Valentines...Schmalentines!! - GoFuckYourself.com

RedShoe · 02-13-2003, 06:16 PM

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http://www.geocities.com/steakandbj/index.html

This guy claims that men's valenitne's day is Feb 13th. I heard March 16th, and March 20th.

From his page:
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Steak And Blowjob Day

Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other.

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out.

That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created. "February 13th" is now officially Steak and Blowjob Day.

Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ.

That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable "February 13th".

Its like a perpetual love machine! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world and, of course, Steak and BJs.
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cold_ice · 02-13-2003, 07:10 PM

Maybe we should have a whole month or the first 13 days of February and if the ladies do a good job we will hook them up on the 14th, if not they dont get shit

02-13-2003, 07:12 PM

March 16th outta be it! Ma birthday

02-13-2003, 06:16 PM	#1
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Valentines...Schmalentines!! American men UNITE!! http://www.geocities.com/steakandbj/index.html This guy claims that men's valenitne's day is Feb 13th. I heard March 16th, and March 20th. From his page: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Steak And Blowjob Day Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. "February 13th" is now officially Steak and Blowjob Day. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable "February 13th". Its like a perpetual love machine! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world and, of course, Steak and BJs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

02-13-2003, 07:10 PM	#2
cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	Maybe we should have a whole month or the first 13 days of February and if the ladies do a good job we will hook them up on the 14th, if not they dont get shit

02-13-2003, 07:12 PM	#3
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	March 16th outta be it! Ma birthday