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2MuchMark · 12-03-2015, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

no shit right? the funniest part though is the need to make-up the notion that she's smart.

she's smart because she tells fart jokes? riiiiiiiiiight, that's a ********** level thought process.

LOL! Sucks to be you, especially when you run out of excuses. Nice try anyway.

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Originally Posted by izombie

Ya'll are idiots I would totally fuck her and she's funny as hell, you know she has to be a total freak in bed.

I know, right? Total cutie.

dyna mo · 12-03-2015, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

LOL! Sucks to be you, especially when you run out of excuses. Nice try anyway.

I know, right? Total cutie.

excuses? you're the one assuming amy schumer is smart. she's cute because she's smart is the lamest fucking excuse a guy tells a guy about a girl.

that's the excuse guys use to explain to their buddies why they're fucking an unattractive chick. you're too fucking obtuse to even see that.

Choopa Phil · 12-03-2015, 10:29 AM

Ahh sure feels good to be with a woman who's both smart (dentist) and takes care of their body (lifts/trains with me).

Mark all things considered it's smart to be healthy and in shape. You know since you only have one body and all. Imagine what she'll look like in 5 years...WOOF

BlackCrayon · 12-03-2015, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

Ahh sure feels good to be with a woman who's both smart (dentist) and takes care of their body (lifts/trains with me).

Mark all things considered it's smart to be healthy and in shape. You know since you only have one body and all. Imagine what she'll look like in 5 years...WOOF

people obsessed with fitness are highly annoying. no offense. i like to take care of myself but people who are so into it seem to be kind of obsessive compulsive types.

Choopa Phil · 12-03-2015, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

people obsessed with fitness are highly annoying. no offense. i like to take care of myself but people who are so into it seem to be kind of obsessive compulsive types.

I'm sorry that me training 4x a week to stay in shape is considered obsessive. I'll be sure to modify my daily routine of being healthy so that you're not annoyed. I think its funny that people who say they take care of themselves usually look the same day in and day out at the gym. I like to make progress. Progress takes commitment. You make it seem like I wont eat a cookie or a piece of cake lol.

BlackCrayon · 12-03-2015, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

I'm sorry that me training 4x a week to stay in shape is considered obsessive. I'll be sure to modify my daily routine of being healthy so that you're not annoyed. I think its funny that people who say they take care of themselves usually look the same day in and day out at the gym. I like to make progress. Progress takes commitment. You make it seem like I wont eat a cookie or a piece of cake lol.

it was nothing to you personally, really. just more of a general comment. health/fitness nut types tend to think they are better than others and seem to be addicted to working out. you don't sound like the extreme type i am talking about though, i don't think 4 times a week is obsessive. i'd say 1-2 hours daily would be.

Choopa Phil · 12-03-2015, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

it was nothing to you personally, really. just more of a general comment. health/fitness nut types tend to think they are better than others and seem to be addicted to working out. you don't sound like the extreme type i am talking about though, i don't think 4 times a week is obsessive. i'd say 1-2 hours daily would be.

4-5 times a week 60-90 minutes a session. I also bike, snowboard, ski, longboard, hike, etc. I like to stay active and healthy...if im obsessed then so be it. Ill take this over being overweight and riddled with health problems.

Bodybuilders are a different story all together. The majority are drug addicts with poor self image.

BlackCrayon · 12-03-2015, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

4-5 times a week 60-90 minutes a session. I also bike, snowboard, ski, longboard, hike, etc. I like to stay active and healthy...if im obsessed then so be it. Ill take this over being overweight and riddled with health problems.

Bodybuilders are a different story all together. The majority are drug addicts with poor self image.

like those are the only two ways to live? either super health/fitness conscious or overweight? you obviously want to be viewed as this. its an image your like to portray to others i guess.

CDSmith · 12-03-2015, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

I will not date a woman who is not into health/fitness.

I was like that when I was 30.

20+ years later I'm more into women who are into coffee, classic rock, and morning sex.

:D

Choopa Phil · 12-03-2015, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

like those are the only two ways to live? either super health/fitness conscious or overweight? you obviously want to be viewed as this. its an image your like to portray to others i guess.

Never said those were the 2 ways to live. I know for a fact that if I ate what I do now and did nothing I would become overweight. I pretty much workout so I can eat whatever the hell I want and still look good naked. I'm not forcing my lifestyle upon you or anyone so stop putting words in my mouth.

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I was like that when I was 30.

20+ years later I'm more into women who are into coffee, classic rock, and morning sex.

:D

Been like this for 10 years and found a woman who really enjoys the outdoors and being as active as I do. Been together 5 years, getting engaged soon so I don't think my mindset will ever change in regards to that. She likes coffee, edm, and morning sex. Thats close enough ;)

iDa · 12-03-2015, 11:56 AM

nice pics

dyna mo · 12-03-2015, 12:01 PM

i can steer the conversation with a gal to or away from anything. i cannot steer what kind of sex i like. i like what i like. i can talk documentaries and global warming all day long but 1) that doesn't turn me on and more importantly 2) it doesn't turn any girl on, and most importantly 3) certainly wouldn't replace enjoyable sex.

