One Day Special For GfYers ONLY - NO "Self Styhled Playas" - GoFuckYourself.com

dokk · 04-27-2003, 05:29 AM

There are several reasons I'm going to do this:

1. I aksed for help on GFY and I got it
2. Lens and me go back YEARS. We is bros.
3. I never thought I'd find myself saying this, i used to think you were a bunch of fucking idiots, but you guys are the BEST.
(a few of you suck ass and there's no hope for you but that's another topic).

So I have put together a special that will expire at exactly Midnight Eastern Time Tonight.

It will never be offered again.
It is not open to the "big boys"

Here is a list of what the package includes:

1. 1 year of top and bottom banner rotation on all months of webmastercalendar.com

2. 1 year of top banner rotation on amstation.com

3. 1 year of top banner rotation on ALBUMSIDE

4. 1 MONTH (everything else you get a year of, want to be clear on this one) of an ad produced by me (no extra charge) by you, your grandma or whoever. The commercials may be up to 2 minutes in length and will air at the EXact SAME TIME every day/night 24/7 for one month.

5. You have rights to take your time as to what month or when you wish to air it all the way up to a year. If you can't decide in a year what u want, u forfeit the commercial time. That's more than fair.

6. An automatic invitation to visit, use and enjoy my brand new dance club/studio/recording facility. Walk in with nothing and u can walk out with a finished product.

And now for the only bad news.. the price.. you knew there was gonna be a kicker right?

Smart fuckers.

So I'm gonna say this just once.

The TOTAL PACKAGE PRICE for one year, NOT ONE MONTH!

Is 250.00 (that's two hundred and fifty bucks for a year)

This deal expires exactly 24hrs from now, my east coast clock says 8:20 AM so this deal is CLOSED at exactly at 8:20 Monday April 27, 2003

I'm tired of the big guys getting all the airplay.
Life's been very good to me and I own all this shit and nobody owns me so I can do whatever the fuck I want.

I want to give the small guy a break. I still love you big guys but please stay out of this offer and let the smaller ops have it.

Your banners are guaranteed to be in rotation within 1 business day otherwise i'll keep your banners up and give you a refund.

Any questions my cell is 770-314-7548

Machete_ · 04-27-2003, 05:33 AM

I like webmastercalendar.com - good stuff

dokk · 04-27-2003, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk
I like webmastercalendar.com - good stuff

THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I was hoping the "average dude or dudettte would dig it and/or find it easy to use. I originally built it cause i couldn't keep up with my own shit. lol..

thanks mon ;-)

Machete_ · 04-27-2003, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

thanks mon ;-)

will you suck my dick now?

dokk · 04-27-2003, 05:38 AM

Woops almost forgot to mention:

Payment Terms: Paypal Only

Can have your banners up within an hour but what I need is a url from YOUR SERVER I can ref so that u don't have to email me to update your banner for you. Just change it on your own server and you're updated.

;;-)

dokk · 04-27-2003, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk

will you suck my dick now?

Only if you PROMISE you'll let me, then show up here so I can cut it off on live TV. So as soon as you can get here and sign the paper, yes I will suck your dick.

Any further dumass questions?

AdultNex · 04-27-2003, 05:41 AM

What're you average unique visitor stats for amstation.com and webmastercalendar.com?

dokk · 04-27-2003, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
What're you average unique visitor stats for amstation.com and webmastercalendar.com?

No idea. Everybody tells me they get great traffic and I pretty much believe em.

Now if you want me to furnish you EXACT stats, I'll be glad to but you'll have to pay my regular hourly rate, exact same as I charge for on air time. That's 250.00 an hour.

I can proably dig up the stats in an hr but it might take a little longer.

dokk · 04-27-2003, 05:46 AM

Or (if you want to) just go to webmastercalendar.com, keep clicking and you'll see most of the people who have signed on for a year.. maybe your requirements are higher but they are all extremely happy. ;-)

Or call any one of em.. and ask em...

stocktrader23 · 04-27-2003, 05:53 AM

Hey Dokk sounds awesome. Can you say what this entails?

"6. An automatic invitation to visit, use and enjoy my brand new dance club/studio/recording facility. Walk in with nothing and u can walk out with a finished product."

dokk · 04-27-2003, 06:00 AM

No I can't but Twinkley can and I'm sure she'll be able to answer any questions in that regard!!!

Anything she can't answer lmk and i'll fill in any blanks.

;-)

Digipimp · 04-27-2003, 06:01 AM

Kickass deal Dokk for sure. Thanks for you guys pumping up my site a bit when I was on a few weeks back. Do you happen to have ICQ?

stocktrader23 · 04-27-2003, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk
No I can't but Twinkley can and I'm sure she'll be able to answer any questions in that regard!!!

Anything she can't answer lmk and i'll fill in any blanks.

