Looking for penguin or polar bear jokes - GoFuckYourself.com

vglover · 04-08-2003, 02:09 PM

Do you know a good one?
Please post here, my friend is leaving to a cold place and I want to give him some jokes before he leaves.

Thanks

marty · 04-08-2003, 06:47 PM

An ice-bear family is sitting on an iceberg.

"Mum, who is my father?" asks the young ice-bear.
"Don't be stupid. It's the ice-bear sitting right there!" mum replies.

"Mum, who was my grandfather?"
"It's your fathers dad. He was a great ice-bear!"

"Mum, who was my great grandfather?"
"Son, you come from a very long line of great ice-bears. Why are you asking?"

"Because i'm bloody cold!"

RedShoe · 04-08-2003, 06:54 PM

Ask Labret. I'm sure if anyone has good jokes it's that guy.

NetRodent · 04-08-2003, 06:59 PM

A penguin had to take his car for engine repair. The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong. The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream. When the two hours was up the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car. When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin replied, "NO way, thats vanilla ice-cream!"

vglover · 04-09-2003, 12:12 AM

Thanks

04-08-2003, 02:09 PM	#1
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04-08-2003, 06:59 PM	#4
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	A penguin had to take his car for engine repair. The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong. The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream. When the two hours was up the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car. When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replied, "NO way, thats vanilla ice-cream!" __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

04-09-2003, 12:12 AM	#5
vglover Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 117	Thanks __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

04-08-2003, 06:47 PM	#2
marty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,656	An ice-bear family is sitting on an iceberg. "Mum, who is my father?" asks the young ice-bear. "Don't be stupid. It's the ice-bear sitting right there!" mum replies. "Mum, who was my grandfather?" "It's your fathers dad. He was a great ice-bear!" "Mum, who was my great grandfather?" "Son, you come from a very long line of great ice-bears. Why are you asking?" "Because i'm bloody cold!"