I got my duct tape. I'm ready for those terrorist bitches! - GoFuckYourself.com

ADL Colin · 02-14-2003, 04:59 PM

Are you the MacGyver of your neighborhood?

Using only items commonly found in a household and a few hundred dollars spending budget, what would be a way to achieve reasonable protection in a normal middle class home against common terrorist attacks? How long would these measures protect one for?

stocktrader23 · 02-14-2003, 05:00 PM

Umm, I could punch a hole in a window covered in duct tape. If this is supposed to help when a bomb hits good luck.

Jer · 02-14-2003, 05:02 PM

God is Brazilian, we are safe here.

NO WAR

Scott McD · 02-14-2003, 05:02 PM

Yeah, we haven't been told of all this 'duct tape' shit...

Don't think it would really catch on either...

TheDr · 02-14-2003, 05:03 PM

I saw a story (local TV) about using duct tape in the advent of a radiological attack, cracked me up.

Crap I need to learn to spill

funkmaster · 02-14-2003, 05:06 PM

... when the nuclear bomb explodes ... just duck and cover ... you´ll be fine !!

ADL Colin · 02-14-2003, 05:08 PM

"Duck and Cover". Man, I was really afraid of "the Russians" when I was a kid.

Wizzo · 02-14-2003, 05:09 PM

Damn, I got mine, wrapped my body from head to toe...I'm safe!

TheDr · 02-14-2003, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin
"Duck and Cover". Man, I was really afraid of "the Russians" when I was a kid.

Ya I remember Tuesdays when the sirens went off and we all got under our desks MAHAHAHAHAHA.

Jer · 02-14-2003, 05:14 PM

3M is making a fortune

<IMX> · 02-14-2003, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin
"Duck and Cover". Man, I was really afraid of "the Russians" when I was a kid.

Those films are hilarious.

progex · 02-14-2003, 05:37 PM

The duct tape rumor was hilarious... I can't believe there are people so stupid to go out and buy some duct tape.

RedShoe · 02-14-2003, 06:07 PM

For those of who missed it, but would love to see what all the old folks are talking about, go rent the Atomic Cafe.

It's awesome. I like how it shows the footage of the house being atomized and then kids just ducking and covering against a curb. They play the house footage in slowmotion, and you can see the paint, start to blister a little, then it smokes and ignites, then the house starts to bow inwards until it can't even hold shape anymore, and boom, the whole house gets blown away. Then on the same video it tells kids that if they are riding their bikes that they should get off and take cover under a blanket or next to a curb, or other concrete shelter. Yeah, that should keep you safe.

haggard · 02-14-2003, 06:09 PM

like jimmy kimmel said...

you might as well duct tape your head if you think it's really gonna work.

Pornkings · 02-14-2003, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by haggard
like jimmy kimmel said...

you might as well duct tape your head if you think it's really gonna work.

No shit I can't believe they told people to do that.

Who makes duck tape I should invest

ServerGenius · 02-14-2003, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin
Are you the MacGyver of your neighborhood?

Using only items commonly found in a household and a few hundred dollars spending budget, what would be a way to achieve reasonable protection in a normal middle class home against common terrorist attacks? How long would these measures protect one for?

Assuming your house will still stand after a blast and assuming
that the duct tape really seals off your house for any contagious
material and assuming that while the contagious stuff will stay
outside while fresh clean and healthy oxygen can still come in
do you really think you can stay in that room for lets say the next
60 years?

DynaMite

Naughty · 02-14-2003, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DynaSpain
do you really think you can stay in that room for lets say the next
60 years?

DynaMite

Colin can do anything, don't you pay attention?

NoCarrier · 02-14-2003, 06:43 PM

You can use duct tape for your ass, in case you have diarrhea.

If not, well, I don't believe anthrax or ricin or whatever WMD will ever be used by terrorists. You need a lot of knowledge to be able to spread it correctly (AND IT IS DAMN HARD TO DO SO). It is fucking hard to spread that kind of stuff even if you are a professionnal a scientist or whatever! I would be more worried about the flu than anything else. And I am being dead serious.

asuna · 02-14-2003, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
You can use duct tape for your ass, in case you have diarrhea.

If not, well, I don't believe anthrax or ricin or whatever WMD will ever be used by terrorists. You need a lot of knowledge to be able to spread it correctly (AND IT IS DAMN HARD TO DO SO). It is fucking hard to spread that kind of stuff even if you are a professionnal a scientist or whatever! I would be more worried about the flu than anything else. And I am being dead serious.

Why are you so knowlegable on this?

wethoney · 02-14-2003, 06:45 PM

Small Pox is just like the FLU

Herb Kornfield · 02-14-2003, 06:47 PM

I got me a duct tape pimp suit biatches.........

kenny · 02-14-2003, 06:49 PM

There is a million uses for duct tape, I just cant think of any that could be a benift during a terrorist attack..

Centurion · 02-14-2003, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wethoney
Small Pox is just like the FLU

HuH? Oh..get smallpox..take a couple days off from work taking aspirin and sleeping a lot..and you're back on your feet?