Choopa Phil · 12-03-2015, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i can steer the conversation with a gal to or away from anything. i cannot steer what kind of sex i like. i like what i like. i can talk documentaries and global warming all day long but 1) that doesn't turn me on and more importantly 2) it doesn't turn any girl on, and most importantly 3) certainly wouldn't replace enjoyable sex.

Be all sorts of distracted by waves of extra skin and rolls. "hey that's my belly button"

DoubleDreams · 12-29-2024, 05:48 AM

this cash

Rochard · 12-31-2024, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Amy Schumer and Serena Williams in Pirelli calendar - CNN.com

She's awesome.

Yeah, I'm in. I'd hit it.

Major (Tom) · 12-31-2024, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Yeah, I'm in. I'd hit it.

Rochoax is in on everything schumer… chuck too

DoubleDreams · 01-01-2025, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob

This.

I second that

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 01-03-2025, 08:33 PM

99% of the men in this board should be happy someone will still bang you.

All talking shit about a normal-built woman. You've been in dreamland too long, none of those porn models are fucking you without getting paid.

pamon · 01-03-2025, 11:30 PM

kinda looked as i imagined a loud obnoxious blonde with an attitude. yep, seen it and don't wanna resee it

JesseQuinn · 01-04-2025, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

99% of the men in this board should be happy someone will still bang you.

All talking shit about a normal-built woman. You've been in dreamland too long, none of those porn models are fucking you without getting paid.

that vid you posted about her earlier was funny. never found her funny tbh, more basic. but that clip was funny

into women but I grew up in the era of heroin chic. thinner the better, both for myself and others

tendons, muscles, wrist bones, ribs, clavicles...don't get me started. male and female

that said, was curious once and picked up this large lady down to play with me and my guy joined in after he set up the night for us and she invited him in

she had the most gorgeous symmetrical face, devious smile, eyes that lit up and ish

Black women carry weight differently, not all up in the stomach. I gain an ounce it shows up there

my azz I had to make through muscle cuz the white/Native mix shows no love

anyway, was a fucking blast. all that flesh frightened me at first (and I was the one who invited her) and then it was just on. my husband liked thin too, but got into it cuz I did and just a magical night not to be re-created

it was special

ironically I felt fat that night cuz I ate something and after everything she slept over and we had a good talk about that/body image in general. and then I fell asleep on her boobs

I don't find Schumer sexually attractive on face. not into white blondes though have many friends who are. would I ever dream of shaming their bodies? fuck no. beautiful women inside and out who know how to get their freak on or just live their lives however they want

suspect she had a role in those poses, to show what a larger lady looks like when not tryna style for the camera to pretend to be thin. give her all the props for that

MMG I'd fuck ya in a heartbeat =p

Speigelau · 01-06-2025, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pamon

kinda looked as i imagined a loud obnoxious blonde with an attitude. yep, seen it and don't wanna resee it

That pic is 10 years old, just like this thread. This is her now.

She has Cushing syndrome where the body overproduces cortisol which in turn makes one crave sweet, fatty foods.

pamon · 01-06-2025, 05:56 PM

Oh yeah that’s a ton better lol.

CaptainHowdy · 01-06-2025, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Posting that should be a bannable offense ...

. . .

2MuchMark · 01-06-2025, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Speigelau

That pic is 10 years old, just like this thread. This is her now.

She has Cushing syndrome where the body overproduces cortisol which in turn makes one crave sweet, fatty foods.

Awww... oh well.

Huggles · 01-06-2025, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Speigelau

She has Cushing syndrome where the body overproduces cortisol which in turn makes one crave sweet, fatty foods.

Yes yes, much like myself with Douching syndrome where the body overproduces partisol which in turn makes one crave hardcore liquor and drugs!

Retiree · 01-07-2025, 02:00 AM

I never understood how she became famous and a comedian...nothing she ever said was funny.

Retiree · 01-07-2025, 06:42 AM

Funny how all the leftists on the board think she is hot...this must be some Woke Playboy kind of shit.

2MuchMark · 01-07-2025, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Retiree

Funny how all the leftists on the board think she is hot...this must be some Woke Playboy kind of shit.

I don't think I would have ever called her hot, but she was attractive. I prefer tall skinny chicks but she was ""interesting" because she was funny, and seemed smart and confident.

Confidence goes a long way. I was in a bar a few weeks ago and this tall woman walked in, wearing a business suit. She walked in like she owned the place, and I couldn't take my eyes off of her. Not the cutest, not the sexiest, and yet, 1000% sexy.

Retiree · 01-07-2025, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

I don't think I would have ever called her hot, but she was attractive. I prefer tall skinny chicks but she was ""interesting" because she was funny, and seemed smart and confident.

Confidence goes a long way. I was in a bar a few weeks ago and this tall woman walked in, wearing a business suit. She walked in like she owned the place, and I couldn't take my eyes off of her. Not the cutest, not the sexiest, and yet, 1000% sexy.

Oh, I agree there. Confident business women can be very sexy.

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