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badmunchkin · 04-03-2003, 10:12 PM

Most girls seem to like it gentle IMO but I recently dated a stripper who liked it rough & to be bitten HARD. She was sexually abused as a child (shocker!), I guess that's probably why - I thought it was kinda weird. Anyone else here ever have a girl who liked it like that?

Kanoealoha · 04-03-2003, 10:23 PM

mmm seems like no one eats pussy...

iroc409 · 04-03-2003, 10:24 PM

i just want bangbangbang.

LadyMischief · 04-03-2003, 10:25 PM

I try a bit of everything until I hear that little gasp that tells me I'm on the right track.. all women are different and should be addressed so orally

And as for the question, I eat pussy REALLY FUCKING WELL. :P

badmunchkin · 04-03-2003, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
I try a bit of everything until I hear that little gasp that tells me I'm on the right track.. all women are different and should be addressed so orally

And as for the question, I eat pussy REALLY FUCKING WELL. :P

Right on, Lady!

And let me say that I'm really hoping right about now that you're not one of those dudes who just uses a feminine nick? The world will be a much better place if you tell me that you really are a girl...

dirtyone · 04-03-2003, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by badmunchkin
Right on, Lady! And let me say that I'm really hoping right about now that you're not one of those dudes who just uses a feminine nick? The world will be a much better place if you tell me that you really are a girl...

She really is a woman... or thats a really sexy dude in her pics.

LadyMischief · 04-03-2003, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by badmunchkin
Right on, Lady! And let me say that I'm really hoping right about now that you're not one of those dudes who just uses a feminine nick? The world will be a much better place if you tell me that you really are a girl...

No, I'm quite female in real life. I'm a mommy type person and a wife.. also a raving pussy monster! Roar.

Exxxotica · 04-03-2003, 10:43 PM

I eat pussy like I eat my girlfriends cooking.

...I avoid it if I can, and when I do... it's just to be polite.

Tala · 04-03-2003, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
I try a bit of everything until I hear that little gasp that tells me I'm on the right track.. all women are different and should be addressed so orally

And as for the question, I eat pussy REALLY FUCKING WELL. :P

Indeed so!

And so do I!

Gimmy · 04-03-2003, 10:44 PM

real men don't eat pussy

dirtyone · 04-03-2003, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by Gimmy
real men don't eat pussy

Show me a man that doesn't eat pussy and I'll show you a woman I can have.

mrthumbs · 04-03-2003, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by dirtyone

Show me a man that doesn't eat pussy and I'll show you a woman I can have.

nofx · 04-03-2003, 10:49 PM

I just stick my head down there and she moves my head around

eating pussy while drunk is the best thing ever

badmunchkin · 04-03-2003, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by dirtyone

Show me a man that doesn't eat pussy and I'll show you a woman I can have.

Damn straight!

Tala · 04-03-2003, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by dirtyone

Show me a man that doesn't eat pussy and I'll show you a woman I can have.

My husband doesn't do it, but you can't have me.

It tickles the hell out of me, no matter who does it or how well they think they do it. I've never been able to stand it, personally. Good thing hubby and I don't fight over THAT.

badmunchkin · 04-03-2003, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief

No, I'm quite female in real life. I'm a mommy type person and a wife.. also a raving pussy monster! Roar.

ahhh, the planets align, all is right in the world & the universe becomes as one...

fnet · 04-03-2003, 10:51 PM

Massage
Two hands and a chin
Then I lick the alphabet... in Japanese

badmunchkin · 04-04-2003, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by fnet
Massage
Two hands and a chin
Then I lick the alphabet... in Japanese

interesting technique, grasshopper...

Cheshire · 04-04-2003, 10:40 AM

My dead givaway of him being on 'the right track' is when I grab my thigh.

It's really strange, I can't help it ~ I just SMACK my right hand onto my right thigh and hold on.

jimmyf · 04-04-2003, 10:52 AM

God I love eating pussy, just fucking love it. Can and do eat it for extended periods of time. Love it when a woman tells me, ok that's enough, by then I'm usually just getting warmed up. I keep on eating, sucking, snd licking, until there ass is floping and bucking around so much.... enough... got's to email this squirter, get her over here.

Cyber3 · 04-04-2003, 10:59 AM

I don't eat pussy, thats a girls job,

I have a big dick thats my job,

All the guys I know who woman claim they give good oral all have small dicks

baddog · 04-04-2003, 10:59 AM

I like mine with biscuits and gravy

adamneve · 04-04-2003, 10:59 AM

with Chocolate syrup on the side....

Hen · 04-04-2003, 10:59 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by badmunchkin
[B]"Most girls seem to like it gentle IMO but I recently dated a stripper who liked it rough & to be bitten HARD. "

Hen · 04-04-2003, 11:01 AM

<----needed to throw that in.

llooll

badmunchkin · 04-04-2003, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by Cyber3
I don't eat pussy, thats a girls job,

I have a big dick thats my job,

All the guys I know who woman claim they give good oral all have small dicks

maybe those women are trying to give you a hint, dude. "hey this other guy I was with wasn't as big as you but he gave Really Good Oral - HINT, HINT, HINT." Most women are much more likely to cum from oral then intercourse, it's a biological fact, the clit is the female version of the penis so with intercourse you're barely even stimulating that 'lil nubbin which is the source of most female orgasms...

fnet · 04-04-2003, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by Cyber3
I don't eat pussy, thats a girls job,

I have a big dick thats my job,

All the guys I know who woman claim they give good oral all have small dicks

I don't wanna to know how you "gleaned" the cock size of each and every one of those "buddies" of yours who "give good oral".

But you're absolutely right- my dick is really really tiny. A cocktail pickle. It's almost a clitoris. Really.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-04-2003, 11:11 AM

like lady I try to find out what the particular woman likes and I go with it.

