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Pornkings · 03-04-2003, 11:08 PM

what Gay sites out there convert well? sites not programs

I have 2 great new gay sites that are kicking ass www.tweakingtwinks.com and www.uboys.com

there's just not enough Gay talk around here so whoever has balls Post up

What gay niche's are converting and working for you?

what are the top Gay TGP's?

this thread is to talk about Gay Biz only..

don't be shy its time to cum out of the Closet

Turboface · 03-04-2003, 11:10 PM

This thread is gay.

DrewKole · 03-04-2003, 11:12 PM

hmm.... =)

SetTheWorldonFire · 03-04-2003, 11:12 PM

while we're at it! let's talk trannies

nunny · 03-04-2003, 11:12 PM

top asian gay site is www.vietgay.com

KRL · 03-04-2003, 11:15 PM

RamRod, BackDoorBoys, HardStud, TrueMaleCelebs

DrewKole · 03-04-2003, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nunny
top asian gay site is www.vietgay.com

Actually its not. =)

Sly_RJ · 03-04-2003, 11:15 PM

Ebony studs are doing very well. But you already know that.

MetaformX · 03-04-2003, 11:24 PM

I don't like the gays. They are always sticking stuff up my butt.

Triple 6 · 03-04-2003, 11:28 PM

archer · 03-04-2003, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
while we're at it! let's talk trannies

let's not

trannies ain't gay

twinks always sell, cum rain or cum shine

nothing like a boy (18+ of course) fresh from the farm!

Gary · 03-04-2003, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer

let's not trannies ain't gay

twinks always sell, cum rain or cum shine
nothing like a boy (18+ of course) fresh from the farm!

agreed

i love the twink cock

x3guide · 03-04-2003, 11:33 PM

bfcollection.com

FlyingIguana · 03-04-2003, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
This thread is gay.

what he said

MetaformX · 03-04-2003, 11:35 PM

My father still thinks I'm gay. It's been 10 years since I last took it in the ass, and he just won't cut me any slack, still saying im gay. i mean wtf?

Rocky · 03-04-2003, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary

agreed

i love the twink cock

hmmm...that's not what you said when my wrinkled old ball sack was resting on your chin

MetaMan · 03-04-2003, 11:36 PM

cocksmoker

Pornkings · 03-04-2003, 11:37 PM

Whats up you guys we can't talk about the biz on the gay side.

I posted before asking for advise on Our download plus and only a few had some good idea's for it. So the way I see it most of you don't know how to make a dime. so its better to sit back a learn or don't and keep making your beer and bud money

I would really like to know what are the best sites out there, tgp's to advertise what's converting lately etc.

MetaformX · 03-04-2003, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
what Gay sites out there convert well? sites not programs

I have 2 great new gay sites that are kicking ass www.tweakingtwinks.com and www.uboys.com

there's just not enough Gay talk around here so whoever has balls Post up

What gay niche's are converting and working for you?

what are the top Gay TGP's?

this thread is to talk about Gay Biz only..

don't be shy its time to cum out of the Closet

Roger, those are some nice designs on the gay sites btw. I have as much gay traffic right now as I do vaginas, or else I would send it your way.

DrewKole · 03-04-2003, 11:40 PM

Just msg me tomorrow, I'll chat with ya if you really wanna know Roger.

Pornkings · 03-04-2003, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
Just msg me tomorrow, I'll chat with ya if you really wanna know Roger.

sounds good we have sites and we do well in the Gay but it's been a long time since i personally focused on it. and I'm sure we can do better.
we are giving Pornkings a major face lift with new programs,banners,sites, hosted galleries etc.

Its 2003 and My goal is to do over 2000 sales a day.

I look forward to talking with you I know you've been focusing on it alot.

DrewKole · 03-04-2003, 11:53 PM

Cool beans just gimme a buzz on ICQ, and if you prefer I'll throw you my landline, and we can throw some ideas about.

Centurion · 03-04-2003, 11:53 PM

Gay is GREAT!

Centurion · 03-04-2003, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
My father still thinks I'm gay. It's been 10 years since I last took it in the ass, and he just won't cut me any slack, still saying im gay. i mean wtf?

You haven't had sex for 10 years?
Oh you poor guy you! It's time you get back in circulation!