;-)

Ok, who's Twinkley?

kristin · 04-27-2003, 06:03 AM

Dokk...you rule buddy! Thanks for everything!

dokk · 04-27-2003, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
Kickass deal Dokk for sure. Thanks for you guys pumping up my site a bit when I was on a few weeks back. Do you happen to have ICQ?

I sure do! 4423464
Cell: 770-314-7548
Office: 770-965-0609

Open 24 hrs ;-)

dokk · 04-27-2003, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Ok, who's Twinkley?

Twinkley of the Adult Webmaster
Her radio show pillow talk airs on my network every fri at 3pm est sharp followed by the D-moneyshow.

You can reach her at:

[email protected]

dokk · 04-27-2003, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
Dokk...you rule buddy! Thanks for everything!

And I hope you know I wub u very much neighblet.

;-)))))

kristin · 04-27-2003, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk

And I hope you know I wub u very much neighblet.

;-)))))

and I love my Dokkster...Mexico my friend, Mexico...

dantheman · 04-27-2003, 01:18 PM

nice deal dokk

Dokk's one of the coolest, most down to earth guy I've met in this biz, complete gentleman and damn good at what he does

hey if your going down to new orleans next week(crawfish boil) email me, we can cannonball though miss

dannyh at simplecom dot net

European Lee · 04-27-2003, 01:21 PM

Dokk,

Ill have a peice of that for http://www.arsresources.com

You know my email addie for the invoice

Regards,

Lee

jact · 04-27-2003, 01:36 PM

dokk I'm game. Hit me up on ICQ 326603 or email ajhaines at jactcontent.com

dokk · 04-27-2003, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by European Lee
Dokk,

Ill have a peice of that for http://www.arsresources.com

You know my email addie for the invoice

Regards,

Lee

Hi Lee!

I don't bill for it, you get your invoice as soon as it's paid. fucking arthritis iskiling me today proably would fuck your thing up..

[email protected]

dokk · 04-27-2003, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman
nice deal dokk
Dokk's one of the coolest, most down to earth guy I've met in this biz, complete gentleman and damn good at what he does

hey if your going down to new orleans next week(crawfish boil) email me, we can cannonball though miss
dannyh at simplecom dot net

I started last night trying to rent an RV... damn hard to get one rezzed on the weekend so tomorrow am i'm goin out and get me one o' them thar wreckreeational veehickles.

;-)

asuna · 04-27-2003, 05:05 PM

bump

I don't haev $250 to spend tho lol

AaronM · 04-27-2003, 05:08 PM

Hey Dokk...Any particular reason that you are not answering your ICQ?

Digipimp · 04-27-2003, 05:24 PM

Hell of a guy to deal with and a great deal at that. He popped my little banner on there in no time and was cool as hell about everything. Thanks Dokk, best of luck on everything I appreciate the help!

asuna · 04-27-2003, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
Hell of a guy to deal with and a great deal at that. He popped my little banner on there in no time and was cool as hell about everything. Thanks Dokk, best of luck on everything I appreciate the help!

hit me up on icq

cash69 · 04-27-2003, 09:42 PM

icq me.................................. 116337464

twinkley · 04-29-2003, 09:40 AM

I'm twinkley!

You can reach me on ICQ at 72099798, on Aim at: Amazon Brujah or on Yahoo at xxxtwinkleyxxx

twinkley

All your answers are belong to me!

twinkley · 04-29-2003, 09:43 AM

Hey Dokk,

If you see this before I can get ya on ICQ - shoot me a message, I have something you might be interested in

twinkley

LeeNoga · 04-29-2003, 10:12 AM

Dokk ya doing the RV thang? They are wonderful!

04-27-2003, 05:29 AM	#1
dokk Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Negril, Jamaica Posts: 723	One Day Special For GfYers ONLY - NO "Self Styhled Playas" There are several reasons I'm going to do this: 1. I aksed for help on GFY and I got it 2. Lens and me go back YEARS. We is bros. 3. I never thought I'd find myself saying this, i used to think you were a bunch of fucking idiots, but you guys are the BEST. (a few of you suck ass and there's no hope for you but that's another topic). So I have put together a special that will expire at exactly Midnight Eastern Time Tonight. It will never be offered again. It is not open to the "big boys" Here is a list of what the package includes: 1. 1 year of top and bottom banner rotation on all months of webmastercalendar.com 2. 1 year of top banner rotation on amstation.com 3. 1 year of top banner rotation on ALBUMSIDE 4. 1 MONTH (everything else you get a year of, want to be clear on this one) of an ad produced by me (no extra charge) by you, your grandma or whoever. The commercials may be up to 2 minutes in length and will air at the EXact SAME TIME every day/night 24/7 for one month. 5. You have rights to take your time as to what month or when you wish to air it all the way up to a year. If you can't decide in a year what u want, u forfeit the commercial time. That's more than fair. 6. An automatic invitation to visit, use and enjoy my brand new dance club/studio/recording facility. Walk in with nothing and u can walk out with a finished product. And now for the only bad news.. the price.. you knew there was gonna be a kicker right? Smart fuckers. So I'm gonna say this just once. The TOTAL PACKAGE PRICE for one year, NOT ONE MONTH! Is 250.00 (that's two hundred and fifty bucks for a year) This deal expires exactly 24hrs from now, my east coast clock says 8:20 AM so this deal is CLOSED at exactly at 8:20 Monday April 27, 2003 I'm tired of the big guys getting all the airplay. Life's been very good to me and I own all this shit and nobody owns me so I can do whatever the fuck I want. I want to give the small guy a break. I still love you big guys but please stay out of this offer and let the smaller ops have it. Your banners are guaranteed to be in rotation within 1 business day otherwise i'll keep your banners up and give you a refund. Any questions my cell is 770-314-7548