For me personally..please lick. I like some sucking but I have a big clit and it gets really sensitive and a wrongly timed suck can take me back to square one. However, slow licks might take a bit to get me off but I promise you it will be worth it.

Cyber3 · 04-04-2003, 11:12 AM

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maybe those women are trying to give you a hint, dude

Nah I let her bring home other girls for that

Cyber3 · 04-04-2003, 11:14 AM

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I don't wanna to know how you "gleaned" the cock size of each and every one of those "buddies" of yours who "give good oral".

It's easy their girlfriends/wives tell me, if I had a small dick I would be a pussy eating muther fucker

badmunchkin · 04-04-2003, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Cyber3

Nah I let her bring home other girls for that

oh, well, that works too! So the girls get her primed & you finish the job, you lucky bastard!

Are you actually Hugh Hefner?

Cyber3 · 04-04-2003, 11:25 AM

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oh, well, that works too! So the girls get her primed & you finish the job, you lucky bastard! Are you actually Hugh Hefner?

I just got lucky, she played for the other team if you know what I mean, so some good bang bang brought her back from the dark side

So I don't go south like I said it's not my job

badmunchkin · 04-04-2003, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Cyber3

I just got lucky, she played for the other team if you know what I mean, so some good bang bang brought her back from the dark side

So I don't go south like I said it's not my job

Bro, you haven't brought her over from the other side if she's still bringing girls home every night. She's just using you (hahaha) for one thing. You're an experiment. You could probably bring her all the way over to your team if you could do it all, y'know. Like I am pretty damn good at eating pussy & I actually like doing it & I'm not small, though I ain't Tommy Lee either - but it's better to have a few tricks up your sleeve then just bangbangbang.

el_greco · 04-04-2003, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
I eat pussy like I eat my girlfriends cooking.

...I avoid it if I can, and when I do... it's just to be polite.

dirtyone · 04-04-2003, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Cyber3
I don't eat pussy, thats a girls job,

I have a big dick thats my job,

All the guys I know who woman claim they give good oral all have small dicks

How the hell do you know how big thier dicks are?

FATPad · 04-04-2003, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by dirtyone

How the hell do you know how big thier dicks are?

Eating pussy is a girl's job.

Finding out his friends' dick size is his job evidently.

What a weird world.

badmunchkin · 04-04-2003, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by dirtyone

How the hell do you know how big thier dicks are?

hahaha, he doesn't eat pussy 'cuz he's too busy sucking dick!

(J/K)

LadyMischief · 04-04-2003, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Indeed so!

And so do I!

*swoon*

TheViper · 04-04-2003, 12:09 PM

"ummmmm.....I prefer the dick" LOLOLOLOL

Sarah_Jayne · 04-04-2003, 12:19 PM

i am continually amazed by the limits others have

badmunchkin · 04-04-2003, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
For me personally..please lick. I like some sucking but I have a big clit and it gets really sensitive and a wrongly timed suck can take me back to square one. However, slow licks might take a bit to get me off but I promise you it will be worth it.

Is that an invitation?

Sarah_Jayne · 04-04-2003, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by badmunchkin
Is that an invitation?

as long as your nickname doesn't really mean that you are bad at munchin ;)

stanton · 04-05-2003, 12:01 AM

Check out my avatar

baddog · 04-05-2003, 03:11 AM

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Originally posted by stanton
Check out my avatar

your avatar?

Sarah_Jayne · 04-05-2003, 08:25 AM

i think he thinks that the words under his name is his avatar.

fnet · 04-05-2003, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
i think he thinks that the words under his name is his avatar.

He is spamming, spamming, spamming. It's probably a referral link to <a href="http://www.stormpay.com/?77327">StormPay</a>, the PayPal replacement guys with the deep referral tree.

Tala · 04-05-2003, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by fnet

He is spamming, spamming, spamming. It's probably a referral link to <a href="http://www.stormpay.com/?77327">StormPay</a>, the PayPal replacement guys with the deep referral tree.

He may be spamming, but that's not where the link goes. It's heading to Paypalsucks.com....unlike your link, which leads to your ref page at Stormpay.

fnet · 04-05-2003, 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
He may be spamming, but that's not where the link goes. It's heading to Paypalsucks.com....unlike your link, which leads to your ref page at Stormpay.

Yes, you busted me. No one click that link! Your sig is growing...

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	My dead givaway of him being on 'the right track' is when I grab my thigh. It's really strange, I can't help it ~ I just SMACK my right hand onto my right thigh and hold on. __________________ just a little bit naughty

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jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	God I love eating pussy, just fucking love it. Can and do eat it for extended periods of time. Love it when a woman tells me, ok that's enough, by then I'm usually just getting warmed up. I keep on eating, sucking, snd licking, until there ass is floping and bucking around so much.... enough... got's to email this squirter, get her over here. __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

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04-04-2003, 10:59 AM	#22
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04-04-2003, 10:59 AM	#24
Hen Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 113	[QUOTE]Originally posted by badmunchkin [B]"Most girls seem to like it gentle IMO but I recently dated a stripper who liked it rough & to be bitten HARD. "

04-04-2003, 11:01 AM	#25
Hen Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 113	<----needed to throw that in. llooll

04-04-2003, 11:11 AM	#28
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	like lady I try to find out what the particular woman likes and I go with it. For me personally..please lick. I like some sucking but I have a big clit and it gets really sensitive and a wrongly timed suck can take me back to square one. However, slow licks might take a bit to get me off but I promise you it will be worth it.

04-04-2003, 12:09 PM	#39
TheViper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: the streets. Posts: 2,560	"ummmmm.....I prefer the dick" LOLOLOLOL

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	i think he thinks that the words under his name is his avatar.