Not even fuckin's close to being the same!

Kimmykim · 02-14-2003, 06:52 PM

Hey Colin, how do you know those terrorists are bitches? Is this some kind of whacked out game theory you got?

NoCarrier · 02-14-2003, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wethoney
Small Pox is just like the FLU

If you get smallpox, you have 33% chance of dying. Compared to the flu, smallpox is horrible. No, the flu is much better. Each year, influenza and influenza-related pneumonia kill an estated 20,000 to 40,000 people in the United States.

With smallpox, imagine 30% of the united stated wiped out in a couple of months if nobody gets the vaccine. In the event of a nuclear war back in the 80's. Soviet union prepared warheads full of smallpox to kill the american survivors of a nuclear war.

Now, do you still think that the flu is the same?

And you don't get those with flu:

kenny · 02-14-2003, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Hey Colin, how do you know those terrorists are bitches? Is this some kind of whacked out game theory you got?

Its kind of a form of slang..

NoCarrier · 02-14-2003, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna

Why are you so knowlegable on this?

I've read articles about it. It's not like smallpox, you can't infect everyone if there is an attack. And it's VERY difficult to spread it.

LadyMischief · 02-14-2003, 07:07 PM

My grandmother has three solutions for everything. Duct tape, WD40 and Krazy Glue. I'm sure those could get us through terrorist attacks, too.

detoxed · 02-14-2003, 07:32 PM

duct tape can you used to afro-engineer many things.

directfiesta · 02-14-2003, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
3M is making a fortune

It's part of Bush plan to jumpstart the US economy ....

phogirl69 · 02-14-2003, 09:21 PM

I was just wondering... everyone's laughing that duct tape doesn't work...... But I was wondering, if you seal your whole house off and its air tight, how are the germs going to get inside the house? Or are the germs so small they can crawl under the duct tape? I'm really paranoid

And won't you suffocate, if all the windows are duct taped for a long time??

sumphatpimp · 02-14-2003, 09:47 PM

instead of all this comotion, why not just duct tape the mouth on that yo-yo in the white house?

he don't know what the hell he is doing, and he will not get reelected

no matter how much his daddy rigs the election

Kimmykim · 02-14-2003, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
My grandmother has three solutions for everything. Duct tape, WD40 and Krazy Glue. I'm sure those could get us through terrorist attacks, too.

Tell ya gramma to call me, I think she and I might hit it off

sinmaster · 02-14-2003, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
I was just wondering... everyone's laughing that duct tape doesn't work...... But I was wondering, if you seal your whole house off and its air tight, how are the germs going to get inside the house? Or are the germs so small they can crawl under the duct tape? I'm really paranoid

And won't you suffocate, if all the windows are duct taped for a long time??

You would have a hard time sealing a house to protect against this stuff. not only windows to seal but also the underneath, any vents (furnace) any water/sewer pipes and their venting. And If you did manage to seal a house 100% air tight, yes you would eventually run out of oxygen.
The news in my area said to get plastic and duct tape it over the windows. This would just slow down the process.
Fuck it, if I am going to die I sure don't want to drag it out.

Gemini · 02-15-2003, 04:05 AM

Best option is to seal yourself into the kitchen with some covered 5 gal buckets and TP. Make sure to have quite a few gallons of water already filled. Depending on thew size of the kitchen will tell you how long you have oxygen. Depends on how many folks are in there as well.

Biological - chemical would pass by within a few hours unless the air is dead still outside (which would not even allow the stuff to ever be launched right? lol)

Any atomic weapon they might have in the states undoubtedly wouldn't be anything large enough to do the decimation like the training films show.

Odds are in your favor to survive it at any rate. We lived in the times while in elementary school, we had the duck and cover drills for atomic attacks. Scared the bejesus out of us. So after they quit having us do THAT drill, they changed it to a 'tornado drill'... like we'd not be any more afraid of THAT one. :D

Come to think of it, you have LESS odds in a tornado than any attack from the tango...errr terrosists.

Now if we can survive the foot of SNOW we are in process of getting...

Sarah_Jayne · 02-15-2003, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
instead of all this comotion, why not just duct tape the mouth on that yo-yo in the white house?

02-14-2003, 04:59 PM	#1
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	I got my duct tape. I'm ready for those terrorist bitches! Are you the MacGyver of your neighborhood? Using only items commonly found in a household and a few hundred dollars spending budget, what would be a way to achieve reasonable protection in a normal middle class home against common terrorist attacks? How long would these measures protect one for? __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink" Last edited by ADL Colin; 02-14-2003 at 05:14 PM..

02-14-2003, 05:00 PM	#2
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	Umm, I could punch a hole in a window covered in duct tape. If this is supposed to help when a bomb hits good luck. __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

02-14-2003, 05:02 PM	#4
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	Yeah, we haven't been told of all this 'duct tape' shit... Don't think it would really catch on either... __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

02-14-2003, 05:03 PM	#5
TheDr Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: CO, USA Posts: 108	I saw a story (local TV) about using duct tape in the advent of a radiological attack, cracked me up. Crap I need to learn to spill Last edited by TheDr; 02-14-2003 at 05:06 PM..