Pornkings · 03-05-2003, 12:02 AM

taste the rainbow

so no one wants to to talk biz ok. I'll just go back to spamming
LOL

MetaformX · 03-05-2003, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion

You haven't had sex for 10 years?
Oh you poor guy you! It's time you get back in circulation!

see, now your starting to sounds like my dad too.

asuna · 03-05-2003, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
taste the rainbow

so no one wants to to talk biz ok. I'll just go back to spamming
LOL

I sent ya another email, from yahoo!

nicowest · 03-05-2003, 12:17 AM

are are the best tgp :

gaythumbs.nl
bestgaytgp.com
cloland.com
thumbosaurus.com
gaybeef.com
welovecock.com

Marcus · 03-05-2003, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
while we're at it! let's talk trannies

I have a gay site and never sold 1 tranny membership.

I sell a lot of facials, muscles and video sites.

Pornkings · 03-05-2003, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nicowest
are are the best tgp :

gaythumbs.nl
bestgaytgp.com
cloland.com
thumbosaurus.com
gaybeef.com
welovecock.com

thanks alot

if your running a gay tgp contact me Roger at Pornkings.com
Or anyone with a gay tgp I'm looking for Banner spots.

I bought all the traffic I could from cybercat inc but they broker all the big straight tgp's does anyone broker all the big gay tgp"s?

Centurion · 03-05-2003, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX

see, now your starting to sounds like my dad too.

That might be..but as they say..."a hard man is GOOD to find!"

picindex · 03-05-2003, 12:27 AM

I am also interested in this info.

[email protected]

European Lee · 03-05-2003, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nicowest
are are the best tgp :

gaythumbs.nl
bestgaytgp.com
cloland.com
thumbosaurus.com
gaybeef.com
welovecock.com

LMAOPIP,

Ok if thats what you think

Roger, drop Gary-Alan from http://www.gaywidewebmasters.com an email if anyone knows the gay markets its him he has been working them since late '96 and for all intents and purposes, he *IS* the gay adult market when it comes to webmasters, ask any of the big sponsors Maxcash (incidently he ran all their gay sites for a number of years) Badpuppy, Men On The Net, ARS, they will all tell you about GA.

Sorry but IMHO NO-ONE knows the gay markets like he does regardless of what people will tell you.

Regards,

Lee

JeremySF · 03-05-2003, 12:34 AM

What the Hell Did You Cram Up My Anus Last Night?

By Kyle Fitzer
Oooooh. Gahhh. I'm really paying for it this time.

I tell you, I've got to start being more careful. I'm not getting any younger.

I don't even remember: What exactly did I cram in my anus last night? It feels like I drove a Mack truck through there. Thank God for Bufferin.

I've never really thought of myself as a big-time anal crammer, or the kind of guy who can out-cram everyone else at a party. I'll usually stuff, you know, a couple of travel-size shampoos and maybe a harmonica in there, just to be social. And sure, on New Year's Eve or some special occasion, I might loosen up and put in a can of soup or some Beanie Babies. But I'm hardly a brass-colon daredevil like that guy in the Guinness book who crammed a washing machine.

Boy, I hope I can remember what I stuffed up there last night. I'm sure it'll make a great story on Monday. I'm pretty sure it was squarish in shape: There are eight distinct pain points that feel equidistant from each other. But what would cause that? A Rubik's Cube? A stack of 10 or so CDs? An alarm clock? I just don't know.

Obviously, heading into the evening, I didn't plan to cram anything terribly big up my ass. But who ever does? It's always the same, you know: You go to a party, they put out some cheese, a few fruit wedges?no problem. But then somebody hands you a broomstick, and you think, "Oh, what the hey!" Next thing you know, you're waking up the next morning wondering if you'll ever shit straight again.

Oh, sure, back in college, I could cram with the big boys. I was a fraternity man; how could I not? I remember this one mixer with the Tri-Delts. I crammed five bottles of Coors and won $80. The only reason I won, though, was that Big Rooney wasn't there that night. Whoa, that guy could cram things in his anus! I once saw him shove 16 pool balls in his ass and completely close his sphincter around them. He was a monster! Today, he's a broker for Schwab Insurance, the last thing any of us would have guessed, believe me.

Anyway, my point is, those days are far behind me. Nowadays, I'm lucky to get the collected works of T.S. Eliot up there?softbound!

