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So Fucking Banned
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Whats the longest you've gone down on a woman?
I must say I'm pretty damn proud of myself on this one. Last night I surpassed my own record for eating pussy, 3 1/2 hours with one 10 minute break.
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36 hours
Is what it took for me to get born |
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52 hours.
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So Fucking Banned
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i can beat 3 hours with a bottle of whiskey
12 hours/3 rounds, of non stop sex, after one big bottle of jim bean ![]() |
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6 hours, but thats cause i fell asleep. She thought i was amazing
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So Fucking Banned
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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30 seconds... Yeah... Im that good!
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5 days, but it was with my old french teachers, it was so hard to sperm over
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ex-TeenGodFather
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An hour or so.. that makes my fucking jaw and tongue scream in pain.
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OU812
Join Date: Feb 2001
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I've eaten one hell of a lot of pussy, and have found VERY few women that let me eat her for more than an hour... at one setting, without a break. had few that tried 2 crush my skull with there thunder thighs because I wouln't stop.
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So Fucking Banned
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Either you're lying, or you suck at oral.
Repeated orgasms (in short intervals) give them a good feeling, but they feel like they're going to pass out, and eventually (if you're doing it right), tell you to stop after 10 minutes because they can't take it anymore. Ask any girl that gets oral to confirm this. Secondly, I would imagine that it would get numb after 1-2 hours of continuous licking. The point is to make her cum, if she can do this for 3 hours straight, then she falls in the weird category. Thirdly, if you're doing it right, they come a lot, if you're doing it for 3 hours as you say you do, then she should run out of juices to push out around 45 minutes to 1 hour, at which point she wants to take a break. Lastly, oral is supposed to be foreplay. If it takes you 3 hours before you she lets you give her the dick, then either you suck at oral or she has some weird condition that limits her feeling down there. Two solutions, find a new girlfriend that doesn't have this 'condition' or find a new set of people to bullshit.
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Ahhh get outta here 6 hours, 20 hours, etc. If you know what you're doing you should be able to give a woman a fantastic orgasm in well under an hour. And then one, maybe two more.
After that like the other post said, everything diminishes in terms of Big O levels.
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with an old girlfriend over an hour... maybe 2, she was howling and loving it the whole time and when i came up i had a goatee of her juice on my face... that was the last time i ever went down on her tho because it stunk... i later realized that the odor stemmed from her being an inefficient asswiper
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I agree with missing... thats the way the last girl i was dating was...
Could multiple about 6-7 times each time, and then felt like she was gonna pass out or so we had to take a 30 min break, ;) |
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If you watch any of our video's.................You will NEVER see us going down on a girl !
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20 minutes is the max they get.
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Shit ...I don't know too many woman that would enjoy being eaten out for that long Whats wrong?
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you know when to stop when they're pulling your hair out
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I need a beer
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Don't you do the finger test? Stick a finger in, if it stinks, just fuck her or get a blowjob.... |
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I don't go down on them I have them sit on my face and ride it like it's a mechanical bull.
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Do it only until it turns from pink to red and becomes swollen. Then quit. Let the fucking ensue.
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I bet could not get rid of her after that. |
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You got it all wrong One in the pink two in the stink. |
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0.25 seconds.
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Ik ben een aap
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one minute, cant stand the taste much longer
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ya need to learn to keep the pimp hand strong.. use that talent only on special occasions or new girlfriends... doh... you can tell i've been married too long...
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heh, 0.00 cus i dont eat pussy.. it's like an open stab wound.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Most women are happy with 3 to 5, 10 or even 15 minutes of num-numin' lovin',...... but some like to have as much as they can get, and going the extra few hundred laps for such a woman every now and again isn't a big imposition for me. Not superman.... just attentive. Plus, a well-licked woman tends to be more receptive to giving special treatment in return.
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2 hours, 1 hour break , then another hour...
You have to be careful though, I couldnt move my tongue the next day, and the burn on my face from her shaved puss....yow! -uglyorangecouch |
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It's not so much that it's like 'an open wound' as it is that I just don't dig having genital juice on my face. I prefer fucking and then getting the fuck out, with a clean face. I know chics love it and many even prefer it to fucking. But, fuck that. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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The rule is..... be good to the puss -- she won't treat you like a wuss.
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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the ole thumb in the ass trick while hittin it from the back does it for my chicks!
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8 seconds and that was only cuss she could handle 10 orgasms in a row. she was a freak i tell ya!
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Too old to care
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Is this an official or unofficial;
I'M A VIRGIN BUT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT SEX. Thread. Go out and find some girl instead of posting your fantasies here. ![]() |
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Eat pussy? I just sit in a chair, watch football, and let chicks get themselves off to the sight of my fine ass.
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