02-14-2003, 05:08 PM	#7
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	"Duck and Cover". Man, I was really afraid of "the Russians" when I was a kid. __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

02-14-2003, 05:02 PM	#3
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	God is Brazilian, we are safe here. NO WAR

02-14-2003, 05:06 PM	#6
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	... when the nuclear bomb explodes ... just duck and cover ... you´ll be fine !!

02-14-2003, 05:09 PM	#8
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	Damn, I got mine, wrapped my body from head to toe...I'm safe! __________________ Looking for Opportunity!

02-14-2003, 05:14 PM	#10
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	3M is making a fortune Last edited by Jer; 02-14-2003 at 05:19 PM..

02-14-2003, 05:37 PM	#12
progex Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 405	The duct tape rumor was hilarious... I can't believe there are people so stupid to go out and buy some duct tape. __________________ Putting on the money hat Veteran Adult Webmaster Playa ... Since Feb 2001

02-14-2003, 06:07 PM	#13
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	For those of who missed it, but would love to see what all the old folks are talking about, go rent the Atomic Cafe. It's awesome. I like how it shows the footage of the house being atomized and then kids just ducking and covering against a curb. They play the house footage in slowmotion, and you can see the paint, start to blister a little, then it smokes and ignites, then the house starts to bow inwards until it can't even hold shape anymore, and boom, the whole house gets blown away. Then on the same video it tells kids that if they are riding their bikes that they should get off and take cover under a blanket or next to a curb, or other concrete shelter. Yeah, that should keep you safe. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

02-14-2003, 06:09 PM	#14
haggard Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 469	like jimmy kimmel said... you might as well duct tape your head if you think it's really gonna work. __________________ <img src="http://home.hawaii.rr.com/hobble/robman2.jpg"> the bossman cometh...

02-14-2003, 06:43 PM	#18
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	You can use duct tape for your ass, in case you have diarrhea. If not, well, I don't believe anthrax or ricin or whatever WMD will ever be used by terrorists. You need a lot of knowledge to be able to spread it correctly (AND IT IS DAMN HARD TO DO SO). It is fucking hard to spread that kind of stuff even if you are a professionnal a scientist or whatever! I would be more worried about the flu than anything else. And I am being dead serious. __________________

02-14-2003, 06:45 PM	#20
wethoney So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,032	Small Pox is just like the FLU

02-14-2003, 06:47 PM	#21
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	I got me a duct tape pimp suit biatches.........

02-14-2003, 06:49 PM	#22
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	There is a million uses for duct tape, I just cant think of any that could be a benift during a terrorist attack..

02-14-2003, 06:52 PM	#24
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Hey Colin, how do you know those terrorists are bitches? Is this some kind of whacked out game theory you got?

02-14-2003, 07:07 PM	#28
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	My grandmother has three solutions for everything. Duct tape, WD40 and Krazy Glue. I'm sure those could get us through terrorist attacks, too. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

02-14-2003, 07:32 PM	#29
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	duct tape can you used to afro-engineer many things.

02-14-2003, 09:21 PM	#31
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	I was just wondering... everyone's laughing that duct tape doesn't work...... But I was wondering, if you seal your whole house off and its air tight, how are the germs going to get inside the house? Or are the germs so small they can crawl under the duct tape? I'm really paranoid And won't you suffocate, if all the windows are duct taped for a long time??

02-14-2003, 09:47 PM	#32
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	instead of all this comotion, why not just duct tape the mouth on that yo-yo in the white house? he don't know what the hell he is doing, and he will not get reelected no matter how much his daddy rigs the election

02-15-2003, 04:05 AM	#35
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Best option is to seal yourself into the kitchen with some covered 5 gal buckets and TP. Make sure to have quite a few gallons of water already filled. Depending on thew size of the kitchen will tell you how long you have oxygen. Depends on how many folks are in there as well. Biological - chemical would pass by within a few hours unless the air is dead still outside (which would not even allow the stuff to ever be launched right? lol) Any atomic weapon they might have in the states undoubtedly wouldn't be anything large enough to do the decimation like the training films show. Odds are in your favor to survive it at any rate. We lived in the times while in elementary school, we had the duck and cover drills for atomic attacks. Scared the bejesus out of us. So after they quit having us do THAT drill, they changed it to a 'tornado drill'... like we'd not be any more afraid of THAT one. :D Come to think of it, you have LESS odds in a tornado than any attack from the tango...errr terrosists. Now if we can survive the foot of SNOW we are in process of getting... __________________ <center><a target="_blank" href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac"><img border="0" src="http://216.130.172.224/gfy/gsig.gif" width="490" height="100"></a><br><a href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac" target="_blank"><b><font face="Arial"><font color="#FF99FF"> Buy me away from Slavedriver Smokey!<br>It's May Sig Sweeps!<font></b></center>