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Old 05-18-2003, 03:35 PM   #1
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Windows is better than DOS! Bitches!!!

See I told you so... All you Microsoft haters back in the day -- -- see bitches! I told you that windows were more useful than the command line prompt... You thought command prompt was inferior -- well I say FUCK YOU! I was right all along... Don't question my future insight into the computer industry -- I am always fucking correct... Flash Ram, disk cache... I predicted all that shit way back in the day... I got fucking reeeeeeels of tape disk stacked to my ceiling at home. That's all important data from my days as a stock broker! I was a stock expert -- I have EVERY single trade that was ever recorded from the stock market on tape disk. I can run a technical trading algorithm against all that data on tape and BAM! I can see if I would have turned a profit over X period of time. I am the king of prediction so do not fuck with me when I predict some far out shit... You will see that AdultCentro will be the bombastic... and the rest of you will be weeping in praise -- dust in the face -- from the bombastic shit that I will be throwing down on your fucking minds... Futuristic shit that will make your dick fall off if you get too excited. No shit we got technology in the works behind the scene w/ the Boneprone Family empire that would fry your fucking nerves off -- high-end Virtual Reality suits using fancy magnetism and robot controls to give you the illusion of a competely 3D experience... Like Star Trek holodeck shit. We can even adjust tension on every joint -- in a seamless smooth interface -- all we do is have the robot arms follow your movement of your body -- in tandem... and you are in the center of the VR universe in a huge circular maze of geometric tracks... these tracks are for the robots to use gravity on you and your suit... Your suit is hard so the robot magnets don't hurt you -- it's a very flexible -- yet hard material... it's actually a new kind of plastic mesh that distributes the magnetic push evenly so that your arms can move apart from your body, etc, etc.... from the outside of the suit there's thousands of pieces of elastic -- this keeps your body in place so that the robotic arms can manipulate your body to give you the illusion of a Virtual Reality world... it's like being at the center of a spider web -- it's actually a scary experience because you're trapped inside this spider web... with all these robotic machines spinning around you -- and that's the center of your Virtual Reality world... That is the shit that we are working on now -- and of course you will have a video helmet that will give you perfect 3D computer generated vision... it's complete surround vision -- based on a new kind of contact lens... it's like the Matrix! So see that shit in the movie is not far from the truth... This is the technology that we're working on now...

As for the robotic web globe -- you should hear my story about getting out of that thing. I was a mess -- the air conditioner broke and it was really hot in that thing...
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Old 05-18-2003, 03:47 PM   #2
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Old 05-18-2003, 03:49 PM   #3
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Your rambling makes me want to puke all over you.
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Old 05-18-2003, 04:06 PM   #4
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Whatever bro. I know my grammar perfectly. Do you really think I need to follow convention at this point in my writing career? I don't think so. It's called artistic license!
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Old 05-18-2003, 04:10 PM   #5
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