven 06-17-2003 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by The Alibi


Because unlike most things in LA, NYC has infrastructure that works, even as decrepit as the NYC subway system may seem.

Traffic in and out of NYC at rush hour is nothing compared to the random ridiculous traffic jams all day in LA.

Also, let's not forget, as was pointed out earlier in the thread, the LA primadonnas are busy on their cell phone, doing their makeup, memorizing their lines, etc. while driving. NYC drivers are cunning and focused, they get shit done. It's also illegal to talk on your cell phone without a hands free device while driving in NYC.

Years of traffic jams and fender benders in NYC have taught most of us to leave our cars at the train station and take our chances with cabs.

p00p 06-17-2003 11:07 AM

100 :BangBang:

goodgirl 06-17-2003 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Raven


Hmm...goodgirl.....I'll have to remember this when I meet you in Miami....tattletale! :)

You ARE going to Miami, aren't you?

The worst drivers are located in Ohio. End of story.

Baddog doesn't hate women.

I don't think Baddog actually hates anything....his emotions seem to run more toward intolerance and disdain toward stupidity.

Probably not. Some day maybe I will get to have some fun.

baddog 06-17-2003 12:42 PM

Thank you goodgirl, Raven, dchottie, Tam, Mishi, cheeky, Midnyte, Laurel, and Ambergirl. :thumbsup I was pretty sure I did not hate women.

Actually, my ex-wife and Anthony _A have been the only people to ever suggest such a thing. Maybe something is going on between them :1orglaugh

goodgirl 06-17-2003 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
Thank you goodgirl, Raven, dchottie, Tam, Mishi, cheeky, Midnyte, Laurel, and Ambergirl. :thumbsup I was pretty sure I did not hate women.

Actually, my ex-wife and Anthony _A have been the only people to ever suggest such a thing. Maybe something is going on between them :1orglaugh

You are welcome anytime :winkwink:

Ambergirl 06-17-2003 12:56 PM

It's my pleasure, baddog...anytime. :)

Raven 06-17-2003 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
Thank you goodgirl, Raven, dchottie, Tam, Mishi, cheeky, Midnyte, Laurel, and Ambergirl. :thumbsup I was pretty sure I did not hate women.

Actually, my ex-wife and Anthony _A have been the only people to ever suggest such a thing. Maybe something is going on between them :1orglaugh

You are more than welcome, sweetie....I'll see you in Miami....

Will you be wearing the trenchcoat? And, let me know which pole you'll be lurking behind. :) We can charge five bucks a flash! :)

Anthony_A 06-17-2003 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
Thank you goodgirl, Raven, dchottie, Tam, Mishi, cheeky, Midnyte, Laurel, and Ambergirl. :thumbsup I was pretty sure I did not hate women.

Actually, my ex-wife and Anthony _A have been the only people to ever suggest such a thing. Maybe something is going on between them :1orglaugh

Man, I blew off this thread last night after not one of your women friends answered the question if they thought rape was funny, since you do, Baddog.

Dude, I've seen you, I can't even imagine what kinda woman who would marry you would look like.

baddog 06-17-2003 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Anthony_A


Dude, I've seen you, I can't even imagine what kinda woman who would marry you would look like.

You could only dream of the kind of woman that would marry me. While it is difficult for me to say anything nice about my ex-wives, I can assure you that you would not stand a chance in hell with them in their prime.

Hell, even today they can do better than you. So continue to dream on

The Other Steve 06-17-2003 02:40 PM

baddog you sly young fox. I bet you got AnthonyA wound up to start this sub-thread just so you could have all those hot babes swooning all over you in public.

:Graucho

baddog 06-17-2003 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by The Other Steve
baddog you sly young fox. I bet you got AnthonyA wound up to start this sub-thread just so you could have all those hot babes swooning all over you in public.

:Graucho

damn, guess I will have to try something else for the next time :winkwink:

Anthony_A 06-17-2003 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by baddog


damn, guess I will have to try something else for the next time :winkwink:

Well Damn Steve. You figured me and Baddog out.

Bree 06-17-2003 04:01 PM

baddog hates women?? riiiiiiight!!!! :1orglaugh

Anthony_A 06-17-2003 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by baddog


You could only dream of the kind of woman that would marry me. While it is difficult for me to say anything nice about my ex-wives, I can assure you that you would not stand a chance in hell with them in their prime.

Hell, even today they can do better than you. So continue to dream on

Okie dokie Old Man. We get to settle our differences real soon, won't we. =o)

baddog 06-17-2003 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by Anthony_A


Okie dokie Old Man. We get to settle our differences real soon, won't we. =o)

I am sorry, but is that a threat?

Anthony_A 06-17-2003 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by baddog


I am sorry, but is that a threat?

Yes, you are sorry all right.

What's wrong tough guy? After a post like this from you:

You really are a pussy. Oh, you can easily find out where I live if you feel the need to take it to the next level. Your boss sent me enough checks, so I know he has my address.
--------------

Now you are backtracking? Sounds like a challenge to me.

Was I wrong? You tell me old man. You now are backpeddling?

baddog 06-17-2003 06:51 PM

just want to be prepared is all. If you showed up at my door I would know your intent, not so at a public venue.

Guess it will be a matter of who sees who first.

Anthony_A 06-17-2003 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
just want to be prepared is all. If you showed up at my door I would know your intent, not so at a public venue.

Guess it will be a matter of who sees who first.

You are such the stud baddog. Why in God's name would I tell you I would beat you down like a crack whore? That takes away the element of surprise. Especially at your front door.

You fucktard, introduced violence into this. Not me. Like I said earlier, we'll get to settle our differences soon. You got scared like an 8 year old. I was thinking a drink and talking at the Lightspeed get together. Damn, you are a skittish little doggie ain't ya?

Just like the first time, you'll act the pussy in real life. Baddog - Professional Keyboard Warrior.


Guess it will be a matter of who sees who first.

Better make sure you wear both your glasses and your contact lenses old man.

baddog 06-17-2003 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Anthony_A


Just like the first time, you'll act the pussy in real life

the first time? you really are dillusional aren't you?


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