04-27-2003, 05:53 AM	#10
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	Hey Dokk sounds awesome. Can you say what this entails? "6. An automatic invitation to visit, use and enjoy my brand new dance club/studio/recording facility. Walk in with nothing and u can walk out with a finished product." __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

04-27-2003, 06:01 AM	#12
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	Kickass deal Dokk for sure. Thanks for you guys pumping up my site a bit when I was on a few weeks back. Do you happen to have ICQ? __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

04-27-2003, 06:03 AM	#14
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Dokk...you rule buddy! Thanks for everything! __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

04-27-2003, 01:18 PM	#19
dantheman OG Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,308	nice deal dokk Dokk's one of the coolest, most down to earth guy I've met in this biz, complete gentleman and damn good at what he does hey if your going down to new orleans next week(crawfish boil) email me, we can cannonball though miss dannyh at simplecom dot net __________________ M3server.com VPS>Get your 2nd month free Ded>$100 off your 2nd month since 1996 icq-25135623 dannyh at~m3server DOT com

04-27-2003, 05:33 AM	#2
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	I like webmastercalendar.com - good stuff

04-27-2003, 05:38 AM	#5
dokk Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Negril, Jamaica Posts: 723	Woops almost forgot to mention: Payment Terms: Paypal Only Can have your banners up within an hour but what I need is a url from YOUR SERVER I can ref so that u don't have to email me to update your banner for you. Just change it on your own server and you're updated. ;;-)

04-27-2003, 05:41 AM	#7
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	What're you average unique visitor stats for amstation.com and webmastercalendar.com?

04-27-2003, 05:46 AM	#9
dokk Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Negril, Jamaica Posts: 723	Or (if you want to) just go to webmastercalendar.com, keep clicking and you'll see most of the people who have signed on for a year.. maybe your requirements are higher but they are all extremely happy. ;-) Or call any one of em.. and ask em...

04-27-2003, 06:00 AM	#11
dokk Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Negril, Jamaica Posts: 723	No I can't but Twinkley can and I'm sure she'll be able to answer any questions in that regard!!! Anything she can't answer lmk and i'll fill in any blanks. ;-)

04-27-2003, 01:21 PM	#20
European Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Daytona Beach Posts: 7,133	Dokk, Ill have a peice of that for http://www.arsresources.com You know my email addie for the invoice Regards, Lee __________________ YOUR TRAFFIC IS SAFE WITH US - CONDOM CASH PUTTING THE GAY ADULT INDUSTRY ON YOUR PC!! AFFORDABLE 2257 COMPLIANT GAY + BI CONTENT

04-27-2003, 01:36 PM	#21
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	dokk I'm game. Hit me up on ICQ 326603 or email ajhaines at jactcontent.com __________________ Free agent

04-27-2003, 05:05 PM	#24
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	bump I don't haev $250 to spend tho lol __________________

04-27-2003, 05:08 PM	#25
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,912	Hey Dokk...Any particular reason that you are not answering your ICQ?

04-27-2003, 05:24 PM	#26
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	Hell of a guy to deal with and a great deal at that. He popped my little banner on there in no time and was cool as hell about everything. Thanks Dokk, best of luck on everything I appreciate the help! __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

04-27-2003, 09:42 PM	#28
cash69 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: chandler, az Posts: 1,052	icq me.................................. 116337464

04-29-2003, 09:40 AM	#29
twinkley Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Pueblo, CO Posts: 807	I'm twinkley! You can reach me on ICQ at 72099798, on Aim at: Amazon Brujah or on Yahoo at xxxtwinkleyxxx twinkley All your answers are belong to me!

04-29-2003, 09:43 AM	#30
twinkley Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Pueblo, CO Posts: 807	Hey Dokk, If you see this before I can get ya on ICQ - shoot me a message, I have something you might be interested in twinkley

04-29-2003, 10:12 AM	#31
LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	Dokk ya doing the RV thang? They are wonderful!