I should note that I don't actually endorse this kind of behavior. I'm just telling you what goes on. I'm also trying not to be unrealistic. I realize that as long as there are anuses, there will be people cramming things up them. But I want to urge everyone reading this, especially young people, that if you're going to cram stuff up your anus, please do it responsibly.

Could it have been one of those Chinese tea tins? This is gonna drive me crazy. I hope I can figure it out without having to go around the house seeing what's missing.

I think last night will have to be my last great hurrah as an anal crammer. Next time someone offers me a Hickory Farms Deluxe Gift Basket, I'll just say no. Or if I do decide to do it, I'll be sure to slowly cram it one item at a time. After all, you can't help growing old, but you can do it gracefully, right? From now on, I'm setting some limits to my cramming, like a videocassette or two once a month and maybe a raccoon on my birthday. And, of course, the usual cup of spiced tea on Christmas morning with the rest of the family.

But definitely no more ironing boards. I'm pushing 35, for God's sake.

JeremySF · 03-05-2003, 12:34 AM

OutPersonals converts great!

http://outpersonals.com/go/b9743

JeremySF · 03-05-2003, 12:36 AM

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything?I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too?big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife?even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But, believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures?like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

Pornkings · 03-05-2003, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by European Lee

LMAOPIP,

Ok if thats what you think

Roger, drop Gary-Alan from http://www.gaywidewebmasters.com an email if anyone knows the gay markets its him he has been working them since late '96 and for all intents and purposes, he *IS* the gay adult market when it comes to webmasters, ask any of the big sponsors Maxcash (incidently he ran all their gay sites for a number of years) Badpuppy, Men On The Net, ARS, they will all tell you about GA.

Sorry but IMHO NO-ONE knows the gay markets like he does regardless of what people will tell you.

Regards,

Lee

thanks Lee
I know Gary we used to swap alot of gay traffic when he worked for Maxcash.
I didn't know he had his own thing going now. Like i said I havn't been active in the gay market for a while.
we used to do a shit load of gay sales on Manzone and Boyzone
but lost focus on it this past year.

thanks

EscortBiz · 03-05-2003, 12:39 AM

next week www.LocalMaleEscorts.com will be open for biz :-)

Still workin on it

Pornkings · 03-05-2003, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
next week www.LocalMaleEscorts.com will be open for biz :-)

Still workin on it

do you want to swap any exit traffic?
Hit me up if you are interested

Damian_Maxcash · 03-05-2003, 12:41 AM

Dont do the gay TGP's but these link lists get the best traffic......

www.hunkhunter.com
www.manpics2000.com
www.altagay.com
www.hunkmen.com

www.menonthenet.com is a bit of a joke these days

Edited to change to www.linkmeallover.ca NOT .com

vapewiz · 03-05-2003, 12:44 AM

there is no gay traffic for sale move on

Pornkings · 03-05-2003, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by damian2001
Dont do the gay TGP's but these link lists get the best traffic......

www.hunkhunter.com
www.manpics2000.com
www.linkmeallover.com
www.altagay.com
www.hunkmen.com

www.menonthenet.com is a bit of a joke these days

now we are getting somewhere.
thanks alot guys

Is http://www.cruisingforsex.com/ still a good place to advertise we used to by alot of traffic of it and it did great back in the day. then it didn't do as well so we dropped it.
Has anyone tried it out lately?

EscortBiz · 03-05-2003, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

do you want to swap any exit traffic?
Hit me up if you are interested

Sure thing ill hit you up next week,

BluMedia · 03-05-2003, 12:51 AM

Our high school twink site converts really well, http://www.hsboys.com. Has a flash and html tour.

=)

Damian_Maxcash · 03-05-2003, 12:52 AM

Dont hit the linkmeallover link....... popup hell

I forgot, it is www.linkmeallover.ca not .com

vapewiz · 03-05-2003, 12:58 AM

If you folks are serious about some gay traffic trades hit me up tomorrow... ICQ: 19519408

slavdogg · 03-05-2003, 01:44 AM

gay traffic is not what it once was,
however we still do great with zooted.com

dig420 · 03-05-2003, 02:03 AM

don't be shy its time to cum out of the Closet
-----------------

Roger are those hordes of women just a front? Are you trying to tell us something here?

Dawgy · 03-05-2003, 02:08 AM

roger hit me up tomorrow.... 1148977 or on the AIM u have

Pornkings · 03-05-2003, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
don't be shy its time to cum out of the Closet
-----------------

Roger are those hordes of women just a front? Are you trying to tell us something here?

