Canadians: Why Are Canadian Strip Clubs So Great? - GoFuckYourself.com

The Porn Nerd · 01-28-2014, 01:41 AM

I was watching a Family Guy episode - and you know Family Guy is THE place to go to get the best information, eh? - and they were saying how Canadian strip clubs are the best in the world. True? Why is that?

I'm talking Toronto and Montreal, places I could actually get to (not Vancouver). So what makes Canadian strip clubs "special" as compared to US clubs? Here in the US we seem to either have "glitzy" Las Vegas-style strip clubs with lots of music and flash and NO TOUCHING (what fun is that?) OR skanky, sleazy, touch 'em and maybe more (in the "Champagne Room", where there's never any champagne unless that's the name of the stripper dry-humping your leg for $400+).

What's it like in, say, Montreal? Maybe time for a field trip (research only, of course). Educate me, eh?

Pseudonymous · 01-28-2014, 01:47 AM

The obvious one, all stripclubs here are full nude (& serve alcohol)

Which i believe isn't the case in the US , correct?

Mutt · 01-28-2014, 01:56 AM

It's more than just full nude and alcohol, it's full contact lap dancing and in many many Canadian strip clubs you can buy sex off the dancers. Not legal but the busts on stripclubs are infrequent.

JFK · 01-28-2014, 02:04 AM

They offer bacon with admission

Mr.K · 01-28-2014, 02:14 AM

The best strip club experience I ever had was in Montreal.
3 girls at once - 3 songs - $120

Alcohol was served and the show was full nude. They even did a lesbian show.

Couldn't believe that....

just a punk · 01-28-2014, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Pseudonymous

The obvious one, all stripclubs here are full nude (& serve alcohol)

The same in Russia. Full nudity, serving alcohol and you can touch the girls just where you want (just don't forget to put a tip into her garter)

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Originally Posted by Mutt

in many many Canadian strip clubs you can buy sex off the dancers.

90% of Moscow strip clubs work this way.

slapass · 01-28-2014, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

It's more than just full nude and alcohol, it's full contact lap dancing and in many many Canadian strip clubs you can buy sex off the dancers. Not legal but the busts on stripclubs are infrequent.

My experience equals this. In the states you can do most of the above but it is usually just 2 or 3 of the things above versus the norm to get that whole package.

Alex1776 · 01-28-2014, 03:08 AM

Club Supersex in Montreal has supermodel-caliber dancers.

Tom.K · 01-28-2014, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

It's more than just full nude and alcohol, it's full contact lap dancing and in many many Canadian strip clubs you can buy sex off the dancers. Not legal but the busts on stripclubs are infrequent.

to buy a sex was offered to me in every strip club in san francisco. just they were asking 800$ for that so I decided to get drunk instead.

stephane76 · 01-28-2014, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.K

The best strip club experience I ever had was in Montreal.
3 girls at once - 3 songs - $120

Alcohol was served and the show was full nude. They even did a lesbian show.

Couldn't believe that....

Mine were in Paris and Budapest

Montreal Clubs were 'ok' (at least the ones I went to)

Dmcontent · 01-28-2014, 06:07 AM

Toronto clubs are fun, best blowjobs right there

x-rate · 01-28-2014, 06:31 AM

I'm from Montreal area and all I can say is that strip club off the Montreal island are much better that the one on the island!

bronco67 · 01-28-2014, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

It's more than just full nude and alcohol, it's full contact lap dancing and in many many Canadian strip clubs you can buy sex off the dancers. Not legal but the busts on stripclubs are infrequent.

The idea of fucking the girl you just watched do a pole dance is a good reason to go to a strip club. I was spoiled for US clubs after going to a Mexican strip club, where I was able to point out a girl to the management and say "I want the one who looks like Salma Hayek". What's the point of getting all worked up watching a hot girl dance? If you're going to leave with no money, you should at least be able to get rid of your hardon too.

fris · 01-28-2014, 06:47 AM

cause you can touch during a lap dance, and fuck for a few bucks i guess

John-ACWM · 01-28-2014, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.K

The best strip club experience I ever had was in Montreal.
3 girls at once - 3 songs - $120

Alcohol was served and the show was full nude. They even did a lesbian show.

Couldn't believe that....

What a treat

The Porn Nerd · 01-28-2014, 11:15 AM

Wow - sounds like a trip must be planned.

But how much $$$ is the real key. Going to Budapest or Mexico or Costa Rica I would think you would get more "bang for your buck".

Elli · 01-28-2014, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Wow - sounds like a trip must be planned.

But how much $$$ is the real key. Going to Budapest or Mexico or Costa Rica I would think you would get more "bang for your buck".

The Canadian dollar is falling right now. And hey, Montreal. It's awesome.

_Richard_ · 01-28-2014, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli

The Canadian dollar is falling right now. And hey, Montreal. It's awesome.

huey · 01-28-2014, 06:41 PM

because Canadian strippers prefer blow over meth.

2MuchMark · 01-28-2014, 11:01 PM

Canadian girls are more beautiful of course.

Proven fact.

CyberHustler · 01-28-2014, 11:40 PM

Granted I only went to Kingston Canada, but the strip clubs sucked... worse ones I ever been to. Terrible.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-28-2014, 11:52 PM

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