Consumption Junction.com's New Ad - GoFuckYourself.com

MarcWomack · 02-12-2003, 02:23 PM

In an effort to appease those offended by our previous ad, we hired a consultant to design a new ad. The results are in and we're certain that no one will be offended:

SquarePants · 02-12-2003, 02:24 PM

That's even worse!!!

picindex · 02-12-2003, 02:24 PM

asuna · 02-12-2003, 02:25 PM

I'm allergic to cats, take that shit off

greentea · 02-12-2003, 02:26 PM

Much better! and 3 *** from me

CDSmith · 02-12-2003, 02:28 PM

But, you then sold that kitten to a Chinese restaraunt, right?

RIGHT???

greentea · 02-12-2003, 02:28 PM

Ted Hickman from prohosters would approve. hahaha

Mr.Teen · 02-12-2003, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by ConsumptionJunction
In an effort to appease those offended by our previous ad, we hired a consultant to design a new ad. The results are in and we're certain that no one will be offended:

That should be ted from prohosters ad.

bauhaus · 02-12-2003, 02:30 PM

Now thats the youngest PUSSY I have seen on this board...please for all our sakes take that shit off unless you have a verified (with photo ID that pussy looks YOUNG) Model Release form

greentea · 02-12-2003, 02:30 PM

Actually better yet why not put the cat tosser ted hickman in the ad?

SquarePants · 02-12-2003, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
Actually better yet why not put that ted hickman in the ad? Ted the cat tosser hickman

lagwagon · 02-12-2003, 02:33 PM

thats great.

eroswebmaster · 02-12-2003, 02:40 PM

who cares about politically correct? I don't.

I still don't think the first ad was funny at all?

Not because it was offensive, the only offensive thing about it was the lack of witty text.

Rick Latona · 02-12-2003, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
But, you then sold that kitten to a Chinese restaraunt, right?

RIGHT???

CDSmith - This could be arranged. Do you have a particular restaurant in mind?

PersianKitty · 02-12-2003, 03:16 PM

arrrgghhh

kitty porn!

Dawgy · 02-12-2003, 03:17 PM

you used a cat but not a dog too

you dog-hater.

xxxjay · 02-12-2003, 03:25 PM

Rick / Mark don't cave in for these pussies - the original CJ add was the BOMB - fuck all of you pussy asses that got offended

if you are even posting on a PORN MESSAGE BOARD named GOD FUCK YOURSELF - you should check your moral sensablities at the futha' fuckin' door

CJ, you know i got your back - yo' nigga from the ATL
Jay

darnit · 02-12-2003, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
arrrgghhh

kitty porn!

damm pk ya beat me to it!

Yo Adrian · 02-12-2003, 03:39 PM

HungSolo · 02-12-2003, 03:40 PM

StacyCat · 02-12-2003, 05:02 PM

Aww, thats the poor kitty from the "God kills a kitten poster!" You cat killer!

Kimmykim · 02-12-2003, 05:18 PM

Is that a bonsai kitty by any chance ;)

Rick Latona · 02-12-2003, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Is that a bonsai kitty by any chance ;)

Yes. That would be the famous Bonzai Kitten. Kudos for noticing, Kim.

PerfectionGirls · 02-12-2003, 05:39 PM

Smatt Asses! haha

Kimmykim · 02-12-2003, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by Rick Latona

Yes. That would be the famous Bonzai Kitten. Kudos for noticing, Kim.

That's me, always watching what the other guy's up to ;)

Pipecrew · 02-12-2003, 05:46 PM

How do i get off this consumption junction ad email list? Sorta tired of getting them

CDSmith · 02-12-2003, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
How do i get off this consumption junction ad email list? Sorta tired of getting them

Rick --- send his to me from now on, I like getting CJ mails and I never seemed to have gotten these last few.

GimmeGimmeGimmeGimmeGimme

pr0 · 02-12-2003, 06:17 PM

the CJ guys fucking rock

OY · 02-15-2003, 01:16 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... Kitten!

Me love to eat!

MetaMan · 02-15-2003, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona

CDSmith - This could be arranged. Do you have a particular restaurant in mind?

haha here in calgary we have a swiss chalet next to a pet hospital,

that aint chicken!

Sappy · 02-15-2003, 02:25 AM

I think the first ad was fine. Sure it was offensive, but isn't that part of CJ's whole pitch?

CDSmith · 02-15-2003, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
haha here in calgary we have a swiss chalet next to a pet hospital,

that aint chicken!

Ya? Here in Winnipeg we have a donut shop next to a police station.

Them 'r PIGS.

02-12-2003, 02:23 PM	#1
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