Remember what I said at dinner the other day. LOL

Shit I wish I was gay I would'nt have to put up with all these woman who don't do shit anymore just care about themselves and what they can get.

I clean, I taken them out to eat and I do my own laundry.
what do they do? nothing

Just Joking I'm just bitching

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Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	Whats up you guys we can't talk about the biz on the gay side. I posted before asking for advise on Our download plus and only a few had some good idea's for it. So the way I see it most of you don't know how to make a dime. so its better to sit back a learn or don't and keep making your beer and bud money I would really like to know what are the best sites out there, tgp's to advertise what's converting lately etc. __________________ Pornkings.com Last edited by Pornkings; 03-04-2003 at 11:39 PM..

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03-05-2003, 12:34 AM	#34
JeremySF Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,236	What the Hell Did You Cram Up My Anus Last Night? By Kyle Fitzer Oooooh. Gahhh. I'm really paying for it this time. I tell you, I've got to start being more careful. I'm not getting any younger. I don't even remember: What exactly did I cram in my anus last night? It feels like I drove a Mack truck through there. Thank God for Bufferin. I've never really thought of myself as a big-time anal crammer, or the kind of guy who can out-cram everyone else at a party. I'll usually stuff, you know, a couple of travel-size shampoos and maybe a harmonica in there, just to be social. And sure, on New Year's Eve or some special occasion, I might loosen up and put in a can of soup or some Beanie Babies. But I'm hardly a brass-colon daredevil like that guy in the Guinness book who crammed a washing machine. Boy, I hope I can remember what I stuffed up there last night. I'm sure it'll make a great story on Monday. I'm pretty sure it was squarish in shape: There are eight distinct pain points that feel equidistant from each other. But what would cause that? A Rubik's Cube? A stack of 10 or so CDs? An alarm clock? I just don't know. Obviously, heading into the evening, I didn't plan to cram anything terribly big up my ass. But who ever does? It's always the same, you know: You go to a party, they put out some cheese, a few fruit wedges?no problem. But then somebody hands you a broomstick, and you think, "Oh, what the hey!" Next thing you know, you're waking up the next morning wondering if you'll ever shit straight again. Oh, sure, back in college, I could cram with the big boys. I was a fraternity man; how could I not? I remember this one mixer with the Tri-Delts. I crammed five bottles of Coors and won $80. The only reason I won, though, was that Big Rooney wasn't there that night. Whoa, that guy could cram things in his anus! I once saw him shove 16 pool balls in his ass and completely close his sphincter around them. He was a monster! Today, he's a broker for Schwab Insurance, the last thing any of us would have guessed, believe me. Anyway, my point is, those days are far behind me. Nowadays, I'm lucky to get the collected works of T.S. Eliot up there?softbound! I should note that I don't actually endorse this kind of behavior. I'm just telling you what goes on. I'm also trying not to be unrealistic. I realize that as long as there are anuses, there will be people cramming things up them. But I want to urge everyone reading this, especially young people, that if you're going to cram stuff up your anus, please do it responsibly. Could it have been one of those Chinese tea tins? This is gonna drive me crazy. I hope I can figure it out without having to go around the house seeing what's missing. I think last night will have to be my last great hurrah as an anal crammer. Next time someone offers me a Hickory Farms Deluxe Gift Basket, I'll just say no. Or if I do decide to do it, I'll be sure to slowly cram it one item at a time. After all, you can't help growing old, but you can do it gracefully, right? From now on, I'm setting some limits to my cramming, like a videocassette or two once a month and maybe a raccoon on my birthday. And, of course, the usual cup of spiced tea on Christmas morning with the rest of the family. But definitely no more ironing boards. I'm pushing 35, for God's sake. __________________ ICQ: 176050593 / AIM: JerSF2000 "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." ---------------------------------------------

03-05-2003, 12:36 AM	#36
JeremySF Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,236	Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock? Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything?I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too?big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock! What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife?even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But, believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures?like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that. __________________ ICQ: 176050593 / AIM: JerSF2000 "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." ---------------------------------------------

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03-05-2003, 12:41 AM	#40
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03-05-2003, 12:44 AM	#41
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03-05-2003, 02:03 AM	#48
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03-05-2003, 02:08 AM	#49
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