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Old 12-07-2019, 10:55 AM   #1
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They've got to be fucking joking.

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Most people heading in for a late-night Whopper at the Kankakee, Illinois, Burger King would have been shocked to know that a lesbian was meeting her sperm donor inside the restaurant, but there I was outside the men’s restroom, waiting for a paper cup full of semen. I would do anything for a baby of my own ― even pick up free sperm at a fast-food chain.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lgbtq...b0913e6f83b620


What the fuck?
  1. When did shit like this start being considered "NEWS?"
  2. When are they going to start locking up these nuts?
  3. Can you imagine what kind of mother this nut is going to be?
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Old 12-07-2019, 11:06 AM   #2
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Would it help is she wrote how she want to be barefoot in kitchen while pregnant ?
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Old 12-07-2019, 12:16 PM   #3
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Old 12-07-2019, 12:40 PM   #4
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Would it help is she wrote how she want to be barefoot in kitchen while pregnant ?
So for her sex with man is so repulsive that she would use a turkey baster with an unknown donner to inseminate herself in a Burger King bathroom.

I hope she doesn't give birth to a boy because the hell she'll put him through will be insane
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Old 12-07-2019, 01:26 PM   #5
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I wonder what kind of contamination resulted from using a paper cup.
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Old 12-07-2019, 02:22 PM   #6
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I wonder what kind of contamination resulted from using a paper cup.
Apparently she's gonna name the kid Dixie.
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Old 12-07-2019, 02:57 PM   #7
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Old 12-07-2019, 05:26 PM   #8
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I read that last night and was not impressed. Appalling her other attempts didn’t work out so she found a donor but her fertile days were about to pass. She figured she would get it any way she could except the old fashioned straight way.
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Old 12-07-2019, 05:34 PM   #9
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. She figured she would get it any way she could except the old fashioned straight way.
That tells you something about the mother.

Her opinion of men is so low that a paper cup full of jizz is preferable than picking up a guy in an out of town bar for a one night stand.


She's officially a worse mother than a drunk female college student because she can not even be bothered to have sex for the sake of her child.
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Old 12-07-2019, 05:39 PM   #10
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[*]When did shit like this start being considered "NEWS?"
My takeaway from this article. What a fucking waste of everyone's time.

TL;DR: She's infertile and didn't know because she doesn't have intercourse.

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Old 12-07-2019, 07:37 PM   #11
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Old 12-08-2019, 02:03 PM   #12
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She doesn't fuck men. Get over it. Lesbian women don't fuck men for the same reason straight men don't fuck men. It's not rocket science.
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Old 12-08-2019, 02:25 PM   #14
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She doesn't fuck men. Get over it. Lesbian women don't fuck men for the same reason straight men don't fuck men. It's not rocket science.
Wrap your small mind around this.

A. She's a woman and we're talking natural born with a working vagina. Not some fucking weirdo guy that believes he's one. All she needs is a dose of sperm in her cunt.

B. Even the most butt fucking ugly skank can get laid by walking into a bar and smiling at a guy.

C. She claims she was so desperate to have a baby that she would do anything to get pregnant. EXCEPT let a man stick his cock in her cunt because that's "GRoSS." Whereas a paper cup full of sperm from some unknown guy in a public bathroom is not gross.

This is a seriously fucked in the head broad. If she gives birth to a boy the hell she's going to put that child through each time she changes his diaper could be unreal.

So one day that boy will grow up and he'll be the next Jack The Ripper murdering women. Then all of her lesbian feminist friends will scream Toxic Masculinity and say men are savage animals.

FUCKED IN THE HEAD I SAY! And if anyone defending her is just a fucked in the head!
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Old 12-08-2019, 07:36 PM   #15
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I wonder what kind of contamination resulted from using a paper cup.
Yup. I recommend the use of a glass...

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So for her sex with man is so repulsive that she would use a turkey baster with an unknown donner to inseminate herself in a Burger King bathroom.

I hope she doesn't give birth to a boy because the hell she'll put him through will be insane
Yup and it won't be a big shocker when the boy is dressed up in a tutu wearing makeup before he's 7.


Britain’s First Trans Couple’s Child, 5, Also Beginning Transition

^ wonder where the poor kid got that idea from?
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Old 12-10-2019, 07:50 AM   #17
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What the fuck?
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  3. Can you imagine what kind of mother this nut is going to be?
about the time a transgender shot up a school, killed some kid and it's not news
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Yup and it won't be a big shocker when the boy is dressed up in a tutu wearing makeup before he's 7.


Britain’s First Trans Couple’s Child, 5, Also Beginning Transition

^ wonder where the poor kid got that idea from?
fuck!!!
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She doesn't fuck men. Get over it. Lesbian women don't fuck men for the same reason straight men don't fuck men. It's not rocket science.
they are trying to make it illegal for men to fuck women, possibly the next democratic president can get it on the books
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Yup and it won't be a big shocker when the boy is dressed up in a tutu wearing makeup before he's 7.
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they are trying to make it illegal for men to fuck women, possibly the next democratic president can get it on the books
My question to both of you is.

When are today's young men going to start to MAN UP and put an end to this bullshit?

I'm a little old to be declaring war on these pieces of shit.
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