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01-23-2003, 10:27 AM
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Romance Mathematics............
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT. |
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01-23-2003, 10:53 AM
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01-23-2003, 11:20 AM
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01-23-2003, 11:22 AM
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I DUNNO...
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01-23-2003, 11:26 AM
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what do you do exactly?
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01-23-2003, 11:28 AM
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AAHAHAHA!
That was great.
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01-23-2003, 11:32 AM
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01-23-2003, 11:43 AM
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run sites? do tgp?
what do you do... just notci your in the TO area so just chrious.... can i not make a friend... |
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01-23-2003, 11:47 AM
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hahahaha
i loved the funeral's one
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01-23-2003, 11:49 AM
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This was great, I immediately forwarded it to my girlfriend. I think we'll understand each other much better now
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